Reddit Archive

Sale Wars (a short story by the community)

Reddit - imgur.com

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When I Feel Down

Reddit - youtu.be

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Netanyahu: Jerusalem is ours, I don't care what the UN says

Reddit - jpost.com

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/u/werehippy gives a well researched rebuttal to the proposal to put armed guards in all schools

Reddit - reddit.com

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mac23 explains why the US has nothing military to fear from China

Reddit - reddit.com

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My son turns 5 tomorrow, so we built him a spaceship

Reddit - imgur.com

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Math Professor Invents Non-Reversing Mirror

Reddit - techfragments.com

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Two years ago this Scumbag entered my life.

Reddit - imgur.com

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Someone rolled a GIANT snowball into the streets of madison

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Man's sight restored with stem cell transplant

Reddit - ctvnews.ca

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I think a bird fell in the snow and walked away. I think.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Pirate Bay Censorship Backfires as New Proxies Bloom - "Responding to the UK situation Pirate parties in Argentina and Luxembourg have decided to start fresh Pirate Bay proxies."

Reddit - torrentfreak.com

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All public men's restrooms should have these. All of them. [FIXED]

Reddit - imgur.com

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Holland vs the Netherlands

Reddit - youtube.com

1162 Comments

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My brother asked for an electric toothbrush, this is on its way

Reddit - imgur.com

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Boyfriend loved Calvin & Hobbes as a kid, so I spent yesterday painting this nostalgic piece for him for Christmas :)

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Even if they take our guns, they can never take our.....

Reddit - imgur.com

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"Mr. Obama repeatedly lost patience with the speaker as negotiations faltered. In an Oval Office meeting last week, he told Mr. Boehner that if the sides didn't reach agreement, he would use his inaugural address and his State of the Union speech to tell the country the Republicans were at fault."

Reddit - huffingtonpost.com

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So this is why you should never put fairy lights in a palm tree

Reddit - thepoke.co.uk

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Arctic Fox Pup Calling

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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TIL federal prisoners make, among other things, wire that is sold to the US military. The prisoners are paid up to $1.15/hr. The wire costs the DoD 13% more than wire from non-prison sources and has a failure rate 200% higher than non-prison produce material.

Reddit - referenceworld.com

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Gave a student the wrong test by accident, now I'm glad I did

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Stuck it!!

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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For Secret Santa at my new job I got some girl I've never spoken too. I'm sure she'll like my gift.

Reddit - imgur.com

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George H.W. Bush's Resignation Letter From the NRA

Reddit - nytimes.com

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All public men's restroom should have these. All of them.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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I am Fabulous B*tch

Reddit - imgur.com

279 Comments

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Solstice sun path, 8 exposures taken 30 mins apart - Fairbanks, AK

Reddit - imgur.com

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I worked as a phone based Credit Card collector for one of the largest banks in America from 2008 to 2011. AMAA.

Reddit - self.IAmA

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Bionic Suit Lets Paralyzed Patients Take First Steps Again

Reddit - nbclosangeles.com

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The Art of wimping out.

Reddit - imgur.com

382 Comments

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So I hear your cat has game....

Reddit - imgur.com

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Might as well!

Reddit - imgur.com

1161 Comments

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White House petition everyone can agree on: Set minimum vacation time for full time employees at three weeks.

Reddit - self.politics

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My parents always said they love their kids equally, but that is hard to believe when I come home for Christmas to this.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Tiger has seen some shit

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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I spent ages making this map joke. I can tell it will be wasted..

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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70 percent of Germans oppose new law legalizing religiously motivated circumcision

Reddit - spiegel.de

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Spent hours looking for my keys. I should have known my toddler had something to do with it.

Reddit - imgur.com

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3,005 members found this helpful.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Started to make a ginger bread house but then we had a better idea

Reddit - imgur.com

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TIL the North Korean government is one of the largest counterfeiters of U.S. $50 and $100-dollar bills, dubbed "superdollars," as they are so close to the real thing that they've been referred to as "just U.S dollars not made by the U.S. government."

Reddit - business.time.com

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Tetris: Adulthood Edition.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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To all those who blame violent behavior on video games...

Reddit - imgur.com

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The way god intended

Reddit - imgur.com

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I know they can't see me.

Reddit - oscci.com

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Every time I go to the bathroom when there's people around....

Reddit - imgur.com

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NRA arguing against themselves

Reddit - imgur.com

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Let's not beat around the bush...

Reddit - imgur.com

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Mom Can't Get Food Stamps After Drug Offense, Resorts to Prostitution to Feed her Kids: If she’d committed rape or murder, Carla could have gotten assistance to feed herself and her children, but because the crime she committed was related to drugs, she can't

Reddit - alternet.org

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His favorite part!

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Man burnt to death by mob in front of the police for allegedly burning pages of Quran

Reddit - tribune.com.pk

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Reddit, meet Shadow!

Reddit - imgur.com

281 Comments

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God dammit, Steam

Reddit - i46.tinypic.com

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1896 - A good year.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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CALVIN!!!

Reddit - imgur.com

114 Comments

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Mom texted me this picture with our pathetic tree

Reddit - imgur.com

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As a college student getting a George Foreman as an Early Christmas Present.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Our parents got divorced, re-married, and divorced again. So during the Holiday season when everyone takes family photos, this is the best my sister and me could do.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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TIL a man renovated a three story hotel specifically to kill people. It included stairways to nowhere and a maze of over 100 windowless rooms. He killed as many as 200 people in it. The skeletons of his victims were sold to medical schools.

Reddit - en.wikipedia.org

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What is an extremely dark/creepy true story most people don't know about?

Reddit - self.AskReddit

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Just wondering

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Ennio Morricone - The Ecstasy of Gold

Reddit - youtube.com

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Reddit, I'm hoping my invention will forever improve the holiday season for you and the rest of humanity...

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Mother nature's got my back

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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EVERY one of these damn hand photos

Reddit - imgur.com

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TIL that if you pour cold water into a person's ear, their eyes will move in direction of the opposite ear, if you pour warm water into their ear, their eyes will move towards that ear. This is used to test for brain damage and is called 'caloric stimulation'.

Reddit - pennstatehershey.adam.com

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35.8% of American households no longer have a landline in their house, instead rely solely upon wireless

Reddit - bgr.com

582 Comments

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How can I believe something I can't see?

Reddit - imgur.com

617 Comments

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@PornEdits

Reddit - imgur.com

108 Comments

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The bar has been set very high...

Reddit - imgur.com

139 Comments

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Font can be important...

Reddit - imgur.com

69 Comments

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Roommate sabotaged my Christmas gifts to my parents...

Reddit - imgur.com

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The best hoody heater!

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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My friends son after a very long day.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Neil deGrasse Tyson likes to dance...

Reddit - vimeo.com

971 Comments

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She started licking my arm and when I called her name, this happened.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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The downside of wearing winter boots

Reddit - quickmeme.com

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TIL that there is a neurological disorder, Witzelsucht, which causes a tendency to make puns, tell inappropriate jokes or pointless stories in socially inappropriate situations.

Reddit - bodyodd.nbcnews.com

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Cooking advice from YouTube

Reddit - i.imgur.com

189 Comments

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I can't think of a title, at all...

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Ship being used in new Pirates of the Caribbean movie in Puerto Rico!

Reddit - i.imgur.com

533 Comments

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Found out my old high school English teacher gave up teaching for modeling....

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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It's as though being a kitten isn't cute enough... now he's just showing off. Sleeping like a pro.

Reddit - imgur.com

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There's no telling what older people are capable of...

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Redditor's Wife on Christmas morning

Reddit - qkme.me

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I was going through my High School yearbook when suddenly..

Reddit - imgur.com

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Top Tory MP, who praised sanctity of marriage, had 11-year affair; he claimed marriage could only work between "one man and one woman"

Reddit - mirror.co.uk

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My first time having a comment I made receive more than 50 upvotes

Reddit - qkme.me

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TIL General Douglas MacArthur earned seven Silver Stars in WWI, vomited on the White House steps, wore a kimono while working at home as Army Chief of Staff, was awarded the very first Purple Heart (which he authorized), was Father of the Year in 1942, and told JFK to not get involved in Vietnam.

Reddit - en.wikipedia.org

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Finally, my hand is useful for something other than drying the inside of drinking glasses!

Reddit - imgur.com

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TIL the Venus Flytrap is only native to a 60-mile radius within Wilmington, NC.

Reddit - en.wikipedia.org

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Meanwhile in northern Finland..

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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My dad took me to the hospital when I blacked out from drinking too Captain Morgan. When they asked what I had to drink I told them Morgan Freeman. Hopefully my dad will enjoy his xmas gift to remember that night.

Reddit - imgur.com

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She is almost 12....

Reddit - qkme.me

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Beanbags in a cinema? Hell yeah.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

487 Comments

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My girlfriend said this to me today when she woke up

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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What to do with your unnecessary Dec. 21, 2012 stockpile

Reddit - qkme.me

84 Comments

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Deftones - Be Quiet & Drive (Far Away)

Reddit - youtube.com

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What's the weirdest website you've ever found? [Possibly NSFW]

Reddit - self.AskReddit

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C'mon Nintendo... (x-post from r/funny)

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Scumbag Fan.

Reddit - imgur.com

55 Comments

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AMA Request: Taylor Binns. The guy who went legally blind and had his sight restored with stem cell research

Reddit - self.IAmA

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Best FedEx driver ever.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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After telling my female roommate about Reddit two days ago, this was our conversation this morning.

Reddit - qkme.me

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My new speedometer.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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How every retail employee must feel this time of year

Reddit - cdn.memegenerator.net

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What do you predict will be the biggest news story of 2013?

Reddit - self.AskReddit

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Events have taken the most displeasing turn

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Adam Sandler Knowingly created the worst film of all time. He hints at this in the final scene of Jack and Jill. (X-post /r/fantheories)

Reddit - imgur.com

1090 Comments

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My Boyfriend and his dad 27 years after..

Reddit - imgur.com

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They get their own special place

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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My hedgehog is cuter than your honor student

Reddit - imgur.com

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I guess I'll contribute to the hand pics. I was born with horrible mutation.

Reddit - imgur.com

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After inviting around fifteen people to go out for dinner for my birthday, and having only two of my friends and two family members other than my parents show up, I can't help but feel a little like this guy. [Borderlands 2]

Reddit - images3.wikia.nocookie.net

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I was a corporate jet pilot who flew many celebrities. I have many stories to tell - AMA

Reddit - self.IAmA

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My girlfriend with a bunch of Indochinese tiger kittens

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Ok take my money

Reddit - imgur.com

83 Comments

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TIL in 2011 a Swedish man was arrested for attempting to split atoms in his kitchen. Radium, americium and uranium were all found in his home.

Reddit - m.guardian.co.uk

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I Feel I May Have Missed Something...

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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TIL when Bill Clinton proposed to Hillary Clinton, he bought her the house she liked first and then said "you better marry me because I can't live in it by myself."

Reddit - marriage.about.com

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People of Reddit, I present to you; A baby Ocelot!

Reddit - imgur.com

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Poster of me and my mates in the school library... And yes that's a book about vaginas.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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First thing I thought of

Reddit - qkme.me

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every year this sad beast begs for mercy on my refrigerator door.

Reddit - imgur.com

154 Comments

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Compilation of funny moments from Aubrey Plaza interviews.

Reddit - youtube.com

331 Comments

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Never noticed this in The Fellowship of the Ring

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Redditor's wife on hands.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Stampede...in the gorge...adorableness down there!

Reddit - forgifs.com

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After seeing all those hand photos...

Reddit - imgur.com

38 Comments

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Never getting a cake from Walmart again

Reddit - imgur.com

280 Comments

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As a poor college student...

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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I was watching Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer today when I realized...

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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A friend of mine is showing this cell phone case off on Facebook

Reddit - i.imgur.com

101 Comments

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Major outbreak of sluts!

Reddit - youtube.com

139 Comments

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I am sexy and I know it

Reddit - sillycamp.info

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TIL Neil Armstrong once sued his barber of 20 years after he sold his hair to a collector for $3,000

Reddit - en.wikipedia.org

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What is the best clean word you can think of that sounds dirty?

Reddit - self.AskReddit

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So I heard you guys are into deformed hands now. Found this in our garden (x-post from r/pics)

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Japanese Vending Machine (NSFW)

Reddit - meanwhileinrussia.files.wordpress.com

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My black friend was wearing this "festive" sweater he got from Amazon today

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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How I knew there was 0 chance the world was gonna end today

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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seattlyte gives some amazing dating advice

Reddit - reddit.com

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A diamond in the rough

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Joe Strummer. Punk Rock Warlord. Exceptional Human. 21 August 1952 - 22 December 2002.

Reddit - self.Music

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After working at a theater for over 3 years and working my way up my dream has finally came true.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Some of the many faces of Tim Curry

Reddit - imgur.com

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TIL that 30 years ago, you could buy a Lifetime, Unlimited First-class Travel pass with American Airlines and now they’re Regretting it.

Reddit - messynessychic.com

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You Sly Dog

Reddit - imgur.com

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This is what I dont understand about Sports Fans.

Reddit - imgur.com

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Happy effing birthday

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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How my father will use his new ipad after christmas..

Reddit - snotr.com

230 Comments

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My cat has Game.

Reddit - imgur.com

110 Comments

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Advice to Reddit about Confession Bear

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Amadameus explains how to extricate yourself from Facebook, and disconnect the data they have from Real You

Reddit - reddit.com

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Bait and switch

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Princess Toadstool. Peach

Reddit - fc03.deviantart.net

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I know reddit is a fan of cats, but here is my dalmatian named Chip.

Reddit - imgur.com

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Lou Reed reads porn ads, and the results are as great as you’d imagine

Reddit - youtube.com

160 Comments

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THE WALKING DEAD + ADELE'S SKYFALL = MAGIC

Reddit - youtube.com

152 Comments

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Real Redditors Wife.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

57 Comments

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TIL that in 1979 a 16 yr old girl shot up an elementary school in San Diego. The reason for the shooting "I don't like Mondays".

Reddit - en.wikipedia.org

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Mall Santa's of Reddit, what's the weirdest thing you have ever heard a child ask for Christmas?

Reddit - self.AskReddit

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December 22, 2012

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