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NOPE FUCKING NOPE NOPE NOPE NEVER EVER

Reddit - imgur.com

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Tried to buy a scooter on craigslist: the response...

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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How to deal with god botherers.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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How I spent my first church-less Sunday, feels good man.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Miami Zombie Attack Prank

Reddit - youtube.com

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Amazing new gadget!

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Boston Terrier Sharpie Eyebrows

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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fan in bf's room kept getting him sick..makes sense

Reddit - imgur.com

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I've been told pregnant women "nest". Is this true? How long until it sets in? I keep giving my pregnant wife sticks and leaves as gifts, but she's not building a nest.

Reddit - self.AskReddit

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Created by Bartholomäus Traubeck, Years is a record player that translates wood’s year rings into sound. Using a ps eye camera, the grain on the slices of wood is read and converted into music.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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What's the worst thing you ever woke up to?

Reddit - self.AskReddit

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She's never happier than when she gets to spend time with her best friend.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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How I'm going to look seducing a man when I'm old

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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This is your brain on sugar: UCLA study shows high-fructose diet sabotages learning, memory but eating more omega-3 fatty acids can offset damage

Reddit - naturalsociety.com

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Hey Tallahassee, your balls are showing.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Happened to me last night, so upvotes for everyone!

Reddit - imgur.com

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Cyberwarfare Brings Risk of Boomerangs. Unlike a bullet or missile fired at an enemy, a cyberweapon that spreads across the Internet may circle back accidentally to infect computers it was never supposed to target.

Reddit - zen-haven.dk

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Frapter exposes an /r/aww poster's lies about how they got their new puppy

Reddit - reddit.com

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Optimistic Brian

Reddit - quickmeme.com

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jeeekel's response to pnkrockanarchy's ex girlfriend trying to get back together by giving him a cake.

Reddit - reddit.com

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Fox News Channel producer keeping job despite widely criticized anti-Obama video - The Washington Post

Reddit - washingtonpost.com

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Worst ever place to sit at a festival.

Reddit - imgur.com

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High sugar consumption impaired cognitive abilities and disrupted insulin signalling by engaging molecules associated with energy metabolism and synaptic plasticity; in turn, the presence of docosahexaenoic acid, an n-3 fatty acid, restored metabolic homeostasis.

Reddit - jp.physoc.org

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He never snuggled like this until he got sick. I think he knows his time is limited

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Gladiator with commentary was pretty entertaining. Here are some errors, special effects and funny commentary.

Reddit - imgur.com

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My baby Gus didn't get too much love before, thought I'd give it another go.

Reddit - imgur.com

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I had to stifle a laugh

Reddit - imgur.com

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George Carlin is a genius

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Operation Ivy - Sound System

Reddit - youtube.com

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r/gaming morals

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Just making some sound....

Reddit - imgur.com

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I just killed a snake with a lawnmower. Reddit, what decisions have you made in emergency situations that you immediately regretted?

Reddit - self.AskReddit

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"If we pirate music, the earth will fall from its orbit, and there will be NO music left". And Celine Dion will have to downgrade to a $9 million dollar house.

Reddit - tecca.com

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An ineffective way to use cover

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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I hate when this happens at the car wash.

Reddit - youtu.be

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awesome...

Reddit - sonosterra.com

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IAmA Blacksmith, AMA

Reddit - self.IAmA

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Just a color chart of great music

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Are you guys ready for Nintendos E3?

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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TIL that The modern English bachelor student has to pay around 9,000pounds (82,000kr) in fees alone per year to go to university in England (even a rubbish university), in Norway it is 350kr (38 £). And you can study in English.

Reddit - loveinthetimeoffacebookyeah.wordpress.com

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SETI's search for alien life is in trouble | ZDNet

Reddit - zdnet.com

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TIL that an experiment was done to see how long can a person survive without eating (relying only on the body's fat reserves). the 450lb man survived 1 year and 3 days without eating, only drinking water and taking vitamins .

Reddit - youtube.com

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So my family has a pet goat and, well, she isn't fond of others...

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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IAMA Syrian freedom fighter. I am in a safe house near the border of a neighboring country, and it is urgent we get our story out. Please AMA - we need your voice!

Reddit - self.IAmA

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Copyright Board of Canada recently approved new fees to play recorded music at large gatherings, including weddings - fewer than one hundred people, the fees start at $9.25 per day - 400 guests will cost them $27.76. If dancing is involved, that fee doubles to $55.52

Reddit - ctv.ca

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Conservatives Attack Scientific Findings About Why They Hate Science (Helping to Confirm the Science)

Reddit - alternet.org

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From my favorite comic strip

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Oops...

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Ron Paul wins 62% at Louisiana GOP Convention as his Delegates are Arrested

Reddit - policymic.com

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Pretty sure this is just Skittles' way of covering up a massive factory mistake.

Reddit - fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net

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This tree in my hometown doubles as an awesome walkway

Reddit - imgur.com

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Nintendo announces a more traditional "pro controller" for the Wii U

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Going through my cousin's yearbook when suddenly...

Reddit - imgur.com

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Determination Level: College Student

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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My girlfriend broke up with me and two weeks later showed up at my house with this...

Reddit - imgur.com

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So I found this little gem at the end of Mr. Popper's Penguins..

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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My little brother is a full time student and has no extra cash. I remoted into his computer while he is a at work and he is coming home to this. (X-post from pics)

Reddit - imgur.com

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It's a harp made of lasers! Take my money!

Reddit - youtube.com

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Rob Delaney on 9Gag

Reddit - imgur.com

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As a teacher, I love this comic.

Reddit - imgur.com

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My golden and her new best friend

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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After watching Titanic again, this just occurred to me

Reddit - qkme.me

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Why Red Forman is Awesome

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Evolution Infographic (Final).

Reddit - i.minus.com

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Mods why is it okay for celebrities to SPAM IAmA with links to their movie/project but shitty_watercolour linking to his website gets him banned (temporarily)?

Reddit - self.IAmA

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I'm graduating high school today. The only graduation present I want is for Shitty_Watercolour to paint a version of the best picture I have ever drawn. What say you?

Reddit - fc06.deviantart.net

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TIL Genghis Kahn killed enough people to cool the earth, 40 mill people were killed and vast areas of farmland were reclaimed by forests

Reddit - mnn.com

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This won't end well

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Whenever I feel a tickle on my leg

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Saw this near Walmart

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Disney Princesses and their voice actors.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Poor Ivysaur

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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junk in the trunk

Reddit - imgur.com

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My grandmother is living her last days in a hospital after a stroke. My grandfather is still hopelessly in love with her after 66 years. This is him reading her the sports section.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Playing TF2 when I saw this in the kill feed.

Reddit - imgur.com

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I ran a 5k yesterday. This guy came right behind me.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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I live down the street from NASA. Traffic jam.

Reddit - imgur.com

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This was on the wall of a Mexican restaurant in London...

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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That map made out of license plates? It's in steven colbert's office

Reddit - static.reddit.com

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Family gives up fight against pedophile cop after fighting for 20 years.

Reddit - indianexpress.com

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When I look back at old papers I've written

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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And why do they leave tabs open...

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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After 26 years, Troubles is still going strong

Reddit - imgur.com

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Thought this was cool. Black lion

Reddit - imgur.com

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It's that YOLO shit [FB]

Reddit - imgur.com

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If you could make one 'extinct' social activity relevant again, what would it be?

Reddit - self.AskReddit

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Highway in Norway

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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My neighbor makes stuff like this for a living

Reddit - imgur.com

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How I feel when my girlfriend isn't satisfied with any restaurant suggestion

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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So I ask my gf to bring me a glass w/ a lot of ice...

Reddit - imgur.com

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Warning: Popsicle jokes should not be considered sound legal advice.

Reddit - imgur.com

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Kitten fails surprise attack

Reddit - youtube.com

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TIL some species of carpenter ants can explode at will. As a last resort, they contract their abs to rupture their internal glands, resulting in a suicidal burst of corrosive, immobilizing glue.

Reddit - en.wikipedia.org

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Best StarWars painting ever

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Road between small Norwegian islands.

Reddit - youtube.com

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Two weeks ago my Girlfriend left me for another guy, Last week I found out my Mom has cancer, This week I decided I needed a kitten to cheer me up. Meet PJ.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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AMC confirms TDKR run time....2hr 45min

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Catching some rays

Reddit - imgur.com

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My buddy let this guy off with a warning

Reddit - imgur.com

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Look at what just dropped in D3 :D (SEE TITLE)

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Thanks to Drunken_F00l for returning my Half Life key because I am an idiot and didn't censor it.

Reddit - imgur.com

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THE EVIDENCE, IT BUUURRRNNSS!

Reddit - imgur.com

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R2D2 Budgie

Reddit - youtu.be

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So yesterday was my 21st birthday and every person I invited over decided not to show up without any explanation. I spent the night watching tv alone. Reddit, what are some of your horrible birthday stories?

Reddit - self.AskReddit

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Insanity.

Reddit - i.minus.com

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Sunken Japanese WWII Plane in the South Pacific

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Wifi wars

Reddit - imgur.com

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Wow, can anyone explain to me why dictionary.com has these misleading and bigoted examples for the definition of atheism?

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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TIL Hitler had a Jewish-Austrian doctor who didn't charge Hitler's family due to their economic hardship, because of this Hitler showed his "Everlasting Gratitude" by never sentencing him to a concentration camp, had him protected, by the Gestapo, and referred to him as "Noble Jew".

Reddit - en.wikipedia.org

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Houswife taking LSD back in the 1950's

Reddit - youtube.com

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I am a gay guy who is allergic to nuts. What makes your life the subject of bad jokes?

Reddit - self.AskReddit

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Have a problem?

Reddit - imgur.com

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Just came back from lunch to this...FML

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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A guy is insecure when

Reddit - imgur.com

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TIL Hugh Hefner defended Playboy publishing a story about straight men being persecuted in a gay society with "If it was wrong to persecute heterosexuals in a homosexual society then the reverse was wrong, too."

Reddit - en.wikipedia.org

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To all those ''90s kids' who complain about the things they miss from the '90s...

Reddit - qkme.me

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A simple request

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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What the fuck is happening here?

Reddit - imgur.com

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What did the hat say to the tie?

Reddit - lsd.dula.tv

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I was hoping to find Ridiculously Photogenic Guy in the city today. I think this is just as good...

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Kitten paws.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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IAMA Former Peace Corps volunteer that was raped during my service. AMA

Reddit - self.IAmA

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awesome Muhammad Ali vs. Ryu streetart

Reddit - imgur.com

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this is gonna sting in the shower...

Reddit - imgur.com

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Attempted this 3 times...bad time all around.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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my brother left for his 2 week drill with his account logged on and i noticed something....

Reddit - quickmeme.com

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TIL in Toy Story, Andy had no father because humans were too expensive to animate, and he wasn't necessary to the story

Reddit - quora.com

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I was in a car accident, thrown out of the car, and had my leg crushed. This is the quarter that was in my pocket

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Silly Magnus...

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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A WW2 Heinkel 115 reclaimed from the sea yesterday

Reddit - gfx.dagbladet.no

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I really hate it when shapeshifters do this

Reddit - livememe.com

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I was stunned.

Reddit - qkme.me

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I can't believe I just did this. FUCK.

Reddit - quickmeme.com

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I got kicked out of my house a few days ago, I had nowhere to go and a fellow Redditor took me in. What's the nicest thing a Redditor has done for you?

Reddit - self.AskReddit

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This is how Rain looks when you are in AIR

Reddit - imgur.com

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TIL there is a service that lets you learn a language at least as well as Rosetta Stone and translate the internet into multiple languages, for free. (Invented by the same guy who made the captcha and recaptcha)

Reddit - duolingo.com

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What I imagine my Cat is thinking when I shout at him to stop clawing the curtains.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Never ordering pizza again

Reddit - imgur.com

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My house is protected by black batman

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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We're not ugly, we're just...

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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When my wife wants 40 bucks for the tanning bed...

Reddit - qkme.me

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Nasa's current budget is 0.5% of the US national budget. Let's petition the Government to increase it to 1% - penny4nasa

Reddit - penny4nasa.org

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The first thing my 3-year-old son made with his new Play-Doh Flip'n Serve Breakfast set...

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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My cousin found an abandoned cat in the bushes the other day. She has the sweetest face!

Reddit - imgur.com

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Found these little guys in a dumpster this morning

Reddit - imgur.com

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Geo-engineers could turn our skies white!

Reddit - newscientist.com

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US warns users of new Citadel ransomware hit. The nasty Trojan known as Citadel malware, which is based on the Zeus trojan,a new variant is making the rounds that tries to get your money by saying you looked at child porn sites and must pay a violation fee to the U.S. Department of Justice.

Reddit - networkworld.com

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My wood burning of The Avengers poster

Reddit - brandojones.deviantart.com

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Nopelers.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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TIL: fruits and vegetables contain less vitamins and minerals than 40/50 years ago

Reddit - scientificamerican.com

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My boss rushed out to get me a last minute birthday present... came back with this. I was not disappointed.

Reddit - imgur.com

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So apparently I got a free movie with my purchase of Uncharted 3. It's not even advertised on the box. Win.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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This cheers me up and makes me want to do great things!!!

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Can we get r/Atheism removed from the default subreddits?

Reddit - self.AskReddit

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My dad is a pilot

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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After two false starts due to circumstances beyond my control, today's the day. Wish me luck!

Reddit - imgur.com

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What is the BIGGEST lie you've ever told.

Reddit - self.AskReddit

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Any time I hear Christians complain about outspoken atheists.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Ironically, my new favorite meme

Reddit - quickmeme.com

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I'm guessing we're those "fans."

Reddit - imgur.com

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Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg called his first few thousand users "dumb fucks" for trusting him with their data

Reddit - theregister.co.uk

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Scot Walker: "We cannot afford another story like this one. No one can give them any reason to do another story. That means no laptops, no websites, no time away during the work day, etc."

Reddit - truth-out.org

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She fell asleep watching me Reddit

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Found this in my roommate's drawer.... O_______O

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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And over here is the door we make the Pizza Man use...

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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The people who are trying to get r/atheism removed say we dont have enough cats. So here is mines.

Reddit - imgur.com

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Almost Politically Correct Redneck

Reddit - qkme.me

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On the importance of getting a book's translation right

Reddit - reddit.com

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IAmA Result of what happens when a woman drinks/smokes during pregnancy (Fetal Alcohol Syndrome). AMA

Reddit - self.IAmA

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