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You are granted 3 wishes. 1 has to be selfish; 1has to be malicious; and the last on has to be for the good of humanity

Reddit - self.AskReddit

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My sister found this. The guy holding the ax looks incredibly satisfied with himself.

Reddit - imgur.com

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Just got my Siberian Husky pup, she's taking a nap on my dad's foot

Reddit - imgur.com

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I like dragons

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Bill Clinton on Santa

Reddit - qkme.me

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First time seeing reddit

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Where's Jason?

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Found this is an Applebee's bathroom. Do you have something to tell us POTATO_IN_MY_ANUS?

Reddit - imgur.com

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ACLU: Medical Marijuana Patient Fired by Wal-Mart Deserves His Day in Court: Casias who suffers from sinus cancer and a brain tumor never ingested marijuana while at work and never worked while under the influence of marijuana. Wal-Mart fired him for testing positive for marijuana anyway

Reddit - aclu.org

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AMA Request: Someone that actually won the McDonald's Million Dollar's Monopoly Game

Reddit - self.IAmA

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TIL Bob Ross (PBS painter of "happy little trees") was a former drill sargeant, and when he left the service he swore to never yell at a living thing again.

Reddit - mandatory.com

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Hipster Japan: had holo concerts before they were cool

Reddit - youtube.com

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before there was internet

Reddit - 30.media.tumblr.com

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Read all of it. This might be the best story on reddit!

Reddit - reddit.com

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Just an average night on an Australian train. Yes, it's a woman. [NSFW]

Reddit - imgur.com

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jacksparrow1 offers dating wisdom.

Reddit - reddit.com

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IAmA Request: r/SpaceDicks mod

Reddit - self.IAmA

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The TRULY Angry Bird

Reddit - qkme.me

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Wikileaks lawyer placed on a watch list, requires permission to fly

Reddit - smh.com.au

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The Strokes - 12:51

Reddit - youtu.be

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What would Thom Yorke look like if his face were symmetrical?

Reddit - denisesalceda.files.wordpress.com

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When this post is 1hr old, reddit will down for a brief maintenance

Reddit - self.announcements

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I love the design of these stairs and how they incorporate a wheelchair access ramp.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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AMA Req: Someone who thought DiGiorno was delivery.

Reddit - self.IAmA

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Poor Leo (warning: a few spoilers)

Reddit - imgur.com

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I was a roady for Dream Theater AMA

Reddit - self.IAmA

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It's Happening Again...

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Surface tension

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Your kidding me.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Target photoshop fail - when you see it

Reddit - imgur.com

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HBO Decides It Still Isn't Difficult Enough To Watch HBO Shows

Reddit - techdirt.com

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Famous sites as dresses

Reddit - imgur.com

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My Dad turns into Robert De Niro when he sleeps..

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Shit Josh!

Reddit - imgur.com

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Don't let us down, Josh.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Cruise Ship Saw Them, But Didn't Help Drifting Boat, Passengers Say - After 28 days at sea, only 1 of the 3 men aboard an injured Panama fishing boat was still alive

Reddit - npr.org

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Guy wins UK gameshow using logic (wait for it)

Reddit - youtube.com

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What is the best question you've ever heard a child ask?

Reddit - self.AskReddit

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If people were really influenced by games.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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IAMA Utøya survivor

Reddit - self.IAmA

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Instead of being on the defensive all the time with laws like SOPA/PIPA/CISPA, why don't we go on the offensive and repeal the DMCA?

Reddit - self.politics

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My old band teacher posted on Facebook the other day [FB]

Reddit - imgur.com

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Just Foo Fighters and Serj Tankian playing Holiday in Cambodia

Reddit - youtube.com

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Photo of early Redditors preparing to submit some content

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Found in my university today

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Touche Rhianna, Touche.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Uranus: not even once

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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So I've apparently been eating my steak with a fork my Oma stole from Nazis.

Reddit - 29.media.tumblr.com

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TIL In 2003, Pres. Bush started PEPFAR, providing antiretroviral drugs to African nations, lowering the AIDS rate by 10% and saving 1.1 million lives

Reddit - en.wikipedia.org

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My sister obeying the rules of gaming with her son

Reddit - imgur.com

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Petition to make Election Day a National Holiday.

Reddit - self.politics

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For what it's worth, I "won."

Reddit - self.atheism

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Chainsaw crossbows? I'd play this in a heartbeat

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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I asked my friend about when he became Skrillex

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Smells like colon

Reddit - imgur.com

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Just watched a young woman pull a toddler out of oncoming traffic only to get shouted at by the mother for touching her kid, what kind of shit has just flabbergasted you Reddit?

Reddit - self.AskReddit

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Congratulations!

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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My Life

Reddit - 27.media.tumblr.com

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Blonde Tina Fey

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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I spend an hour every day playing with my neighbor's dog under the fence. I'll never understand how someone can keep a cutie like this locked up alone. He is ignored by his owners, but he has become one of my best friends!

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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I actually won a week long trip to LA for the Kid's Choice Awards in one of those national "put your name in a box" sweepstakes back in 2005. AMA.

Reddit - self.IAmA

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Young assassin

Reddit - imgur.com

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What I picture every time someone says "relevant username".

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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I can't party this hard anymore.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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" Obama took a not-too-subtle swipe at his Republican opponent, Mitt Romney, declaring: “I wasn’t born with a silver spoon in my mouth.” There remains a role for government to give everybody a “fair shot,” Obama said — not just the wealthy."

Reddit - washingtonpost.com

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Discovery of world's largest colony of leatherback sea turtle may see species removed from critically endangered list

Reddit - guardian.co.uk

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My parents are hoarders

Reddit - imgur.com

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My boss is a "tuck your shirt in" nazi (among other things), so I found a loophole in the dress code where I dont have to tuck in my shirt. What things have you done "by the book" just to piss off your boss?

Reddit - self.AskReddit

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Here's a baby fennec fox for you.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Rules at my Boxing Gym

Reddit - imgur.com

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RIP Levon Helm

Reddit - spinner.com

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The king of April Fools

Reddit - reddit.com

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He grew up with cats, so he growls when he's being pet because he thinks he's purring.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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On violence and video games.

Reddit - imgur.com

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Babies change your life

Reddit - imgur.com

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Dog Logic

Reddit - qkme.me

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When Pioneer 10 and 11 left the solar system, for an unknown reason, they slowed down. That reason has finally been discovered.

Reddit - planetary.org

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The actor who only plays Saddam Hussein (xpost from /r/pics)

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Whenever I review my resume

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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The Media Today

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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That'll do soldier. That'll do...

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Inappropriate timing Bill Clinton on healthy communication.

Reddit - qkme.me

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Waiting for the Walkers

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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I don't think they watched the same movie as me...

Reddit - img641.imageshack.us

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TIL there is a tree in Australia that if you brush against it it will affect you for 3-6months and if you shake it you can breath in its toxic needles

Reddit - australiangeographic.com.au

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How to troll your annoying apartment neighbors

Reddit - imgur.com

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Trolling the Camerman

Reddit - i.minus.com

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So, I had Canadian toast for lunch today!

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Minnesota Nice

Reddit - imgur.com

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IAm Steve Duchesne, retired NHL defenseman and Stanley Cup winner. AMA

Reddit - self.IAmA

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Monkey saving a dog from an explosion in China

Reddit - imgur.com

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Soldier's daughter hacked to death, hunts down killers in 5 days

Reddit - news24.com

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Brian gets some positive reinforcement.

Reddit - qkme.me

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This guy has been coming to work all week. Productivity level is approaching zero.

Reddit - imgur.com

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My dad coming home from iraq in 2004, my favorite picture of all time. It was recognized nationally.

Reddit - imgur.com

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Seahorse giving birth

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Nathan Fillion circa 1995.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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"Rescued This Little Guy..." - The Dark Truth

Reddit - qkme.me

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This is how you pay respect

Reddit - youtu.be

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As an employee, this is why 4/20 is a terrible day

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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No.. this is my bowl

Reddit - imgur.com

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Distinct 'God spot' in the brain does not exist - researchers have completed research that indicates spirituality is a complex phenomenon, and multiple areas of the brain are responsible for the many aspects of spiritual experiences.

Reddit - medicalxpress.com

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Here´s one of my presents I recently made

Reddit - imgur.com

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TIL that Houston, Texas elected an openly gay mayor... twice

Reddit - en.wikipedia.org

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Bad luck Brian via 1920 [FIXED]

Reddit - imgur.com

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The simplest answer is always best

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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"It came from alpha centauri looking for love"

Reddit - 26.media.tumblr.com

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How long do you think it will take until we'll be studying Christian mythology in humanities as well?

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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How I Pick What Game to Play

Reddit - imgur.com

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Our lab is now complete

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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In your social circle, what is your favorite story that gets passed around? (NSFW)

Reddit - self.AskReddit

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Eric Cantor says it's time to tax the poor. I sure hope GOP runs on this platform.

Reddit - dailykos.com

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It's Holocaust Remembrance Day. So here's my adorable Holocaust surviving grandparents

Reddit - imgur.com

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What is actually going on when a printer plays the song of its people?

Reddit - self.AskReddit

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Dog Logic - Better the second time

Reddit - qkme.me

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Noticed this hilarious gem while hitting random on Reddit

Reddit - imgur.com

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Poland Announces Complete Ban on Monsanto’s Genetically Modified Maize

Reddit - naturalsociety.com

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My friend made a Mass Effect Nerf gun

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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She's been holding on to this balloon all day. If it gets away from her, she cries.

Reddit - imgur.com

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The forever alone record has been set. Two women (you can only see one) out to eat with their teddy bears.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Bad luck Brian via 1920

Reddit - imgur.com

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The mystery surrounding the source of the highest-energy particles known in the Universe has grown deeper. The particles, known as cosmic rays, can show up with energies a million times higher than the biggest particle accelerators on Earth can produce.

Reddit - bbc.co.uk

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He was disappointed when I refused to throw the 'stick' he found.

Reddit - imgur.com

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Good Guy Friend

Reddit - qkme.me

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Dalai Lama is holding my book!

Reddit - imgur.com

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Gentle giant.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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AMA request: Matt Groening.

Reddit - self.IAmA

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Tough Love Baby

Reddit - qkme.me

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I wish this was me

Reddit - quickmeme.com

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Scumbag Camerman

Reddit - quickmeme.com

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You came to the wrong hood.

Reddit - 26.media.tumblr.com

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That does look comfy...

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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TIL that two guide dogs, Salty and Roselle, were awarded the Dickin Medal for gallantry after leading their blind owners out of the World Trade Center during the September 11 attacks.

Reddit - en.wikipedia.org

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TIL nicotine is racist. It bonds irreversibly with melanin making it easier for darker-skinned individuals to get addicted and harder for them to quit.

Reddit - en.wikipedia.org

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Coming Soon To Congress

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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One of the major things about christianity that never made any sense to me..

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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You need to know what these are! You can't use the words if you don't know what they mean!

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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please dont go

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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[update]A man came up to me and said he was my father (I have a sister)

Reddit - self.AskReddit

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One day, one day.

Reddit - wallpaper.pickywallpapers.com

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If I fits, I sits.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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How I feel on Reddit today, being named Josh

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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i'm just going to leave this here for you..

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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April 19, 2012

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