Reddit Archive

UPDATE to: In the past week, both my parents died in a car accident, and I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me with my best friend. Reddit, tell me some seemingly tragic stories with happy endings to cheer me up.

Reddit - self.AskReddit

695 Comments

- - -

New Window

996

The Pirate Bay plans to fly remote server drones aka Low Orbit Server Stations (LOSS)

Reddit - thepiratebay.se

245 Comments

- - -

New Window

988

Reusable Sticky Tape Could Hold Up Your TV: Large patches of an extremely strong new adhesive, inspired by geckos, can be used over and over again

Reddit - technologyreview.com

128 Comments

- - -

New Window

985

Why do old movies look "fake" on HDTV?

Reddit - self.askscience

558 Comments

- - -

New Window

944

I work as Goofy at Walt Disney AMAA

Reddit - self.IAmA

1367 Comments

- - -

New Window

934

Up Up and Awaaaay.....D'Oh!!

Reddit - i.imgur.com

122 Comments

Cached

New Window

928

It just looks so wrong.

Reddit - imgur.com

298 Comments

- - -

New Window

922

Typical COD fan

Reddit - imgur.com

478 Comments

Cached

New Window

908

My mom has gone batshit crazy and has racked up over $35,000 in credit card debt, what can my dad and I do?

Reddit - self.AskReddit

1008 Comments

- - -

New Window

906

I just died and now can not sleep... anyone been through this?

Reddit - self.AskReddit

746 Comments

- - -

New Window

901

"And they'll probably kill us."

Reddit - i.imgur.com

141 Comments

Cached

New Window

887

Jenga, Bitch.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

42 Comments

Cached

New Window

865

I'm Sure Everyone Remembers...

Reddit - i.imgur.com

51 Comments

Cached

New Window

854

Why every Christian should support gay rights: Apostle Paul Says...

Reddit - qkme.me

66 Comments

- - -

New Window

852

How do I politely make this kind of crazy girl stop texting me?

Reddit - self.AskReddit

1082 Comments

- - -

New Window

833

How I feel when I argue with creationists.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

84 Comments

Cached

New Window

792

Good Guy Scumbag hat

Reddit - qkme.me

17 Comments

- - -

New Window

791

/r/Christianity continues to cry about /r/Atheism. This is where I want to spend my karma.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

386 Comments

Cached

New Window

780

Hindsight is always 0 for 2

Reddit - reddit.com

73 Comments

- - -

New Window

775

Leaving facebook.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

36 Comments

Cached

New Window

757

I don't care how immature it is, I laughed!

Reddit - i.imgur.com

33 Comments

Cached

New Window

756

Your shoe is chewy and tastes like food.

Reddit - imgur.com

24 Comments

- - -

New Window

741

If common sense was used in Government (edited for UK)

Reddit - imgur.com

129 Comments

- - -

New Window

711

TIL Fox News is illegal in Canada because "a licenser may not broadcast....any false or misleading news."

Reddit - slog.thestranger.com

135 Comments

- - -

New Window

705

The 1st stage is denial...I'm ready for your downvotes

Reddit - qkme.me

119 Comments

- - -

New Window

695

After Rick Santorum said Puerto Rico should adopt English as its official language, Mitt Romney easily wins all 20 delegates in Puerto Rico’s Republican primary

Reddit - news.yahoo.com

83 Comments

- - -

New Window

649

Proud new mummy cat!

Reddit - imgur.com

41 Comments

- - -

New Window

646

What biologically occurs in the brain and the genitals during an orgasm?

Reddit - self.askscience

197 Comments

- - -

New Window

588

Is the science concerning the harmfulness of second hand smoke truly settled?

Reddit - self.askscience

412 Comments

- - -

New Window

511

Police Taser and kill man over packet of biscuits

Reddit - dailytelegraph.com.au

180 Comments

- - -

New Window

491

TIL 43% of Canadians would choose bacon over sex

Reddit - investor.mapleleaf.ca

106 Comments

- - -

New Window

483

I am going to bed right now fully aware that tomorrow is going to be a horrible day. It would be awesome if I woke up tomorrow to find a bunch of awesome responses to this post. Help me out reddit.

Reddit - self.AskReddit

531 Comments

- - -

New Window

471

I thought about ramming this bus off the road.

Reddit - imgur.com

196 Comments

- - -

New Window

439

April fools is coming up soon, what is the best prank you have/ someone has done to you on this day?

Reddit - self.AskReddit

747 Comments

- - -

New Window

402

I work at a hostel in Hungary... this is what woke up to doing my morning bathroom checks.

Reddit - imgur.com

89 Comments

- - -

New Window

343

Does the Eskimo Wolf Trap actually work?

Reddit - self.askscience

9 Comments

- - -

New Window

29

TIL Weird Al Yankovic wrote "Like A Surgeon" after Madonna wondered to a mutual friend how long it would take for Weird Al to write a parody of her song. It is to date the only time that Weird Al got the idea for a song parody from the original artist.

Reddit - en.wikipedia.org

23 Comments

- - -

New Window

289

Jupiter and its moon Io. The red dot is a volcano on the moon's surface and the blue cloud is the volcano's emissions

Reddit - imgur.com

898 Comments

- - -

New Window

2769

The Mars Volta - L'Via L'Viaquez

Reddit - youtube.com

63 Comments

- - -

New Window

264

British Politician tweets about Christianity.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

1308 Comments

Cached

New Window

2614

Grand Theft Auto

Reddit - lh3.googleusercontent.com

784 Comments

Cached

New Window

2366

I just got married at the Taj Mahal

Reddit - imgur.com

1561 Comments

- - -

New Window

2349

Twilight Drinking game rules

Reddit - imgur.com

460 Comments

- - -

New Window

2169

War Stats

Reddit - i.imgur.com

586 Comments

Cached

New Window

2153

Is anyone else bored to death of Reddit but you keep logging in because you don't know where else to go on the internet?

Reddit - self.AskReddit

67 Comments

- - -

New Window

214

"I had a smoke with Snoop Dogg last night, I don't smoke but he offered me it so I took it"

Reddit - youtu.be

718 Comments

- - -

New Window

2073

Found in the bathroom at my buddies' apartment. Good to know someone is staying hygienic.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

943 Comments

Cached

New Window

2021

My multi-player experience

Reddit - i.imgur.com

718 Comments

Cached

New Window

1994

I will turn 100 years old in two days (3/21/2012) -- AMAA

Reddit - self.IAmA

4089 Comments

- - -

New Window

1986

Free apps eat up your phone battery just sending ads. Up to 75 per cent of the energy used by free versions of Android apps is spent serving up ads or tracking and uploading user data

Reddit - newscientist.com

923 Comments

- - -

New Window

1938

cat.rar

Reddit - i.imgur.com

156 Comments

Cached

New Window

1932

I've got Bell's Palsy. If you can't laugh at yourself, life's gonna seem a whole lot longer than you like.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

2291 Comments

Cached

New Window

1903

This is the worst type of person.

Reddit - youtu.be

2022 Comments

- - -

New Window

1847

A fly species was kept in complete darkness for 57 years (1400 generations), showing genetic alterations that occur as a result of environmental conditions.

Reddit - plosone.org

713 Comments

- - -

New Window

1836

Reddit, what are some of the best "restaraunt recipes" you know that anyone can make at home?

Reddit - self.AskReddit

3276 Comments

- - -

New Window

1800

This man does not mess around.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

630 Comments

Cached

New Window

1796

Iranians respond to Israeli Facebook initiative: Israel, we <3 you too

Reddit - haaretz.com

724 Comments

- - -

New Window

1795

Fuck yea

Reddit - i.minus.com

617 Comments

Cached

New Window

1773

Carl Sagan - The Humans

Reddit - youtu.be

320 Comments

- - -

New Window

1768

A cashless society would be a bad thing because everything would be traceable and you wouldn't buy things that were controversial, according to Peter Sunde, founder of the Pirate Bay and micropayment service Flattr.

Reddit - wired.co.uk

652 Comments

- - -

New Window

1755

Sorry, haven't seen your tennis ball

Reddit - i.imgur.com

93 Comments

Cached

New Window

1742

If common sense was used in Government

Reddit - i.imgur.com

853 Comments

Cached

New Window

1736

You guys are going to feel so silly once President Santorum's eradication of porn and condoms alleviates poverty, fixes the economy, and ends global terrorism!

Reddit - self.politics

776 Comments

- - -

New Window

1642

Well now that you mention it, neither can I.

Reddit - imgur.com

284 Comments

- - -

New Window

1631

Dutch Catholic church abuse: at least one youth castrated for 'homosexuality', evidence for at least 10 other cases

Reddit - dutchnews.nl

574 Comments

- - -

New Window

1614

TIL that the 'black' in 'blacksmith' distinquishes them from 'whitesmiths', who work with the lighter coloured metals such as tin and pewter

Reddit - en.wikipedia.org

429 Comments

- - -

New Window

1596

So I was reading the product description for Assassin's Creed III

Reddit - i.imgur.com

2320 Comments

Cached

New Window

1591

You know what this room needs?

Reddit - imgur.com

299 Comments

- - -

New Window

1562

TIL the budget for "The Black Swan" was so low (about $13 million) that Natalie Portman gave up her trailer so they could afford to have a medic on set to treat ballet injuries

Reddit - nancylicious.com

761 Comments

- - -

New Window

1556

Most Germans own a second property...

Reddit - imgur.com

549 Comments

- - -

New Window

1539

Deadmau5: "the last thing i want to do… is take the meanings and feelings of a piece of music and have some fucking dipshit blab about lookin sexy, poppin bottles, 'droppin bass', or ANYTHING club related."

Reddit - deadmau5.tumblr.com

1715 Comments

- - -

New Window

1532

"Your First Amendment rights can be terminated if you're creating a scene or whatever," the officer said.

Reddit - nbcchicago.com

373 Comments

- - -

New Window

1490

First time playing in photoshop. Am I doing it right?

Reddit - i.imgur.com

252 Comments

Cached

New Window

1463

My dad fell asleep putting my sister to bed - hours later, I found them like this! :)

Reddit - imgur.com

418 Comments

- - -

New Window

1452

My mother secretly took out a loan for $100,000 in late November and then filed for divorce in December. The judge has ruled my father must pay off this debt, because they were married. Is there ANYTHING he can do?

Reddit - self.AskReddit

1923 Comments

- - -

New Window

1451

Fun at work

Reddit - 26.media.tumblr.com

183 Comments

Cached

New Window

1450

Welcome to the American Spring - I saw dozens of peaceful protesters violently choked, stomped on, and beaten with night sticks. I saw police beat retreating protesters trying to escape. I saw a woman get sent to the hospital after police brutally beat her and left her seizing on the ground.

Reddit - huffingtonpost.com

1156 Comments

- - -

New Window

1446

A redditor finds the modern day location of another redditor's great grandfather's WWII photograph.

Reddit - reddit.com

8 Comments

- - -

New Window

143

Carrie Fisher AKA Princess Leia

Reddit - i.imgur.com

493 Comments

Cached

New Window

1427

This just popped up on my Facebook feed, I think he's onto something

Reddit - i.imgur.com

167 Comments

Cached

New Window

1423

Kudos to Canada for being supportive of this.

Reddit - video.senators.nhl.com

811 Comments

- - -

New Window

1422

To the spider that I just killed..

Reddit - qkme.me

226 Comments

- - -

New Window

1406

Megaman Logic.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

154 Comments

Cached

New Window

1397

Researchers have developed a unique way to create FULL-COLOUR holograms with the aid of surface plasmons.

Reddit - physorg.com

262 Comments

- - -

New Window

1389

First Google Images result for "crisis averted"

Reddit - 4.bp.blogspot.com

212 Comments

Cached

New Window

1375

OH HELL NO!!

Reddit - i.imgur.com

685 Comments

Cached

New Window

1373

Literally

Reddit - i.imgur.com

412 Comments

Cached

New Window

1369

We Kill the Pac-Man

Reddit - i.imgur.com

115 Comments

Cached

New Window

1359

Nice hot cup of coffee

Reddit - i.imgur.com

375 Comments

Cached

New Window

1343

He used all the toothpaste

Reddit - qkme.me

190 Comments

- - -

New Window

1324

Fry checking girls out

Reddit - quickmeme.com

223 Comments

- - -

New Window

1315

never calling it "toilet" again.

Reddit - imgur.com

110 Comments

- - -

New Window

1307

Meanwhile, over at Activision...

Reddit - imgur.com

383 Comments

- - -

New Window

1290

IAmA Juliette Danielle (Lisa from The Room)

Reddit - self.IAmA

650 Comments

- - -

New Window

1276

TIL that cows have best friends and get stressed when they are separated.

Reddit - treehugger.com

324 Comments

- - -

New Window

1260

It's all a matter of perspective

Reddit - i.imgur.com

203 Comments

Cached

New Window

1260

Micheal Bay is going to totally ruin TMNT

Reddit - superherohype.com

914 Comments

- - -

New Window

1240

I Choose Yoga

Reddit - qkme.me

80 Comments

- - -

New Window

1232

Beets

Reddit - i.imgur.com

128 Comments

Cached

New Window

1220

Deadmau5 receives tweet while live streaming from unknown vocalist who laid vocals over his new track, starts collaboration

Reddit - youtube.com

338 Comments

- - -

New Window

1216

Submarine Snow Cat

Reddit - imgur.com

128 Comments

- - -

New Window

1193

Upvoting Obama

Reddit - qkme.me

125 Comments

- - -

New Window

1190

F2 is a shortcut for renaming a file. What are some little computer tips/tricks that you think everyone should know?

Reddit - self.AskReddit

2645 Comments

- - -

New Window

1176

How I feel whenever I see "(first), (reddit be gentle), etc" in the title

Reddit - qkme.me

300 Comments

- - -

New Window

1170

3 years ago my head was run over by a truck in a motorcycle accident. AMA!

Reddit - self.IAmA

2033 Comments

- - -

New Window

1133

The sad truth...

Reddit - qkme.me

280 Comments

- - -

New Window

1123

There is only one thing to remember when posting on Reddit...

Reddit - qkme.me

161 Comments

- - -

New Window

1107

Good Guy Peyton...

Reddit - quickmeme.com

289 Comments

- - -

New Window

1105

The world supply of helium, essential for research and medicine, is being squandered for use in party balloons. No, Really.

Reddit - guardian.co.uk

211 Comments

- - -

New Window

1103

Up until about a month or two ago I thought that TL;DR meant, "The lesson; dear reader". What reddit-related thing did you not understand?

Reddit - self.AskReddit

3108 Comments

- - -

New Window

1072

When I get proven wrong by another redditor

Reddit - quickmeme.com

47 Comments

- - -

New Window

1063

Why you don't have an open house party where I come from.

Reddit - imgur.com

268 Comments

- - -

New Window

1052

He deserved a highfive

Reddit - quickmeme.com

89 Comments

- - -

New Window

1031

TIL There is a self governed island of New Zealand with pokemon on their legal tender coins.

Reddit - pobjoy.com

167 Comments

- - -

New Window

1012

No, I haven't seen Dwilight. I prefer Dwitanic, anyways.

Reddit - imgur.com

63 Comments

- - -

New Window

1012

Deadly shooting at French Jewish school. Children are reported to be among at least three people killed in incident outside school in southwest city of Toulouse.

Reddit - aljazeera.com

31 Comments

- - -

New Window

100

March 19, 2012

116 posts