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My wife was furious so I wrapped her in a blanket and called her an angry caterpillar until she started laughing. What thing have you done to an angry person that made them crack up laughing and forget they were angry?

Reddit - self.AskReddit

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Karma Whores

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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How I feel as an English major correcting my friends' papers

Reddit - quickmeme.com

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Watched Jaws again and can't believe I just realized this. (Chief Brody Double Win)

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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TIL Nazi death camps had brothels to increase prisoner productivity and cure homosexuality.

Reddit - en.wikipedia.org

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My bunny got his first bath last night.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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What would you REALISTICALLY do if you have 24 hours left to live starting RIGHT NOW.

Reddit - self.AskReddit

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Ride me?

Reddit - qkme.me

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Just adopted, he'll fit right in

Reddit - imgur.com

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TIL that there are colors that are too complex for the human eye called "Impossible Colors"

Reddit - en.wikipedia.org

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TIL that in 1995 there was a referendum for Quebec's independence from Canada. 94% turnout, with 50.58% voting to stay with Canada and 49.42% voting to declare independence.

Reddit - en.wikipedia.org

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I love when this happened to me.

Reddit - qkme.me

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My nephew's girlfriend is 4-5 months pregnant and will not stop drinking, smoking, and doing drugs. Is there anything we can do to have her rights to the child taken away before or shortly after the baby is born (if it makes it that far)?

Reddit - self.AskReddit

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This is how "Ring of Fire" by Johnny Cash sounds to people with Cochlear Implants. First you will hear the song with 4 channels, then 8, 16, and 32 channels. Finally you will hear the original music clip.

Reddit - hei.org

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This. I don't even. No words.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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My boyfriend just yelled "Yeah, nigga" very loudly in the middle of Toys R Us because he won a stuffed animal from a claw machine. What embarassing things have your significant others done in public?

Reddit - self.AskReddit

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TIL That in the movie 'The Hangover' no effects or prosthetics were created for Stu's missing tooth. Actor Ed Helms never had an adult incisor grow, and his fake incisor was taken out for the parts of filming where Stu's tooth is missing.

Reddit - imdb.com

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It snowed a while ago in CO. Took my dog out to the dog park.

Reddit - imgur.com

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Why do some posts have a • where the number of upvotes-downvotes is usually at?

Reddit - self.AskReddit

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TIL Actor Cillian Murphy converted to atheism after researching his role as a nuclear physicist in the sci-fi film "Sunshine"

Reddit - en.wikipedia.org

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Lazy College Senior

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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TIL Football striker Didier Drogba is credited with brokering a cease-fire in his home country of Ivory Coast that brought a five year civil war to an end

Reddit - vanityfair.com

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Sheldon is not only a redditor. Sheldon IS reddit.

Reddit - reddit.com

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Could I put an "Algae Farm" at my cubicle to make the air better?

Reddit - self.askscience

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Don't fuck with bears. This is why: [FIXED]

Reddit - imgur.com

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What was your "I'm definitely not a kid anymore" moment?

Reddit - self.AskReddit

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All 493 Pokemon in one picture

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Facebook caught reading users' text messages.

Reddit - readwriteweb.com

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I am citricsquid, founder of Minecraftforum.net and Minecraftwiki.net, AMA

Reddit - self.IAmA

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At what point in Human history did we start using pillows/head support when sleeping?

Reddit - self.AskReddit

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Reddit, please work your magic to help find my missing friend.

Reddit - self.AskReddit

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Youtube starts new censoring policy. If a video is considered offensive to a person's religion it is removed - Boycott Youtube and support free discusion of ideas!!!

Reddit - youtube.com

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IAmA Part Time Hooker in New Zealand

Reddit - self.IAmA

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Seth Rogen gets it right.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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A 4ft concrete wall is no match for this Mercedes.

Reddit - youtube.com

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Youtube claims man's homemade nature video violated a company's copyright because of birds singing in the background; the company, Rumblefish, claims to own his video's exclusive intellectual property rights to singing birds

Reddit - google.com

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Question on the Mandelbrot set.

Reddit - self.askscience

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Santorum: JFK's 1960 speech on separation of church and state 'makes me want to throw up'

Reddit - businessweek.com

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Now that's some good street art...

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Soot cracks when exposed to a flashlight, what is going on here?

Reddit - self.askscience

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What a deal

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Photobombing before it was cool.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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IAMA High school football, baseball, and basketball coach, and have coached multiple students that have played sports on a professional level.

Reddit - self.IAmA

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IS THAT A.....?

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Does drinking a sports drink before bed after a night of drinking help lessen your hangover?

Reddit - self.askscience

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I grew up with the internet and feel I have seen it all. But this...I just don't know anymore..

Reddit - reddit.com

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Lionel Messi never dives

Reddit - youtube.com

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WHO Declares India Polio-Free!

Reddit - hindustantimes.com

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Let's just get this out of the way now.

Reddit - imgur.com

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Rick Santorum is bad.

Reddit - imgur.com

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Amateur Vs Professional

Reddit - 25.media.tumblr.com

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Thought I would try this crayon melting thing that a lot of people are doing!

Reddit - imgur.com

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i took a picture of a tiger and used fractalius on its face

Reddit - farm4.staticflickr.com

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Study Shoots Holes In AT&T's Reasons for Throttling. The top 5 percent of bandwidth users on AT&T's unlimited data plans use an average of 3.97GB per month.

Reddit - pcworld.com

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A woman called the cops to report that an Internet scam. She asked them to call before showing up at her house. They didn’t. Instead, an officer arrived while she wasn’t home, ignored the woman’s “Beware of Dog” sign, hopped over the fence... and then killed her dog.

Reddit - theagitator.com

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This line is too damn long!

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Good Guy Absolut

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Don't fuck with bears. This is why:

Reddit - imgur.com

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my girlfriend went to get a drink, and her cat wanted to Skype me too

Reddit - imgur.com

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Redditor corrects TIL and provides extensive information about how payment in the indie films industry works

Reddit - reddit.com

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Scotland moves toward vote on independence

Reddit - washingtonpost.com

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Dell

Reddit - 26.media.tumblr.com

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Lately on Reddit/Facebook

Reddit - imgur.com

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Thanks for inviting me over!

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Waiting for the school bus

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Facebook are spying on phone users' text messages

Reddit - news.com.au

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a happy stoat

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Replacing electricity with light: First physical 'metatronic' circuit created

Reddit - sciencedaily.com

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The Internet when I was a kid

Reddit - imgur.com

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What is wrong with inciting intense dislike of a religion...

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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They sleep like this sometimes

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Why do we become "sick" of things (like movies, songs, etc)?

Reddit - self.askscience

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Are They Really Religious? --- An Egyptian author denounces aggressive, superficial Islamic piety. Policemen insist on sacred right to grow beards, yet torture and abuse detainees. Hospital staff abandon patients in intensive care to pray

Reddit - huffingtonpost.com

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Best reaction to general anesthesia.

Reddit - youtu.be

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Suggestive MILF tricks a poor young man....

Reddit - quickmeme.com

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+1 Neil deGrasse

Reddit - imgur.com

479 Comments

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Moment of Impact

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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All 493 Pokemon in one picture [FIXED]

Reddit - imgur.com

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Was playing Skyrim, put my controller down to answer an email and turned back around to this. Someone does not approve.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Can we please get this guy fired?

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Cancer suffering 18 year old asks Taylor Swift to be his date to prom; She declines, but asks him to be hers.

Reddit - dailymail.co.uk

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My cousin cut part of his thumb off right after the New Year. Without any medical help (no insurance), his body grew his thumb back 100%.

Reddit - imgur.com

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My Vet friend helped deliver this little dude over the weekend.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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This is probably the best analogy I've ever heard (fb)

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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He is the lord of all horses and has been my friend through many dangers.

Reddit - imgur.com

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Canadians...

Reddit - imgur.com

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Both Jon Heder AND Efren Ramirez from Napoleon Dynamite have identical twins? Mind not quite blown, but pleasantly intrigued.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Go Ahead

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Practical Life Advice

Reddit - 30.media.tumblr.com

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TIL a man designed a roller coaster that would kill its passengers.

Reddit - en.wikipedia.org

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The Most Difficult Question in Gaming

Reddit - imgur.com

186 Comments

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:)

Reddit - imgur.com

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This is one of the many reasons why I hate religion.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Just got fired after reporting sexual harassment - what should I do?

Reddit - self.AskReddit

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TIL PETA kills 95% of the pets it rescues.

Reddit - dailycaller.com

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Nothing beats this feeling.

Reddit - qkme.me

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Saw this today on Facebook..

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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First images of the "charge distribution" in a single molecule.

Reddit - bbc.co.uk

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I'm not saying it was humans but...

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Told my girlfriend today at church that I'm an Atheist

Reddit - self.atheism

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Un-be-weave-able

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Creative Halloween Costume?

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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The influence of Reddit this February

Reddit - qkme.me

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What seemingly innocent choice has had the greatest impact on your life?

Reddit - self.AskReddit

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I work for a government funded preschool...I think our selection of books needs updating.

Reddit - imgur.com

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I always loved naming rides

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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How we've bought our music for the past 30 years

Reddit - digitalmusicnews.com

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In September 2009, after admitting to my parents that I was atheist, I was abruptly woken in the middle of the night by two strange men who subsequently threw me in a van and drove me 200 mi. to a facility that I would later find out serves the sole purpose of eliminating free thinking adolescents.

Reddit - self.atheism

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YouTube banning videos that might offend the religious! Support Thunderf00t and fight back.

Reddit - coffeelovingskeptic.com

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Clever......

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Cat uses headbutt, it's super effective!

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Haters gonna hate. (Vintage)

Reddit - theastralplane.com.au

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Appears To Be Legitimate

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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My next character in Fallout New Vegas

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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My friend got drunk and broke a window on his mums car. This is his preventative measure to stop someone from hot wiring it and driving off.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Good Guy Whale Shark

Reddit - qkme.me

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What can I say? I feel for the guy...

Reddit - imgur.com

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It's super effective!!!

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Yeah right. Whoever made this thing...

Reddit - imgur.com

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Should they get rid of black history month?

Reddit - self.AskReddit

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Emergence Day 3D Street Art

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Gem I found in the ladies bathroom at the bar.

Reddit - imgur.com

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My grandmother comforting my grandfather...

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Whenever I see someone talking about girls they know that posted on r/gonewild

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Sad but true

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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What mandatory class do you think should be taught in high school that is not?

Reddit - self.AskReddit

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Double whammy: One redditor dramatizes a simple comment, another comes in with a voiceover performance

Reddit - reddit.com

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A gay Marine's homecoming

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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TIL The Shawshank Redemption (#1 film of all time on IMDB) was a box office flop

Reddit - abcarticledirectory.com

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Stupid Hoe

Reddit - 26.media.tumblr.com

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No one is like Ezio

Reddit - imgur.com

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Well fuck.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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I work in a factory that makes Lays potato chips, along with Doritos, Cheetos, Smart Food Popcorn and Sunchips. We are a subsidiary of Pepsi-co AMA

Reddit - self.IAmA

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Ahh of course, now I understand what you're saying!

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Game Development in Heaven and Hell (Possibly a repost as it's quite old)

Reddit - cache.gawker.com

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Is it reasonable to assume that if there is intelligent life beyond our solar system, that they may be approximately our size?

Reddit - self.askscience

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WIKILEAKS: Something 'Extraordinary' Is About To Be Released, And 25 Media Organizations Are Preparing For It

Reddit - businessinsider.com

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You sure?

Reddit - 26.media.tumblr.com

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So many rage quits...

Reddit - i.imgur.com

396 Comments

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Dexter and Powerpuff Girls were classmates. Mind BLOWN.

Reddit - imgur.com

117 Comments

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There is no time limit, but the test will stop in 55 minutes.

Reddit - imgur.com

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February 26, 2012

141 posts