Reddit Archive

999

Verizon refuses to activate on lost man's cell phone for police search unless they agreed to pay his $20 overdue bill.

Reddit - timesreporter.com

157 Comments

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985

What's your favourite cheesy joke?

Reddit - self.AskReddit

1719 Comments

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977

WTF is a little too gory for my tastes, so here's one of my earliest remembered WTF's

Reddit - i.imgur.com

80 Comments

971

boob job [NSFW]

Reddit - youtube.com

341 Comments

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965

China successful in teleportation.

Reddit - forbes.com

718 Comments

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960

Something I recently finished, worth hanging up?

Reddit - imgur.com

146 Comments

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950

Always the last place you look.

Reddit - imgur.com

61 Comments

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937

Tool - Vicarious

Reddit - youtu.be

14 Comments

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92

With extra sprinkles

Reddit - qkme.me

21 Comments

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885

Everyone gets scared when the Mods of r/AskScience come out...

Reddit - reddit.com

62 Comments

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88

Came to Tuscaloosa, AL for the first time today. I was pleasantly surprised to see this.

Reddit - imgur.com

51 Comments

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860

Parents, do you ever look at your child and just think about how unattractive they are, especially when they are teenagers?

Reddit - self.AskReddit

1934 Comments

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822

15 minutes ago I almost died. I was ratcheting a 3500 lbs boat onto a trailer and the hook point broke. It missed my head by less than an inch. What near death experiences have you had Redditors?

Reddit - self.AskReddit

3017 Comments

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792

Negative Words Shut Down Higher Level Mental Processes, Study

Reddit - medicaldaily.com

100 Comments

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771

He didn't want me to leave.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

27 Comments

756

A cake day picture of my son. Humor me! I'm doing the whole exciting cake day thing!

Reddit - i.imgur.com

77 Comments

715

Horrifying story of watching a co-worker die

Reddit - reddit.com

61 Comments

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712

Chinese Physicists Smash Distance Record For Teleportation: The ability to teleport photons through 97km of free space opens the way for satellite-based quantum communications, say researchers

Reddit - technologyreview.com

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702

Never thought synchronised swimming could be this creepy

Reddit - i.imgur.com

22 Comments

607

Vesta is a Baby Planet, Not an Asteroid; it turns out to be an ancient protoplanet that never made it; it has an iron core, a varied surface, layers of rock and possibly a magnetic field

Reddit - sciencemag.org

78 Comments

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German police fired just 85 bullets total in 2011. Meanwhile, in the United States, The Atlantic reported that in April, 84 shots were fired at one murder suspect in Harlem, and another 90 at an unarmed man in Los Angeles.

Reddit - worldnews.msnbc.msn.com

166 Comments

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I'm in a very awkward position and I know most redditors will hate me for existing, let alone saying this... But I'm being bullied at school because I'm a Christian. What can I do to cope with this?

Reddit - self.AskReddit

2453 Comments

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466

I am Michael Dirda, Pulitzer-Prize winning book critic who has been called the best-read man in America.

Reddit - self.IAmA

211 Comments

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431

The cover of next week's New Yorker.

Reddit - newyorker.com

30 Comments

400

Can You Call a 9-Year-Old a Psychopath?

Reddit - nytimes.com

214 Comments

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387

"I haven't had that much fun since I went to see The Exorcist on shrooms..." - My Dad after seeing The Avengers

Reddit - self.movies

67 Comments

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373

The Dutch judge who ordered The Pirate Bay links censored, Chris Hensen, has been found to be textbook corrupt - he had commercial ventures with the plaintiffs in previous anti-piracy cases

Reddit - falkvinge.net

474 Comments

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2705

When no one texts me back

Reddit - i.imgur.com

682 Comments

2489

Brother goes into the Military, and THIS is the first time I hear from him in months.

Reddit - imgur.com

837 Comments

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2427

I asked my brother to look after my cat while I was away on holiday. He just sent me this. I think they're getting along well...

Reddit - imgur.com

302 Comments

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2257

A dinosaur bone I worked on. A hemal arch from a diplodocus. The hole in the middle is where a vein would run through, a vein.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

31 Comments

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A California Woman Blinded for 'Contempt of Cop': Hernandez who was suspected of drunk driving, resisted being handcuffed. Cop used a JPX device to fire a stream of pepper-spray at her at close-range - "blowing apart her right eye and leaving the left with severe, irreparable damage."

Reddit - informationliberation.com

1501 Comments

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2235

TIL that the white guy on the podium during the Black Power salute in '68 was basically banned for life for defending them.

Reddit - news.bbc.co.uk

1181 Comments

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2202

Stupid future

Reddit - i.imgur.com

222 Comments

2201

"Mr. Depp! Can I have your autograph?"

Reddit - i.imgur.com

596 Comments

2190

So... Jeffery Dahmer went to my friend's dad's school. Found this in his year book.

Reddit - imgur.com

1354 Comments

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2169

I see all of your teachers' yearbook photo and go all in. 3 years and counting.

Reddit - imgur.com

338 Comments

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2138

Idiot Test: Video Game Edition

Reddit - imgur.com

480 Comments

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2128

Dutch Judge Who Ordered Pirate Bay Links Censored Found To Be Corrupt

Reddit - falkvinge.net

185 Comments

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2126

"No mom, I haven't seen your lipstick.."

Reddit - i.imgur.com

10 Comments

209

Louis CK Wins It All (The Comedy Awards 2012)

Reddit - youtube.com

798 Comments

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2038

The similarities are quite uncanny

Reddit - i.imgur.com

395 Comments

2036

Queen's Freddie Mercury Will Perform as 'Optical Illusion

Reddit - spin.com

61 Comments

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202

I'm high right?

Reddit - i.imgur.com

445 Comments

1950

Facts about Penis sizes; Race and body size mean less than you think

Reddit - netdoctor.co.uk

84 Comments

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194

Hi, you may recognize me from the alphabet

Reddit - i.imgur.com

110 Comments

1902

GTA, why? Fuck logic, that's why.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

334 Comments

1884

One of my favorite The Onion headlines.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

286 Comments

1838

An amendment to the Golden Rule.

Reddit - imgur.com

250 Comments

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1829

They need to bring back the 1899 Coke bottles.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

812 Comments

1789

How it feels being the designated driver

Reddit - i.imgur.com

151 Comments

1775

Meanwhile, at the Tower of Pisa

Reddit - i.imgur.com

114 Comments

1768

What my friend learned in just 1 semester.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

577 Comments

1755

It's alright, he's okay

Reddit - imgur.com

144 Comments

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1751

TIL that John Cusack once asked his agent to "bring him the craziest, most unproduceable script" they could find. The agent came back with "Being John Malkovich", and Cusack eventually signed on.

Reddit - en.wikipedia.org

259 Comments

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1750

IAm Stoya, adult performer and generally naked lady. AMA.

Reddit - self.IAmA

3802 Comments

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1745

Jon Stewart hands over the mic to the correspondents when The Daily Show wins best late night comedy series...the results are hilarious.

Reddit - youtube.com

432 Comments

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1706

Sister got a new puppy. It is terrified of EVERYTHING.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

254 Comments

1694

I love it when games acknowledge my abilities.

Reddit - 24.media.tumblr.com

432 Comments

1684

This is killing me

Reddit - i.imgur.com

508 Comments

1669

A camel at the 'Camel Haircut' competition at Bikaner, India

Reddit - imgur.com

71 Comments

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1666

Ariens.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

187 Comments

1660

Spongebob Voice Actors dub 3 of the greatest films ever made [4:13]

Reddit - youtube.com

225 Comments

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1650

My friend's birthday is Monday. He said that no gift could beat Diablo 3, so I thought I'd at least try to enhance the experience.

Reddit - imgur.com

314 Comments

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1635

My friend's cat objected to being left in boarding

Reddit - i.imgur.com

141 Comments

1629

Man drills magnets into arm to mount ipod

Reddit - imgur.com

1172 Comments

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1627

How I feel moving from New York City to Montana

Reddit - quickmeme.com

317 Comments

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1622

Sneaker Pimps- "6 Underground"

Reddit - youtube.com

22 Comments

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162

TIL Since the SNES wasn't powerful enough to emulate a GameBoy in software, the Super GameBoy actually contained all the hardware of a regular gameboy except the screen.

Reddit - en.wikipedia.org

389 Comments

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1613

What Jesus said about homosexuality

Reddit - i.imgur.com

395 Comments

1612

Solid science right there. (Iron Man 2 Director Commentary)

Reddit - imgur.com

869 Comments

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1605

IAmA 91 Year old WWII veteran. At 20 years of age I directed a merchant ship to avoid torpedoes+bombs I was then rewarded with ten shillings AMA

Reddit - self.IAmA

517 Comments

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1594

The longest recurring actor in a Video Game franchise... still hasn't aged a bit

Reddit - i.imgur.com

442 Comments

1584

Did this while running through campus late for class.

Reddit - qkme.me

88 Comments

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1558

You know you're in France when...

Reddit - farm6.staticflickr.com

348 Comments

1552

Misunderstood Shark

Reddit - qkme.me

130 Comments

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1531

We clearly take Government seriously in Scotland

Reddit - i.imgur.com

145 Comments

1525

Staying at my Hawaiian friends house, best breakfast ever.

Reddit - imgur.com

479 Comments

1522

I love tire...

Reddit - i.imgur.com

1516

My grandpa showing off my grandma and his '53 Corvette

Reddit - imgur.com

172 Comments

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1514

My cat likes to sit in small bowls

Reddit - i.imgur.com

153 Comments

1514

I always thought Judge Judy and her attitude was mostly an act, here is video of her as a real judge back in 1993 before she was ever on TV

Reddit - cbsnews.com

488 Comments

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1501

So... um... What if Link was just Ganondorf's gardener, dreaming awake of his daughter, Zelda, while cutting the grass for money?

Reddit - i.imgur.com

303 Comments

1493

Sleeping on the job, like a boss.

Reddit - imgur.com

45 Comments

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1490

I don't even...

Reddit - i.imgur.com

356 Comments

1482

"Kissing and hugging are the last stop before reaching Groin Central Station, so it's important to ban all the things that lead to the things that lead to sex," - Tennessee Gov. Bill Haslam signed into law Friday a new bill that forbids teachers from condoning so-called "gateway sexual activity,"

Reddit - nbcnewyork.com

597 Comments

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My girlfriend just found out I occasionally pee in the shower, and was grossed out to no end. Back me up, Reddit. Most of you do it too, don't you?

Reddit - self.AskReddit

3320 Comments

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1461

Ron Paul pleads with supporters to fight CISPA and Internet censorship

Reddit - breakthematrix.com

430 Comments

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1447

How to avoid getting stung by bees this summer

Reddit - reddit.com

192 Comments

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1442

Wildfires Burn More Than Trees

Reddit - i.imgur.com

192 Comments

1442

Like a girl on her period

Reddit - i.imgur.com

119 Comments

1433

Lazy Senior Citizen

Reddit - quickmeme.com

132 Comments

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1432

This is my leaf. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

Reddit - imgur.com

210 Comments

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1425

I haven't watched Mythbusters in a while. This is....not quite how I remember it.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

148 Comments

1419

What I think of whenever I hear someone ask where do I get my morals?

Reddit - imgur.com

238 Comments

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1401

My little sister asked me why I'm always on a teletubby website

Reddit - i.imgur.com

1381

YouTuber disproves Hannity guest who says "At least we don't have police beating up protesters here in America."

Reddit - youtube.com

325 Comments

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1376

If we fits, we sits

Reddit - i.imgur.com

116 Comments

1374

I have never seen a human being so utterly demolished. This is everything right and wrong with America.

Reddit - liveleak.com

736 Comments

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1366

I found these tongue depressors at my doc's office.

Reddit - imgur.com

87 Comments

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1355

Stretching in class [FIXED][FIXED][FIXED]

Reddit - qkme.me

225 Comments

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1344

It's my Border Collie's 1st birthday!

Reddit - i.imgur.com

164 Comments

1340

Wait... why are we fighting again?

Reddit - i.imgur.com

114 Comments

1336

I got no kittens, I just have an old gentleman at age 23 y/o. He'll rule you, like a boss!

Reddit - imgur.com

163 Comments

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1330

Insanity is believing...

Reddit - i.imgur.com

136 Comments

1326

Tree branch falls on powerlines (18sec.)

Reddit - youtube.com

398 Comments

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1299

Socially Awkward Penguin

Reddit - qkme.me

163 Comments

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1295

Face painting at it's finest.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

1280

Humans aren’t the only primate species with cultural differences: even in the same environment, different groups of chimpanzees use different tools. A chimpanzee's tool of choice for cracking nuts (for example) depends on its community.

Reddit - scientificamerican.com

141 Comments

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1271

For years, Fox and the GOP attacked Obama's past, but now one attack on Romney's past and there is an outrage? Why are they such hypocrites?

Reddit - self.politics

1146 Comments

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1260

TIL there is a website that allows you to purchase, and send, animal feces to anybody you wish, anonymously.

Reddit - poopsenders.com

268 Comments

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1258

Seriously guys.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

174 Comments

1256

Teaser poster for the sequel to Sin City

Reddit - imgur.com

227 Comments

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1254

Who is your favorite comedian and what is your favorite joke by them?

Reddit - self.AskReddit

2416 Comments

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1245

Romney 2008:"Let Detroit go bankrupt." Romney 2012:"I'll take a lot of credit for the fact that this industry's come back." The man who managed the auto bailout responds:"He wrote a (NYT piece), but we really hadn't paid any attention to it.... that he now is taking credit for it boggles the mind."

Reddit - npr.org

188 Comments

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1241

Good Guy Farmers always do this...

Reddit - qkme.me

131 Comments

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1240

Looks like my daughter made her first friend

Reddit - i.imgur.com

130 Comments

1222

Then, and now

Reddit - i.imgur.com

44 Comments

1211

Kitty vs. hair dryer

Reddit - i.imgur.com

69 Comments

1210

One of the guys I deployed with to Afghanistan died last night. RIP Dana, you'll be missed.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

447 Comments

1210

My friend found this cute little thing at her lake house

Reddit - i.imgur.com

74 Comments

1206

Why can't tennis players ever find happiness?

Reddit - imgur.com

62 Comments

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1206

Harley Quinn bodypaint - NSFW

Reddit - fc06.deviantart.net

132 Comments

1204

Happiest Horse in the World

Reddit - imgur.com

85 Comments

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1197

PILLOW FIGHT!

Reddit - i.imgur.com

79 Comments

1188

Well.. This just fell from the sky..

Reddit - i.imgur.com

146 Comments

1182

"irepostoldtoplinks" explains his purpose.

Reddit - reddit.com

28 Comments

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118

The unsung heroes of Reddit.

Reddit - quickmeme.com

137 Comments

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1165

A close Christian friend of mine sent this to me today.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

167 Comments

1157

Super Mario Galaxy 3 ending revealed.

Reddit - imgur.com

44 Comments

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1151

Found this in r/Christianity with the title "This is NOT what should be the outcome of any of God's Work".

Reddit - i.imgur.com

373 Comments

1126

It's my cake day. Here's a pic of my cats.

Reddit - imgur.com

326 Comments

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1117

Today he discovered himself

Reddit - i.imgur.com

35 Comments

1083

Words to live by from Stoy

Reddit - i.imgur.com

130 Comments

1080

TIL Koko the gorilla was an avid Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood fan, and when Fred Rogers took a trip out to meet Koko for his show, not only did she immediately wrap her arms around him and embrace him, she did what she’d always seen him do onscreen: she proceeded to take his shoes off!

Reddit - youtube.com

149 Comments

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1070

Reddit, the brutal beating and murder of Kelly Thomas by police officers has received virtually no media attention. You know what to do.

Reddit - youtube.com

93 Comments

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1063

TIL 95% of people in the UK who buy organic said their main reason was to avoid pesticides and had no idea organic farming can and does use pesticides.

Reddit - blogs.scientificamerican.com

209 Comments

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1060

Getaway driver level: 99

Reddit - imgur.com

150 Comments

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1059

Bill!

Reddit - qkme.me

18 Comments

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1057

Interpol - Obstacle 1

Reddit - youtube.com

355 Comments

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1024

Your move, atheists.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

139 Comments

1021

What I've learned from Shooting Games

Reddit - qkme.me

158 Comments

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