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What's the most awkward thing you've ever had to explain to your significant other?

Reddit - self.AskReddit

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I just realized the play on words in the office supply store, Staples. What puns have you realized far too late?

Reddit - self.AskReddit

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OH YEAH...wait what.

Reddit - imgur.com

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JonaldJohnson shares his unusual method for killing fruit flies

Reddit - reddit.com

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Sudden death suddenly becomes a lot less pressing. A team of scientists at the Boston Children’s Hospital have designed a microparticle that can be injected into the bloodstream which rapidly oxygenates blood, capable of keeping a person alive for up to 30 minutes after respiratory failure.

Reddit - childrensinnovations.org

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TIL If you inhale a pea,it can sprout and grow in your lungs.

Reddit - bbc.co.uk

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LeBron James says his favorite movie is Gladiator, and he wants to make Space Jam 2.

Reddit - sketchcardsaloon.wordpress.com

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I am a Chinese farm girl who grew up in rural poverty and just entered the US as a LEGAL immigrant last month. AMA.

Reddit - self.IAmA

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I have a very rare disability, leading to severe deformities on all four of my limbs. Of the many surgeries I have had, this is the latest one. An amputation of my foot to create a new finger. (NSFL)ish?

Reddit - imgur.com

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TIL in 1936, the russians made a computer that ran on water.

Reddit - gizmodo.com

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I was talking to her, when suddenly...

Reddit - imgur.com

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TIL That www.Whitehouse.com was a porn website until 2004.

Reddit - news.cnet.com

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Reddit, in your opinion, what is the absolute WORST fanbase?

Reddit - self.AskReddit

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The bad touch (possibly NSFW)

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Former Gov. Charlie Crist: Here's why I'm backing Barack Obama

Reddit - tampabay.com

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Last night my boyfriend handcuffed me for what i expected would be awesome sexy time but instead he turned on his favorite star trek movie knowing i couldn't move. What other seemingly sexy times have turned into something entirely different for you?

Reddit - self.AskReddit

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Vote or die

Reddit - imgur.com

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Woah what did I miss?

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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I do not like it, Mr. Akin.

Reddit - imgur.com

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Why would you draw something like this

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Music Map of Great British Bands

Reddit - pello.co.uk

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Epic point by point rebuttal of the r/bestof post defending Lance Armstrong.

Reddit - reddit.com

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Vampire Weekend - Horchata

Reddit - youtube.com

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My friend's cousin is an actor and he noticed an interesting prop from the movie being filmed next door.

Reddit - imgur.com

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That's Irony.

Reddit - imgur.com

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IBM's Watson should co-host a presidential debate, and fact-check the shit out of it in real-time.

Reddit - self.politics

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IAmA 19 year old who was raised in the wilderness without most technology

Reddit - self.IAmA

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I just spent the last four days straight interpolating the Curiosity Rover's descent footage. Here is my work at 25 frames per second. Enjoy!

Reddit - youtube.com

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it's hot out

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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I was watching South park and Kyle "unplugged the internet". Then this happened.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Ron Paul "I don’t fully endorse Mitt Romney for president.” Declines speaking at RNC after GOP set conditions that his speech must be vetted and must endorse Romney. “That would undo everything I’ve done in the last 30 years." [NYTimes]

Reddit - nytimes.com

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My friend met Tom Hanks, stole his glasses and pretended to be wasted

Reddit - imgur.com

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Kill me, please!

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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My friends ordered pizza while they were drinking last night. I don't think they thought this through...

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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I would have thrown dynamite.

Reddit - imgur.com

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Stanford biologist and computer scientist discover the 'anternet'. The signals ants send to each other are quite similar to TCP algorithms.

Reddit - engineering.stanford.edu

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Confused duck

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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The Dictator's View on America

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Jury foreman in Apple vs Samsung case admits they didn't consider prior art: "it was bogging us down".

Reddit - groklaw.net

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"The NSA Is Lying": U.S. government has copies of most of your e-mails says NSA whistleblower - at 7:15 he estimates the NSA has assembled 20 trillion "transactions" — phone calls, emails and other forms of data — from Americans.

Reddit - youtube.com

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This time has been coming for a long time

Reddit - 24.media.tumblr.com

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Flight of the conchords new song. This is hilarious.

Reddit - youtube.com

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There's something about this film that sounds awfully familiar...

Reddit - wpc.556e.edgecastcdn.net

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Australian State to try and Ban cigarettes to anyone born after 2000

Reddit - telegraph.co.uk

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[omegle] Redditors reunite after having one of the most messed up omegle conversations I've ever read.

Reddit - reddit.com

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TIL That Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin left one of Yuri Gagarin's cosmonaut medals on the moon to pay tribute to his accomplishment as the world’s first man in space

Reddit - en.wikipedia.org

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First time using the grill.

Reddit - imgur.com

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One of our friends didn't come out, we sent him this

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Why George Lucas will never regret putting Princess Leia in to that slave outfit.

Reddit - farm9.staticflickr.com

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Fireworks, when the camera refocuses during the explosion. (x-post /r/woahdude)

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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I gave my 7 yr old soon-to-be step daughter a Me Gusta sticker a few weeks ago. Thought nothing of it til I saw this on one of the paintings on her wall today.

Reddit - imgur.com

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And meanwhile, of course, we already have death panels that have the power to deny coverage to sick and dying people. They’re called “insurance companies.”

Reddit - thedailybeast.com

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And this is why Mount and Blade is my new favorite game.

Reddit - imgur.com

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Aaaand he's gone.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Greatest $19.50 spent in all of history.

Reddit - imgur.com

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Michael Collins: The Forgotten GGG

Reddit - qkme.me

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I'd like to leave now...

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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He just couldn't go on...

Reddit - imgur.com

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My friend works at a homeless shelter, this is what he found while cleaning the bathroom

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Made a cardboard box train for my son and connected it to my Ipad

Reddit - imgur.com

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Felt the need to clear up this Neil Armstrong 3:03 PM Genesis connection thing...

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Today my dad told me that in 1977 while stationed in Germany, he sat down with a fellow soldier who was drawing something with a few pens and shared a beer with him. Right before my dad walked away, he handed my dad this.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Bored at Grandma's, my nine year old figured out the two new puzzles were cut on the cut on the same jig

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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As soon as I saw it, I couldn't get this idea out of my head..

Reddit - imgur.com

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Neil Armstrong Tribute

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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So, my buddy and his lady friend came back from brunch to this...

Reddit - imgur.com

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so...much...cuteness

Reddit - imgur.com

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A pretty cool Star Trek shirt I made with bleach

Reddit - imgur.com

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and boom goes the dynamite.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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On the edge of the world

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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'Anti-church hysteria' spreads across Russia: Four Orthodox Christian crosses have been chopped down in different parts of Russia... after the Femen movement attacked a cross in Kiev to protest the sentence of the punk band Pussy Riot

Reddit - rt.com

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My mom asked how to make "those pictures with words on them." I got this email today.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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This little one was found in the stock yard of a hardware store.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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I drew the Yeti from Skifree.

Reddit - omny87.deviantart.com

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My friend and his wife are expecting a 3rd child. This was how they announced it.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Overheard at the Youth Hostel I'm staying at

Reddit - qkme.me

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Katt Williams has lost my respect.

Reddit - imgur.com

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Pulp Fighter II

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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What really happened to that Jesus painting.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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It was a 9 hour walk just to make this picture... and it was totally worth it.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Gotta love my school agenda cover this year

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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My little brother just said this. Bless his little soul.

Reddit - imgur.com

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Do I belong here?

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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I can't wait for the new Ben & Jerry's ice cream flavor. (x-post from r/toosoon)

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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It's shit like this Thailand...

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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My cousin's daughter takes the best pictures!

Reddit - sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net

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I made my boys a television fish tank

Reddit - imgur.com

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So this chick came into my store today to get a better microphone.. Something a out spying on her boyfriend..

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Fuck a Senator.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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"Stay on target....Stay on target..."

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Fucking stairs

Reddit - imgur.com

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Two Members of Pussy Riot flee Russia.

Reddit - chicagotribune.com

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She just left a note: "I was bored so I cleaned the house, thanks for the party"

Reddit - imgur.com

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Good Guy Freddie Mercury

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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I can fly!

Reddit - imgur.com

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My friend and I were just subtly warned at Red Lobster's Endless Shrimpfest for eating too much. What are you proud of that you really shouldn't be?

Reddit - self.AskReddit

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TIL that in Fight Club, the line "I haven't been fucked like that since grade school" was a replacement for "I want to have your abortion". Fox objected to use of the original line but wanted to go back after reading the new line but couldn't because of the deal they made with David Fincher.

Reddit - imdb.com

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McDonald's started selling lamb burgers in OZ. This sign always makes me chuckle.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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TIL: Mount Everest has 3G mobile coverage, so you can browse Reddit when you reach the top.

Reddit - bbc.co.uk

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Dark matter has been detected for the first time according to a study led by one of University of Michigan's physics researchers, Jörg Dietrich.

Reddit - ns.umich.edu

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Kids at the mall

Reddit - imgur.com

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Most badass thing I've ever seen.

Reddit - imgur.com

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So I just walked out of the movie theater and bam, he was right there. You can really see how excited I was when I saw him.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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I logged into my Runescape account for the first time in seven years today...

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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This comforted me

Reddit - imgur.com

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Utterly stunned kitten.

Reddit - imgur.com

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"Hey, who was at the door?" "Eh, just some asshole."

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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When my ex asked me if it is hard being Mexican in America now a days, I only had one response....

Reddit - imgur.com

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Look who my brother ran into! Topanga!

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Friend pulled an Air Force sticker that was hiding a dent off the front of his laptop. This was left from the residue...

Reddit - imgur.com

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How to get 21 years in jail: A) Be a mass murderer in Norway and kill 70 plus people. B) Be a journalist in the USA and record the police.

Reddit - youtube.com

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This is how my son tracks positions during NASCAR...

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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I'm getting married in six days. Finally got round to making our cake toppers.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Maybe I should stop giving him nuts!

Reddit - imgur.com

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Bill Nye: Creationism Is Not Appropriate For Children

Reddit - youtube.com

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Opposite reactions

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Bedtime reading

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Why has this never occurred to me?

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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I'll just file this under "Questions for Michele Bachmann"

Reddit - imgur.com

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When I make a typo on Reddit.

Reddit - imgur.com

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Creepy fucking make-up

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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My dad once dragged me out of bed in the early hours of the morning to watch grainy images on our black and white TV. It was Neil Armstrong walking on the moon. What are you grateful to your parents for?

Reddit - self.AskReddit

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I guess he's not alone

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Mann Vs. Machine

Reddit - imgur.com

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Hi Reddit Photoshop magicians. Well, my grandmother is very ill with alzheimer's. At her brother's house, we found this amazing photo. I took a picture with my phone, hoping that someone here would want to retouch it, and maybe add color? Thank you so much for your consideration!

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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10 guy

Reddit - quickmeme.com

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My facebook friend on Neil Armstrong's death.

Reddit - imgur.com

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So I was cooking some eggs....wtf?

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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When asked if I am a boob or an ass man.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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My mom said I had to get senior pictures. I said find a tuxedo for the dog.

Reddit - imgur.com

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I'm pretty sure we all do this.

Reddit - imgur.com

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Adorable babby husky is adorable

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Oh Persona.

Reddit - imgur.com

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I think I've lost faith in the FSM....I think I've found....a new God.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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All of these years they've been feeding me lies!

Reddit - imgur.com

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How I feel when posting here

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Imagine a Puddle

Reddit - imgur.com

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We are screwed

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Pups in a tub!

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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IAMA 17 year old boy who has an extremely rare genetic disability

Reddit - self.IAmA

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The Most Interesting Redditor In The World

Reddit - qkme.me

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TIL nearly 60% of American college students are female; every state but Utah has more women than men in college

Reddit - forbes.com

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Despite mass stupidity...

Reddit - dumbhoop.com

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All the world's spammers are making a combined $200 million/year whilst costing society roughly $20 billion

Reddit - theatlantic.com

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Back from vacation

Reddit - imgur.com

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TIL NASA cannot bring birds into space because birds need gravity to swallow.

Reddit - en.wikipedia.org

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Husky Corgi mix is the cutest thing ever

Reddit - imgur.com

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Reddit, what do you look like before and after makeup? Is there a real difference? Post pics (guys and girls).

Reddit - self.AskReddit

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TIL that Britons are drunk in nearly 76% of their FB photos.

Reddit - telegraph.co.uk

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TIL, that Kari Byron's first job on Mythbusters was to create a cast mold of her buttocks.

Reddit - en.wikipedia.org

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I honestly consider this cruelty (the vegan part)

Reddit - 2.bp.blogspot.com

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My wife found this after removing a wall mirror to paint our bathroom.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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TPP: 'the Son of ACTA will oblige America and other countries to throw out privacy, free speech and due process for easier copyright enforcement. If this passes, America will have a trade obligation to implement all the worst stuff in SOPA, and then some.'

Reddit - boingboing.net

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I was cleaning out extra lab equipment from an old building and found a mouse stuck inside one of the Erlenmeyer Flasks.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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How the internet changes us.

Reddit - imgur.com

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Smartphone Problems

Reddit - qkme.me

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Heart of Gold by Neil Young

Reddit - youtube.com

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IAMA guy who has helped 3 ex-muslims escape their country while facing death threats for expressing their views. AMAA.

Reddit - self.IAmA

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What's your "picture you can't see without laughing"? Here's mine!

Reddit - self.AskReddit

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I work in a bar and occasionally pregnant women will order alcoholic drinks, am I the only one who finds this ethically hard? Is there anything I can do?

Reddit - self.AskReddit

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Leonardo Dicaprio and Jonah Hill at my friends work doing research for Wolf of Wallstreet

Reddit - imgur.com

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What's the scariest thing you can write in 30 words or less?

Reddit - self.AskReddit

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TIL Bill Nye the science guy was a student of Carl Sagan

Reddit - planetary.org

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Dear Reddit what is the most loud, annoying infuriating gift i can give to a 10 year old girl

Reddit - self.AskReddit

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August 26, 2012

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