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What song's lyrics shocked you because they were so bad? Post your own, and I'll start.

Reddit - self.Music

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TIL that in Super Mario RPG, there's an item found under Peach's bed called called Toadstool's ???, which she scolds you for finding. In Japan, it's called XXX and is implied to be a sex toy

Reddit - mariowiki.com

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Hiddencamper offers a nuclear engineer's opinion of the differences between Fukushima Daiichi and American nuclear facilities

Reddit - reddit.com

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South Korea fastest to recover from recession. Their secret? Spend money on R&D

Reddit - foreignpolicy.com

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Natalie Portman while filming Terrence Malick's "Knight Of Cups"

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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I'm a straight guy, but...

Reddit - qkme.me

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Why do men have to hide their erections?

Reddit - self.AskReddit

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Raped pupil expelled for 'tarnishing school's image': An Indonesian school has expelled a 14-year-old girl, claiming she "tarnished" the institution's image after she was raped by a trafficking syndicate, a child rights activist said

Reddit - smh.com.au

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Teachers of Reddit, when I put "funny" answers on a short answer test, do you laugh or is it annoying? Follow up question: what's the best answer you've gotten?

Reddit - self.AskReddit

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The ACTUAL LONGEST TELEVISED PUTT EVER (Terry Wogan ~ 200 ft)

Reddit - youtube.com

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TIL Playstation 2 games are still being developed and released with two games coming out as recent as last month

Reddit - en.wikipedia.org

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Students forced to wear RFID chips at San Antonio high school

Reddit - smosh.com

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Man eats a teenager on a subway in China!

Reddit - youtube.com

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UK Judge jails a man for 12 weeks over an offensive facebook comment. Majority of UK commenters support him. The spirit of internet censorship is alive and thriving in the UK.

Reddit - uk.news.yahoo.com

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G.f bought a new "Cardigan." First thing that comes to my mind...

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Hyperkinesis247 tells a moving story about why he puts up with his racist friend. [/r/OkCupid]

Reddit - reddit.com

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"Eagle Dad" and children rescued from Mt. Fuji after ascending with only water and a chocolate bar thinking "there would be steps up the mountain and shops along the way."

Reddit - stuff.co.nz

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Reddit, get out your throwaway's. What makes you a fucked up person? (Possibly NSFW)

Reddit - self.AskReddit

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Army to Congress: Thanks, but no tanks. Army doesn't want them, but lawmakers are pressing the Pentagon to accept production of more M-1 Abrams tanks. Meanwhile, more than 2,000 gather dust at an Army depot.

Reddit - security.blogs.cnn.com

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Ever wondered how photographers take pictures of rock climbers?

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Once a year my buddies from college and I get together for a man weekend. On Saturday morning we dress up and take a family portrait at Wal Mart. It changes every year but always involves facial hair. I thought reddit would like this. [Xpost from r/funny]

Reddit - imgur.com

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IAm Ira Glass, creator of This American Life, AMA

Reddit - self.IAmA

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SpaceX reaches International Space Station safely with precious cargo

Reddit - zmescience.com

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Coming through

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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CORRUPTION: Bain-Controlled Company Owns 2012 Voting Machines

Reddit - youtube.com

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My 100 year old Grandpa and his 17 year old cat

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Scotland will hold a vote in 2014 on independence in what could result in the eventual breakup of Britain

Reddit - reuters.com

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TIL that when you get a PhD in Finland, you are given a top hat and sword with your diploma.

Reddit - blogs.helsinki.fi

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Physicists make great parents

Reddit - imgur.com

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Secret Recording of NYPD Stop-and-Frisk: "I’m Gonna Break Your Fu**in’ Arm"

Reddit - liveleak.com

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DNA has a 521-year half-life: Genetic material can't be recovered from dinosaurs — but it lasts longer than previously thought

Reddit - nature.com

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Massive gallery of Halloween costumes from Reddit last year. Can't wait to see what people post this year!

Reddit - imgur.com

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Whenever I go to the club these days...

Reddit - imgur.com

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WHAT IS THE PROTOCOL?

Reddit - imgur.com

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What if...?

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Phelps sinks the longest putt ever recorded on TV

Reddit - youtube.com

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Most thought out tactic in film history.

Reddit - 25.media.tumblr.com

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Oh, so you want to submit original content, you say?

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Nobel Prize winner John Gurdon certainly showed his science teacher. Here's his 1949 science report card.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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As a senior in college...

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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They tranquilize them, use a chainsaw to take their horn, and then leave them there alive. Just...fuck.

Reddit - imgur.com

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So I'm from India and this is my university's corridor

Reddit - imgur.com

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Who Cares If Romney Lied During The Debate? He Looked Good! - 'Today, Fox & Friends not only dismissed concerns for the truth but actually attacked Democrats for making it an issue.'

Reddit - newshounds.us

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Just realized this.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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I would live the fuck out of this bus.

Reddit - imgur.com

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Mitt Romney Leads Us Into An Age Of Stupidity: "He appears to spout whatever is convenient for him at the moment, without an ordinate amount of backbone, realism, or sense of responsibility as to what he has said before."

Reddit - villagevoice.com

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This is an aerial view of the Hawaiian estate of the man who invented the boner pill. Check out the pool...

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Biggest Lie

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Exploitation of free samples from Home Depot (x-post from r/DIY)

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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My stats professor put this on a quiz

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Romney: "You Have To Scratch Your Head When The President Spends Week Talking About Saving Big Bird"

Reddit - youtube.com

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Can't argue with this logic.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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RPG Amnesia. Why I cant play RPGs as a casual gamer.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Hitchcock (2012) Trailer released.

Reddit - youtube.com

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TIL that there is a town in Spain where 700 people are descended from 17th century samurai who stayed there after an embassy returned to Japan. They have the surname "Japón", which was originally "Hasekura de Japón"

Reddit - en.wikipedia.org

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So, my roommate got a puppy. Some days I'm not sure it's real.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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TIL while accepting the Grammy for Album of the Year in 1976, Paul Simon thanked Stevie Wonder for not releasing an album that year. Wonder had won the award in 1974 and 1975, and would win it again 1977

Reddit - en.wikipedia.org

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She looks like

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Gingers and Harry Potter

Reddit - imgur.com

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My friend was rewatching the Buffy special features and found the origin of the Shawarma joke from The Avengers [1:25]

Reddit - youtube.com

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America, fuck yeah!

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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It's gonna be a rough winter...

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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And so begins her quest to chew on everything imaginable. :)

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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TIL British police cars carry a teddy bear to console children after an accident

Reddit - en.wikipedia.org

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An announcement about Gawker links in /r/politics

Reddit - self.politics

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Nice Work Gearbox!

Reddit - imgur.com

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Who takes which sides in a battle of Red vs Blue?

Reddit - 25.media.tumblr.com

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I work for a Chevy Buick dealership. This is what I came to work to this morning.

Reddit - imgur.com

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I am the youngest child of Tom Hanks. Would anyone be interested in an AMA?

Reddit - self.IAmA

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Coffee with jesus.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Many mentally ill in Ghana being treated by Christian organization who will only use prayer, herbs and mandatory fasting for as long as 12 hours a day for up to 40 days, human rights group warns.

Reddit - globalpublicsquare.blogs.cnn.com

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Our four year old decided to sneak a bed time snack. grabbed ghost pepper by mistake, ended up with a milk bath and an oatmeal mask!

Reddit - imgur.com

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So my friend got his acceptance letter today...not what he expected. [x-post from r/mildlyinteresting]

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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It's due in 3 hours. I don't think he changed his mind

Reddit - qkme.me

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My friends say I look like Emma Watson...

Reddit - imgur.com

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Priceless :)

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Saw this guy last sunday at Universal Studios Hollywood while waiting in line for Halloween Horror Night

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Regardless of your political affiliation, you have to admit they're a cute couple.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Zach Galifianakis

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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[update]My dad abandoned me when I was 2 and now wants to meet me. I ended up living in a 6 foster homes and faced a lot of abuse after my mom od'd. Does it make me a horrible person to meet him just to tell him how I grew up?

Reddit - self.AskReddit

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Strong Bad - Everybody to the Limit. (Come on fhqwhgads)

Reddit - youtube.com

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Not a tattoo, A Jellyfish sting.

Reddit - imgur.com

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Nicest Mom or Incest Mom?

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Why I, a Former GOP Senator, Will Vote for Obama

Reddit - themadeinamericamovement.com

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I actually just said this out loud and now I harbour a deep, very real hatred for myself

Reddit - qkme.me

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Little Muslims girl yells out at Ikea "Dad, don't beat me!" [FB]

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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TIL as Apple is granted "Slide-to-Unlock" patent, they in a case against Motorola also argued “a tap is a zero-length swipe.”

Reddit - gigaom.com

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It isn't easy being a redditor

Reddit - imgur.com

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Spiderman, the Canadian.

Reddit - imgur.com

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There are BEEs living in the walls!

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Playing dishonored, this is the basis of energy and food in that game. PETA is going to have a fit.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Happened to a kid in my class this morning

Reddit - quickmeme.com

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My friend updated her cover photo

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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I can't argue his logic [FB].

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Doctor's said there was a chance he wouldn't make it more than 3 weeks...Here's us on his 1st birthday! Still goin strong

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Do not like!

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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She made this face after I sneezed.

Reddit - imgur.com

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Scumbag lab

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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I was told to put this here

Reddit - youtu.be

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When I get random messages on gmail I make sure it's not a spam bot. Sometimes it gets silly.

Reddit - imgur.com

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A British WWII soldier was taken prisoner by the Japanese, forced to build the Burma Railway (the "Death Railway"), and tortured for making a radio receiver out of spare parts. He later tracked down one of his torturers and forgave him in 1993, becoming friends. He died at 93.

Reddit - nytimes.com

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You know that feeling when you're watching Ghostbusters and you realize you're... No? Just me then?

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Dialga used Roar of Time! [Pokémon Gens 1-4]

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Yep...

Reddit - quickmeme.com

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Why?! WHO DOES THIS?

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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An emu walked towards my gf(who is terrified of birds). She said "No thank you" to it, burst into tears, and ran for her life. - Imgur

Reddit - imgur.com

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A Redditor's Dream

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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I also made a Plasma Cutter from a Nerf gun. The Nerf part still works, too.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Level 12 Bard.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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The alternate ending on the Little Shop of Horrors: Director's Cut is something to behold (spoilers).

Reddit - imgur.com

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What if everything was destroyed?

Reddit - imgur.com

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Lame Pun Coon on Waldo.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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My dog has so much determination. Here he is trying to get what he thinks is a big stick from the ground.

Reddit - youtu.be

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I always had the same problem with that game

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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African American pastor in North Carolina: “I’d love it if, as a Christian, Mr. Obama would do everything we want him to,” she said. “But I’ve realized, thinking about it deeply, that he’s not just the president of Christians. He’s got to be the president of everybody.”

Reddit - nytimes.com

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I like my vaginas how I like my sharpies...

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Three years ago, my social anxiety was so bad I couldn't even go to the mall to apply for a job. I just gave a 20 minute presentation in my psych class without any hesitation. What are your little victories, that you probably won't share with people in your life?

Reddit - self.AskReddit

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I was so relieved!

Reddit - quickmeme.com

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Every time my girlfriend drags me to yoga and we use the balls.

Reddit - imgur.com

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My friend found this posted on her door this morning.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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A near 300 pound man jumping

Reddit - youtube.com

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Father?

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Sat behind this guy today...

Reddit - quickmeme.com

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I Drew Emma Watson

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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most of us know this feeling

Reddit - imgur.com

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For a man born and raised on the street

Reddit - qkme.me

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2 Years of 3D and I regret nothing.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Check out this badassery that Quentin Tarantino's going to drop on us this Christmas.

Reddit - youtube.com

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To the girl who just broke my heart.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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A few nights ago, at Chick-Fil-A, the drive thru attendant gave me a total of $6.67. The window attendant (different person) also said $6.67 (twice). I looked at my receipt later.. my total was actually $6.66. They refused to say it..

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Only In Australia

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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My Girlfriend.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Told my grandma reddit loves cat pictures, I have created a monster

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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What it SHOULD be

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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My friend's little brother got photoshop for his birthday, he is now the reason I go on facebook.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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So my friend called a plumber... he arrived in this

Reddit - imgur.com

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D'oh!

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Window sticker I found on someones car on the way to college.

Reddit - imgur.com

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when you see it..

Reddit - imgur.com

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Science vs. Religion over the years

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Teenage Hacker Scores $60,000 From Google For Discovering Security Issue In Chrome (Again)

Reddit - techcrunch.com

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I escaped from a county jail when I was 17 years old in 2006. What stories do you rarely tell because nobody will believe you?

Reddit - self.AskReddit

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TIL that Viva La Bam star Don Vito is a convicted sex offender and is serving 10 years intensive supervised probation, for sexually assaulting two 12 year old girls.

Reddit - en.wikipedia.org

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Why I Love Reddit...

Reddit - imgur.com

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How do Mexicans cut their pizza?

Reddit - imgur.com

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Mysterious Algorithm Was 4% of Trading Activity Last Week - CNBC.com

Reddit - cnbc.com

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Pakistan Erupts in Anger Over Taliban’s Shooting of Schoolgirl

Reddit - nytimes.com

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TIL this guy is legally allowed to wear a crown in his passport photo and carry around a sword because of European religious freedom laws. He claims to be a reincarnated King Arthur and leader of the ancient druids.

Reddit - vice.com

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Words of Wisdom

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Why is female bisexuality more acceptable than male bisexuality?

Reddit - self.AskReddit

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Apparently it takes a true Christian family to stand up for morality, disown their pregnant daughter, claim her miscarriage was a "message from God," and even threaten legal action....because she and her husband kindly asked for boundaries on discussion of religion.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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After wasting two hours in class on reddit, I realized...

Reddit - quickmeme.com

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I lost a few brain cells from the bad lyrics post, so let's get them back. What are the best lyrics you have ever heard?

Reddit - self.Music

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As Governor, Romney issued over 800 vetoes and nearly all of them where overridden by the democratic legislature. He only worked with dems on health care after republicans failed to gain any seats 2 years into his term.

Reddit - npr.org

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Tramp Stamp

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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TIL Five Guys Burgers and Fries doesn't advertise, relying only on word of mouth to spread word about their restaurants, despite having over 1,000 locations.

Reddit - en.wikipedia.org

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My friend recently came out on facebook, some of his friends aren't taking it very well

Reddit - imgur.com

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Pa. lawmaker refuses to say Pledge of Allegiance at House meeting. "Democratic Rep. Babette Josephs said the words "under God" in the Pledge make it a prayer, and she refused to say it."

Reddit - wpxi.com

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Invisible Hulk SMASH!

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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There aren't enough moose on r/aww!

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Saw the album of the girl who went through a windshield

Reddit - i.qkme.me

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TIL Harvard students celebrate 'Incest-Fest'. Where the main goal is to have sex with as many people as possible instead of studying

Reddit - thecollegefix.com

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Christopher Walken, Sam Rockwell and Colin Farrell reads Honey Boo Boo transcript word for word

Reddit - youtube.com

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Locksmiths Pissed Off At Geeks For Letting Out The Secret: Lockpicking Is Easy

Reddit - techdirt.com

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The Guardian Angel in Borderlands 2. My gawd......

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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What if...?

Reddit - imgur.com

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TIL that kissing actually has the biological purpose of passing on biological information and chemical signals to assess mating possibilities and status.

Reddit - health.usnews.com

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This about sums it up.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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I also drew Emma Watson

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Hobgoblin Theory

Reddit - reddit.com

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Getting from one side of my city (Cambridge) to the other. The fastest way possible. (Parkour)

Reddit - youtube.com

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Only five minutes left of my cake day, just post something, anything.

Reddit - qkme.me

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Gaming Vs Real Life

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Ill never understand the Reddit Community.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Apple Maps accidentally reveals secret military base

Reddit - ubergizmo.com

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