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What she didn't realize is that I have a DVR

Reddit - livememe.com

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TIL that "shhh" works for quieting and comforting people because it replicates the sound heard by a fetus of blood going by its ear while it's in the womb.

Reddit - johnsarm.net

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Best Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles costume ever! (NSFW)

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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TIL French mathematician Joseph Fourier believed wrapping his body in a blanket was beneficial to his health. He died after tripping on it and falling down the stairs.

Reddit - www-history.mcs.st-and.ac.uk

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TIL that in 2005 Tommy Chong, Snoop Dogg, Ricky Williams, and Robert Downey Jr judged a 'pot' luck cooking contest at a 'legalize marijuana' smoke-in sponsored by AARP and hosted by Woody Harrelson.

Reddit - friendsofcannabis.com

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New 25 GPU Monster Devours Passwords In Seconds

Reddit - securityledger.com

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Sex is no accident...

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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notadrugdealer001 describes what it's like to be a successful drug dealer in highschool.

Reddit - reddit.com

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Did anyone else notice that the Apple Maps icon has you driving OFF OF A BRIDGE??

Reddit - intego.com

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TIL Donald Trump inherited 400 million dollars from his father.

Reddit - en.wikipedia.org

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397-0. House approves resolution to keep Internet control out of UN hands.

Reddit - thehill.com

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A little story about how a redditor helped me out when I became unemployed

Reddit - imgur.com

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just found this on my elite account, not sure how it got there..

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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More than 90 Tibetans have killed themselves by self-immolation in recent days.

Reddit - rendezvous.blogs.nytimes.com

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Bill Murray agrees to do Ghostbusters 3, Rick Moranis rumored to be coming out of retirement

Reddit - hollywood.com

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Dave Brubeck, jazz pianist, dead at age 91

Reddit - chicagotribune.com

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Every Christmas when I was a kid.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Syria loads chemical weapons into bombs; military awaits Assad's order - World News

Reddit - worldnews.nbcnews.com

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This is Wong...

Reddit - imgur.com

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Stray cat in Strasbourg

Reddit - imgur.com

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Reddit - imgur.com

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My college purchased a 3D printer. It was like porn to geeks.

Reddit - imgur.com

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You can wear your fancy attire all you want Marie. I'm wearing the scuba suit and that's final.

Reddit - imgur.com

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Not only does she admit it, she has a sense of humor.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Wow, this is pretty cool!

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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I’m Emily Yoffe, Slate’s Dear Prudence advice columnist. Ask me anything.

Reddit - self.IAmA

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So I went diving with sharks recently but this guy couldn't help but smile for the camera

Reddit - imgur.com

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If I were a mailman, this would make my day.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Fox News Is Taking Karl Rove Off The Air

Reddit - businessinsider.com

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“I cannot in good conscience support a tax cut in which so many of the benefits go to the most fortunate among us,” McCain said in 2001, when the Bush tax cuts first were proposed.

Reddit - washingtonpost.com

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No matter how old I get, I will always put my fingers in these

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Redditor has a run in with an old school bully in a sound proof walk in refrigerator.....

Reddit - reddit.com

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Alex Day - Stupid Stupid - the first unsigned artist to get to #1 in the UK on Christmas Day?

Reddit - self.Music

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something you only do once

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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I found some pretty good advice on the side of my drink bottle

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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First Ender's Game Movie Still Released!

Reddit - endersansible.com

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Adorable tribute to the rancor from Star Wars Episode VI: The Return of the Jedi

Reddit - bitcast-a.v1.dfw1.bitgravity.com

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My friend is a vegetarian. Thought he needed his own "hunting" picture.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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During a speech in 1985, President Ronald Reagan said that a man who made a six figure income wanted to testify before congress to explain why he thought "paying a smaller tax" than his secretary was wrong. In 2011, President Barack Obama made the same argument about Warren Buffett's secretary.

Reddit - youtube.com

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Verizon files patent for a DVR that can watch and listen to what is going on in your living room so it can give targeted advertisements.

Reddit - sourcefednews.com

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Zhang Hongming suffers from rare congenital giant pigmented nevus, commonly know as giant furred moles.

Reddit - imgur.com

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10 Guy Snoop

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Birds in Mexico City turning to cigarettes to combat parasites

Reddit - nature.com

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TIL that Julia Child kept her phone number listed publicly. Anyone could just call her at home for cooking advice. Apparently on Christmas and Thanksgiving her phone rang nonstop and she took every call. What a woman!

Reddit - denverpost.com

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Beep.

Reddit - imgur.com

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This couple walk around my block every evening

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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I'm Snoop Lion! Ask me anything!!

Reddit - self.IAmA

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I love living in the ghetto.

Reddit - imgur.com

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Observed this grand scenario happen on my campus

Reddit - qkme.me

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TIL Mark Knopfler would not allow Weird Al to parody his song "Money for Nothing" unless he was the one to play guitar on the parody.

Reddit - en.wikipedia.org

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Actual Advice Martin Prince

Reddit - qkme.me

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The rich will pay more taxes, Boehner concedes

Reddit - cnn.com

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Something I'd like to say to all my female friends

Reddit - quickmeme.com

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So I recently Played Saints Row the Third as Bruce Willis..

Reddit - imgur.com

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Had a shit day, partied a bit hard and crashed at a friend's. Woke up to what I thought was a hallucination. Just, you know, their pet wolf.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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TIL that Doritos tacos have pulled Taco Bell out of a sales slump.

Reddit - huffingtonpost.com

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A bookworm's Christmas tree

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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A Gandalf drawing in pencil and white ink, I hope you like it.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Oh Stephen, your quick wit always amazes.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Red Panda used Headbutt. it's not very effective.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Best photo I've ever taken... Milky Way rising over Yosemite National Park.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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flours

Reddit - imgur.com

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Don't ask me to choose

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Wal-Mart Nixed Paying Bangladesh Suppliers to Fight Fire -- At a 2011 safety meeting, Wal-Mart said paying Bangladesh suppliers more to help them upgrade their manufacturing facilities was too costly. A fire at a Bangladesh factory that made clothes for Wal-Mart killed more than 100 last month.

Reddit - bloomberg.com

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A beautiful place to canoe

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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We told my co-worker to shut his sunroof because it might snow, he said he wasn't worried.... bad choice.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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I've done it, I have found the single worst video on the entire internet.

Reddit - youtube.com

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Malicious Advice Mallard on marriage

Reddit - qkme.me

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This cop does what I wish I could do every day.

Reddit - youtube.com

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Why can't I escape!

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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My rule for jeans

Reddit - qkme.me

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Cook gives the most amazing rant to a delusive restaurant owner with Gordon Ramsay next to him. Even made Gordon all quiet.

Reddit - youtube.com

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President Obama on why he's standing his ground on tax hikes for the wealthiest 2%: "It’s not me being stubborn; it’s not me being partisan. It’s just a matter of math."

Reddit - thedailydolt.com

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When I'm in a theater and a movie has subtitles

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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My job brings me to the best places...

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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My girlfriend and I decided to celebrate the first snowfall in PA

Reddit - imgur.com

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Redditor finds camera scuba diving in Los Angeles. Within hours, Reddit helps find the owner of the camera who lost it months before, at a beach a few miles away.

Reddit - reddit.com

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Treasured moment

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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This guy is telling the truth

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Coworker got a new puppy. Holycrap she is cute, and too scared to leave her kennel!

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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He loves his paper bags.

Reddit - imgur.com

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This bird and I understand one another. Just trying to make it to another day.

Reddit - imgur.com

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Written by a female gamer, this perfectly summarizes my thoughts on Anita Sarkeesian and Tropes vs. Women in Gaming

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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TIL the logo of the Royal New Zealand Air Force is the kiwi, a flightless bird.

Reddit - en.wikipedia.org

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Baby monkey finds a snack

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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I woke up to the sound of someone shouting "it's christmas it's christmas!" I look outside and see this

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Reading the Snoop Lion AMA..

Reddit - i.qkme.me

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Dropped him off at the vet to get a cyst removed. Picked him up like this. Um, what exactly did you take out?

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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mmmm fresh vault cookies

Reddit - sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net

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How I think I will feel when I finally get finished studying for finals.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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My old Elementary School doing it right! Very surprised and proud to see this outside the science classroom

Reddit - imgur.com

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Nailed It!

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Jay-Z Rides the Subway, Adorably Explains Who He Is to an Adorable Old Lady

Reddit - gawker.com

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Wake up, it's playtime!!!!

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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A Redditor goes to a ballgame...(x-post from r/gifs)

Reddit - i.minus.com

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South Africa passes secrecy bill where journalists can get up to 25 years in jail for publishing "classified" information.

Reddit - telegraph.co.uk

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Mario, you're eating my baby...

Reddit - dorkly.com

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The longstanding tradition of naming myself 'Bitch' in Zelda games pays off

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Desks are inversely proportional to body size..

Reddit - img713.imageshack.us

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Las Vegas child beat to death for not reading his Bible and doing his homework.

Reddit - lasvegassun.com

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Still not photoshopped.... Custom collar, gift from a fan. Nice story behind it on my FB page <3 Venus <3

Reddit - imgur.com

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Most expensive drink in the world

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Palaeontologists have found what is likely to be the oldest-known dinosaur

Reddit - bbc.co.uk

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TIL In 1897, 6 Inuit were taken to the Museum of Natural Science to be studied. All but two died of disease. A boy who survived pleaded for his dead father to have a traditional burial, so the curators staged a fake burial to trick the boy. Years later, the boy found his fathers skeleton on display.

Reddit - en.wikipedia.org

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Saw this on campus

Reddit - imgur.com

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Don't know how WTF this is, but this is what happens when you forget the bug spray in Alaska.

Reddit - imgur.com

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First Look at Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Scarlett Johansson in Don Jon’s Addiction

Reddit - imgur.com

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Adventure Time meets DOOM. I would play the living fuck out of this!

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Good Guy Assassins Creed

Reddit - qkme.me

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Vitamin D slows the progression of cells from premalignant to malignant states, keeping their proliferation in check

Reddit - mcgill.ca

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Invest in Premature Peter!

Reddit - quickmeme.com

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Cartoon version of Grumpy Cat

Reddit - imgur.com

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Blasphemous Beer Pong

Reddit - imgur.com

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What are some simple things a guy or girl can do to improve their appearance?

Reddit - self.AskReddit

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One of my favorite quotes

Reddit - hateandanger.files.wordpress.com

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Bill Maher on Christians who support torture.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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How did you get that scar?

Reddit - self.AskReddit

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TIL that there are 17 people alive that were born in the 1800s, and that 16 of them are female.

Reddit - grg.org

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Clever Old Man

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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TIL Tom Hardy had to wear stilts in his boots when portraying Bane in the Dark Knight Rises to make him appear taller and more imposing than Christian Bale's Batman

Reddit - batman.wikia.com

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This is the reason I don't feel comfortable holding babies.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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We lost a legend today. Dave Brubeck, you will be missed.

Reddit - youtube.com

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Brings back memories...[GIF]

Reddit - 24.media.tumblr.com

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Jay-Z Rides the Subway, Adorably Explains Who He Is to an Adorable Old Lady

Reddit - gawker.com

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What is your worst downright awful joke that makes you laugh way too hard?

Reddit - self.AskReddit

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OP delivers! Wafflecopter69 and short roomie as Kitana and Sexy Dora the Explorer for Halloween.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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My mom just sent me a picture of her new cat...

Reddit - imgur.com

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Just My Wedding Rings [It's Dangerous to go Alone]

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Those eyes..

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Why is a muffin considered a legitimate breakfast option but cake isn't?

Reddit - self.AskReddit

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I had to get back at him.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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As a 9-year-old, I had no idea what kind of scary shit I was about to experience.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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[NSFW] Came across this while interviewing in a vinyl store. Thought WTF may like it. [NSFW]

Reddit - imgur.com

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Hey Reddit, do you know Loish? She draws amazing things.

Reddit - imgur.com

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This cat shows up every night at sundown and stares in this window (it's right above my toilet) and doesn't move for at least an hour.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Let me in! Let me in! Let me in!

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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A message from the Wii U developers

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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I found a winner at the animal shelter. You can probably guess what I named her ;)

Reddit - imgur.com

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Oblivious Suburban Mom

Reddit - qkme.me

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What walkthroughs have become on YouTube...

Reddit - imgur.com

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So glad I live in europe

Reddit - imgur.com

713 Comments

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baby emma watson

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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TIL there is a map of the Internet

Reddit - internet-map.net

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physics porn

Reddit - imgur.com

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First post, my cat Zappa

Reddit - imgur.com

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AMA request: The casting couch guy.

Reddit - self.IAmA

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TIL The Show "Dirty Jobs" is Being Cancelled to Make Room for Shows like "Amish Mafia". I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

Reddit - deadline.com

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And they say dinosaurs don't exist anymore... This thing is huge.

Reddit - imgur.com

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I picked up a paintbrush for the first time in a few months.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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I give you assassin Link.

Reddit - imgur.com

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The girl in the room next to me spends literally 8-12 hours a day masturbating, and she's really loud. What the hell do I do?

Reddit - self.AskReddit

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And That Is Exactly How It Works! - FB Gold

Reddit - imgur.com

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TIL a pound of dimes is worth exactly the same as a pound of quarters

Reddit - usmint.gov

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TIL that a believed reason for Genghis Khan's death was an arrow to the knee

Reddit - channel.nationalgeographic.com

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Great quote I found. Thought you guys would like it!

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Why don't Americans talk more about the cause of the Vietnam war being a lie?

Reddit - self.AskReddit

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This is how a true assassin does it.

Reddit - imgur.com

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Tattooed Redditors, have you ever gotten one that seemed like a great idea at the time but now you wished you hadn't? What was it and why?

Reddit - self.AskReddit

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To the house call strippers out there, what is the most awkward situation you've ever been in?

Reddit - self.AskReddit

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Hank Hill Cites OT

Reddit - imgur.com

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Creationist Lawmaker Wants Indiana Teachers To Prove Science Of Evolution

Reddit - thinkprogress.org

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Why I always take so long to finish games.

Reddit - imgur.com

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OH SHIT, OH SHIT, OHHHH SHIIIT!!!

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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IAmA Washington bureau chief of The New York Times. Ask Me Anything.

Reddit - self.IAmA

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Genius...

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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