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Yeah, if this doesn't scream WTF I don't know what does.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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To the asshole (& redditor) who broke my mother's heart under the guise of "faith": I am an atheist, but I hope you spend eternity in the hell that you believe in.

Reddit - self.atheism

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Stop downvoting compelling arguments!

Reddit - qkme.me

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This sums up all of my hopes for America.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Side-by-Side Comparison of Humanity’s Notable Spaceships

Reddit - blogs.discovermagazine.com

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Brand New - "Jesus"

Reddit - youtube.com

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My wife of 4 years and the mother of my 6 month old child is divorcing me because I look at porn. I need to save this marriage and need some help.

Reddit - self.AskReddit

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IAMA Roman Catholic priest, and have been one for almost 3 years. AMAA.

Reddit - self.IAmA

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TED: We now have a laser turret that targets and kills mosquitos!

Reddit - youtube.com

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My constant inner conflict...

Reddit - qkme.me

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A lot of you keep telling me to give this another crack here, I am the writer of an independent TV Pilot AMA

Reddit - self.IAmA

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Fujitsu Cracks Next-Gen Cryptography Standard -148.2 days to carry out a cryptanalysis of the 278-digit (923-bit) pairing-based cryptography, a task that had been thought to require several hundred thousand years

Reddit - techweekeurope.co.uk

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What is your most infuriating 'Soccer Mom' story you know?

Reddit - self.AskReddit

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Redditor simonsarris does a really generous thing for a rebellious teen

Reddit - reddit.com

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The subway can be creepy, real life horror story.

Reddit - reddit.com

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Reddit, what dumb shit do you buy?

Reddit - self.AskReddit

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The Dark Knight Rises - New Trailer

Reddit - youtube.com

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Police allegedly beat to death 37-year-old schizophrenic man; even though the man was calm when police arrived, family members say police struck him about 20 times with a flashlight, shocked him four times with a Taser, and placed him in a choke hold

Reddit - pasadenastarnews.com

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New Indo-European language discovered

Reddit - sci-news.com

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Wilson Pickett backed by a young Jimi Hendrix - NYC 1966

Reddit - 3.bp.blogspot.com

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User supashurume explains why people hate Nickleback.

Reddit - reddit.com

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"I may not love my government, but I do love my country."

Reddit - reddit.com

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Neutrons may bounce back and forth between our own universe and a parallel universe, and we should be able to prove this with experiments. We may soon prove the existence of parallel universes!

Reddit - sci-news.com

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Bad Luck Brian on Reddit

Reddit - qkme.me

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Alice Walker, author of The Color Purple, refuses to authorize Hebrew version because 'Israel is guilty of apartheid'

Reddit - haaretz.com

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Baseball: It got more debate in the Senate than the Iraq war. Now Barry Bonds and Roger Clemens have been federally prosecuted longer for perjury than any bank for the financial collapse.

Reddit - self.politics

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Sudden clarity.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Mitt Romney's education plan would divert millions of taxpayer dollars to private and religious schools, gutting the public system

Reddit - guardian.co.uk

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This is how you use a bigots own words against them, in a clean, succinct way.

Reddit - reddit.com

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Neither do I Prince William...Neither do I.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Researchers have found a woman with 4 types of cones in her eyes, and tests indicate she can see more colors than the average human

Reddit - discovermagazine.com

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Pixar story artist Josh Cooley created a book of movie stills as if it were a children's storybook.

Reddit - imgur.com

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Prison rape accounted for the majority of all rapes committed in the US in 2008, likely making the United States the first country in the history of the world to count more rapes for men than for women.

Reddit - outsidethebeltway.com

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Julian Assange flees: Seeks asylum in Ecuadorian embassy in London

Reddit - guardian.co.uk

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The result of 5 months of non-stop 12 hours a day work: a short animated film that spans 1 minute about a girl painting living fish.

Reddit - vimeo.com

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FBI & DEA Warn That IPv6 May Be Too Damn Anonymous

Reddit - techdirt.com

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My 6 year old daughter didn't want a princess themed party. She wanted a reptile themed party. This happened. In my house.

Reddit - imgur.com

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Indianapolis officer being a gentleman

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Girl, Ima have to call you back......

Reddit - imgur.com

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TIL Locks of Love sells the hair they receive and makes cancer patients buy a wig.

Reddit - badhairday.typepad.com

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IAmAn Ex-Member of the Westboro Baptist Church

Reddit - self.IAmA

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China news confuses fleshlight for special mushroom (SUBTITLED) - YouTube

Reddit - youtube.com

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Screwing with your neighborhood sniper. Homs, Syria

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Classic sci-fi films reimagined as pulp novels

Reddit - imgur.com

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Brave man jumps into Moscow river after seeing a car plunge into the water, saves woman driver... as his own car and clothes get stolen.

Reddit - rt.com

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How I burned 1600 calories in only 30 minutes!

Reddit - imgur.com

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I spent the last 5 months making a short animated film. Here's one of the scenes from it in and I'd like to share it with everyone. I've never posted here so I have no idea if I'm doing it right (i've lurked but never posted)

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Coolest maps of national delivery routes, combine paths, and the US Electrical Grid you'll see today

Reddit - dailymail.co.uk

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Engagement Ring for my Beloved (work of Allie Perry)

Reddit - imgur.com

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My school is in one of Valve's old buildings and when they moved, they left this guy behind, so I get to see him everyday

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Rihanna, THIS is why i hate you.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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T-Shirt I found in Japan

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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A Mario Pocket Watch I Won from a Japanese Crane Game

Reddit - imgur.com

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C4!C4!C4!!!

Reddit - imgur.com

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TIL there is a Good Guy Mosquito. Toxorhynchite larvae eat the larvae of other mosquitos. Then grow up to eat fruit. Delicious non-human fruit.

Reddit - en.wikipedia.org

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TIL that after 10^10^10^76.66 years, the Universe will statistically repeat itself.

Reddit - en.wikipedia.org

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TIL there was an experiment where three schizophrenic men who believed they were Christ were all put in one place to sort it out.

Reddit - en.wikipedia.org

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Cue Rocky theme song...

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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My grandma got this for her 92nd birthday. She said it helps incredibly

Reddit - imgur.com

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If I had a Shake Weight, this is what I would want to do with it

Reddit - youtube.com

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Indeed.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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i live my life by these words

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Started up the Sims again after a while, and then this happened

Reddit - cdn.memegenerator.net

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Owned

Reddit - imgur.com

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British comedian Jimmy Carr, who has openly criticised Barclays Bank for tax avoidance, is exposed as main beneficiary in huge tax avoidance scheme

Reddit - telegraph.co.uk

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My daughter and her cat growing-up together.

Reddit - imgur.com

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Need a new complex password? Why not Zoidberg

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Just moved in to my first apartment which advertised "free internet".

Reddit - qkme.me

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Funnyjunk's lawyer has been suspended from practicing law in two different states for violating his duty to maintain client funds in trust, unlawful practice of law and practicing without a license.

Reddit - en.wikipedia.org

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I wonder this sometimes...

Reddit - qkme.me

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Free window cleaning service.

Reddit - imgur.com

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If you advertise like this, FUUUuUUck You!

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Here is the President of Ireland (71y/o) looking like a Badass

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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My kids fell asleep holding hands during the drive home.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Every time my wife sees a spider...

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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I've been playing Just Cause 2 recently, and thought of this last night. The logic in this game is hilarious

Reddit - quickmeme.com

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I think this holds true for many of us...

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Bought my daughter this chair at a garage sale 4 years ago. Our cat claimed it immediately.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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God made man from dirt and cloned another person from a rib. It makes perfect sense, no?

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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How I try to convince my wife to have sex with me when she's not in the mood.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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A friend found this license plate

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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TIL that J. K. Rowling (author of the Harry Potter books) is now wealthier than the Queen of England, and she is the first person to become a billionaire solely through writing.

Reddit - nndb.com

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Ladies and Gentlemen, Kate Upton's Nipple. [NSFW]

Reddit - s3-ec.buzzfed.com

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The lady at Sonic said I couldn't pay for my drink with fake money.

Reddit - imgur.com

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It's called the Thatcher effect

Reddit - d1ljua7nc4hnur.cloudfront.net

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The first time my son listened to music. It was Radiohead.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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How Redditors view themselves.

Reddit - qkme.me

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Not sure how I should feel as a 27 year old.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Duct Tape Car. That Is All.

Reddit - imgur.com

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How to avoid a fight

Reddit - imgur.com

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My girlfriend and I take photos of cats at Toronto Animal Services to help them get adopted, this cat was particularly pleased to have her photo taken...

Reddit - imgur.com

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Global reddit Meetup Day III - This Saturday, June 23rd

Reddit - blog.reddit.com

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Played FIFA today

Reddit - imgur.com

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Bentley in his towel! :)

Reddit - imgur.com

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Socially awkward couple

Reddit - quickmeme.com

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TIL Mr. T originally started wearing gold chains when people lost them at the bar where he was a bouncer. He would wear the item the following night in case the person came back looking for it, but had been kicked out and was not allowed back inside.

Reddit - en.wikipedia.org

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He was sleeping, when a car backfiring scared him, and he accidently ran into the pool

Reddit - imgur.com

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Ever since his girlfriend left him...

Reddit - imgur.com

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Omnomnomnom

Reddit - sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net

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My mom let this gem slip when i told her I'm an atheist.

Reddit - qkme.me

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My friend's ear after getting his gauge caught in the net playing basketball

Reddit - imgur.com

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Posing for r/aww in Russia

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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A Saudi man was executed for witchcraft and sorcery today. Today. In 20 fucking 12.

Reddit - bbc.co.uk

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Got jumped at a gas station. Couldn't think of why until today when I remembered my bumper sticker.

Reddit - imgur.com

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portal2 paintjob

Reddit - imgur.com

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So, we ordered a dozen donuts...half chocolate, half sprinkles. This is what we got...

Reddit - imgur.com

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This Has Nothing to do with Atheism

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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You mean I could have gotten to the front page with this?!

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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What is the most depressing fact you know of?

Reddit - self.AskReddit

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Bitch, i'm fabulous

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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TIL pencil sales increased 700% in the year following Sudoku becoming popular

Reddit - articles.chicagotribune.com

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A summary of my sex life

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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First dog I've ever owned...wish me luck.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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START RUNNING!!

Reddit - imgur.com

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Slow news day, huh?

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Ooooh a door...

Reddit - imgur.com

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I am the first girl in 3 generations of my Indian family to complete an undergraduate education. Now I'm going to teach underprivileged girls in India.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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"Alcohol consumption would fall 25% if cannabis cafes were allowed"

Reddit - guardian.co.uk

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Recently started playing BF3 instead of COD and was delighted to discover this.

Reddit - qkme.me

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Just the rock climbing wall at my school...

Reddit - imgur.com

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80% of American schizophrenics smoke, usually quite heavily, and often report relief from psychosis. Why?

Reddit - news.sciencemag.org

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Perfect timing in mid jump

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Just a guy going grocery shopping.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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I think I found the most confused person

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Sarah Conner?

Reddit - blog.geeksaresexytech.netdna-cdn.com

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This showed up on my Newsfeed

Reddit - imgur.com

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Considering we had a Askreddit about the most depressing fact you know, what is the most uplifting fact that you know?

Reddit - self.AskReddit

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As a counter strike player, i hate this feeling.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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IAMA funeral director/embalmer. Want to know the secrets of the funeral business? The ways they screw you over? AMA.

Reddit - self.IAmA

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A freaky recreation of Pac-Man

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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NO.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Karma Chameleon

Reddit - qkme.me

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He Gets It.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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I went through my girlfriend's browsing history. Apparently she's been cheating. Fuck this.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Live so Free...

Reddit - imgur.com

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I love Will Smith

Reddit - imgur.com

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Every time I see a downvote in /r/aww... (FIXED)

Reddit - imgur.com

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Never fuck with the South African police...

Reddit - youtube.com

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I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess this link gets clicked a lot.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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WHAAAA?!?!?!

Reddit - imgur.com

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Famous rock stars with their kids

Reddit - imgur.com

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Found at the local book store...

Reddit - imgur.com

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My mom's friend gives riding lessons. This is the day Shaq showed up.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Paint me like one of your French girls

Reddit - i.telegraph.co.uk

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High Expectations Asian Father's rebelliously bad-ass asian son

Reddit - quickmeme.com

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Explosions in the Sky - First Breath After Coma

Reddit - youtube.com

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Original Overly Attached Boyfriend

Reddit - quickmeme.com

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This is me every day.

Reddit - quickmeme.com

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mcd sun dial

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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From top 100 guild in WoW, to lego batman chair

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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TIL that anyone applying for a Dutch resident visa has to watch a 108- minute long film featuring nudity and homosexuals kissing to make sure they are okay with it

Reddit - religionnewsblog.com

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I was definitely pleased to see this

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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June 19, 2012

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