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How god really works

Reddit - imgur.com

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How can I make my wife's family stop thinking that I'm gay?

Reddit - self.AskReddit

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Waiters/Servers of reddit, have you ever overheard illegal or hilarious things when at tables?

Reddit - self.AskReddit

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75 percent of states ignore mental illness checks for gun buyers.

Reddit - salon.com

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Parrots have personal tastes in music, but all generally dislike dance music

Reddit - thehindu.com

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What is the world's most poorly kept secret?

Reddit - self.AskReddit

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TIL the venom of the Sydney funnel-web spider found in Australia can kill a man in 15 minutes by elevating blood pressure and causing the air sacs in the lungs to burst (pulmonary edema)causing the victim to effectively drown on dry land. All mammals are immune except for Primates.

Reddit - en.wikipedia.org

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The Original Confession Bear

Reddit - qkme.me

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So my parents surprised me yesterday for xmas, with a framed original Flash Gordon poster from 1980!

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Monkey brain area keeps count of kindnesses

Reddit - nature.com

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TIL baseball player Tim Raines would often use cocaine between innings in the dugout, and would only slide head first to avoid breaking the cocaine vials that he carried in his back pocket.

Reddit - en.wikipedia.org

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My girlfriend made me mixtape entitled "20 Love Songs and 1 Song of Despair" as part of my Christmas. If you want a playlist to seduce, it works.

Reddit - self.Music

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People these days... (fb)

Reddit - imgur.com

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If you were killed by your username, what would it be like?

Reddit - self.AskReddit

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Something was wrong...

Reddit - imgur.com

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Looking for headphones on Newegg. That's one way to solve the problem.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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White House Petition To Recognize Westboro Baptist Church As Hate Group Becomes Most Popular Ever

Reddit - huffingtonpost.com

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My dad thinks he's pretty clever

Reddit - imgur.com

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It was a cooking pot and a flashlight.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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My friend's first, and, last day of school.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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I want a mouse now..

Reddit - liveleak.com

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I've heard the key to a successful relationship is open communication...

Reddit - imgur.com

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Took me a moment to realize the man isn't a painting

Reddit - imgur.com

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How I feel as a teacher whenever I am on Christmas Break.

Reddit - imgur.com

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En route to the airport on Christmas day. Sometimes you just gotta make do when you only have a motorcycle.

Reddit - imgur.com

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It may not fit here directly, but on my last post I was asked to record the ambient noise from the space station for use in recordings. Here it is.

Reddit - soundcloud.com

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Every clan on Call of Duty

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Playing Borderlands 2 and had a feel. Wrote gearbox c.s. to say thanks. Suddenly, an email alert...

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Stop giving chemicals a bad name

Reddit - guardian.co.uk

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The secret of FPS games

Reddit - imgur.com

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This is John. He's almost 40 and has given pony rides to thousands of kids.

Reddit - imgur.com

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As a middle aged man after 3 months on Reddit

Reddit - qkme.me

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TIL - Most of the smoke billowing up from a space shuttle launch is not exhaust. It is water vapor from the pool of water under the shuttle designed to absorb the acoustic shock waves that could otherwise tear the shuttle apart.

Reddit - en.wikipedia.org

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This year I decided to surprise my parents for Christmas. I haven't seen them in a year since I live 7000 miles away... This is my mother's face when she realized - after acting for 5min - that Santa was me...

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Christians in Jerusalem want Jews to stop spitting on them

Reddit - haaretz.com

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My mates wedding picture with his groomsmen is hilarious.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Fave christmas gift ever - Ask me about my T-Rex! No... really... ask me!!!!

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Tired of confession bear?

Reddit - quickmeme.com

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My friend had a Muppet made in the likeness of her Father and gave it to him for Christmas.

Reddit - imgur.com

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My mom got me this for Christmas.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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My sister received a 5' tall inflatable giraffe. Guess where the inflating spout is?

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Mom still does this..

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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A friend of mine ran into his old high school bully (FB)

Reddit - imgur.com

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Redditor father

Reddit - qkme.me

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A woman holds a fox as she waits for tourists to take photos in Harbin, the ice and snow festival. (More pics inside)

Reddit - inapcache.boston.com

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my kitten had an operation on sunday and she's been wearing this tshirt while she heals :)

Reddit - imgur.com

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TIL New Zealand bans all advertising on TV on Christmas, Easter, Good Friday and ANZAC Day

Reddit - teara.govt.nz

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This is the face my cat made when I took away the bow he was eating.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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We are a team of 8 scientists, including astronaut Stan Love, spending Christmas in tents by the South Pole. AMA.

Reddit - self.IAmA

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Since we're on more serious Confession Bears...

Reddit - qkme.me

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So I got you a gift but...

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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My dad doesn't game. He did nothing but play this from morning to night. Best $1 christmas present ever

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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J.J. Abrams Turned Down Star Wars VII

Reddit - pastemagazine.com

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Our new kitten is so black, you can't take pictures of it with a cell phone camera, you have to use a DSLR.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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How I feel holding my newborn nephew

Reddit - qkme.me

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coolest Physics teacher

Reddit - nytimes.com

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Frozen Flower Buds

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Dad doesn't realize his idea of a joke is actually a good present...here i come strip club

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Yes, Randi Zuckerberg, Please Lecture Us About `Human Decency'

Reddit - readwrite.com

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Leonard DiCaprio is actually a housewife from the 1950s named Judy Zipper.

Reddit - s3-ec.buzzfed.com

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My best friend turned 13 today. It happened to snow. I think it was for her.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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After spending the last 2 days with my 8-month-old nephew, this is how I think babies see the world

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Amazing quilt my wife made for our son...

Reddit - imgur.com

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Poll Islet, Australia

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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How I felt having Christmas with my closeted partner's ultra conservative religious family as a "friend"

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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British Create Petition to Keep Piers Morgan in US - After a petition to deport the pro-gun control CNN host gains momentum, a counter-petition emerges

Reddit - salon.com

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Found on a child's size shirt at a thrift store in Utah

Reddit - imgur.com

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Georgia’s Hunger Games - Fewer than 4,000 adults in the southern state receive welfare, even as poverty is soaring. How Georgia declared war on its poorest citizens—leaving them to fight for themselves.

Reddit - slate.com

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TIL if you donate $500 or more to a Scottish heritage foundation, Sir Sean Connery will send you a signed personal letter of thanks.

Reddit - seanconnery.com

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My dad got the wrong version [FarCry 3]

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Facebook's new status update prompts are a little... creepy

Reddit - imgur.com

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What are you doing home so early?

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Looks like they took the advice [fixed]

Reddit - imgur.com

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If you're worried about your kid making meth with their chemistry kit, here's a healthier alternative

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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My wife and I have been in the ICU supporting family over the holidays, and this poster is all over the hospital. I needed a project, so I remade it and put it on a thank you card for the awesome staff who worked on Christmas day- they loved it!

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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It's got to be the only reason.

Reddit - quickmeme.com

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I got a new job!

Reddit - qkme.me

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She zipped right past the barbie stuff and went straight for this.

Reddit - imgur.com

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The best chain of events ever witnessed!

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Oops. Mark Zuckerberg's Sister Has a Private Facebook Photo Go Public

Reddit - forbes.com

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My autistic brother is into writing scripts for fake tv commercials. My buddy and I act them out.

Reddit - youtube.com

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Thanks to reddit, I was popular at my christmas party tonight.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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why the fuck is this a store?

Reddit - imgur.com

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What my mom did when I was away over Christmas

Reddit - imgur.com

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With all the confession bears

Reddit - qkme.me

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One of the most handsome cats I have ever seen

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Oh Spiderman.

Reddit - imgur.com

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The thing Steam Sales need for their bundle deals...

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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She still hasn't noticed.

Reddit - quickmeme.com

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eating IHOP and this happened

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Bad driver Rhonda trying to make things right...

Reddit - quickmeme.com

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A new superbug known as CRE is spreading rapidly throughout US hospitals. It is fully resistant to even "last line of defense" antibiotics and is impossible to stop once it appears. CRE infections have a mortality rate of 40%.

Reddit - usatoday.com

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My daughter is pretty happy with her Christmas present.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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To all these "new" confession bears

Reddit - imgur.com

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My mother passed away in 1994 and because we were so young, my brother and I didn't attend her funeral. This Christmas, my grandma gave me this wreath from her service that she has preserved for 18 years.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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My neighbor found a stray cat the other day and was worried about it getting along with her dog. I would say they are doing just fine.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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I guess it depends who's asking, right?

Reddit - ai1.livememe.com

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Exactly my day!

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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I made a Wes Anderson box set for my brother in law. His favorite is Fantastic Mr. Fox, and he already had Life Aquatic.

Reddit - fc07.deviantart.net

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As a single Mother, working a shitty minimum wage job, hearing: "Its what I always wanted Mama, You got it for me!". Made all the overtime worth it. Merry Christmas Princess

Reddit - imgur.com

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Almost 18 years and not much has changed.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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"Do you believe that if any division of Christianity is true, then it must be Protestantism?"

Reddit - imgur.com

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The look on the horse's face is like "WTF"

Reddit - sourtrap.info

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My face when I found out

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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How?

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Dude walks away after getting hit by a car.

Reddit - imgur.com

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I was working in the kennel on Christmas Day, one of the pups decided to cheer me up with a present!!

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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The beauty of the Japanese language.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Skills where needed

Reddit - imgur.com

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Confession Bear needs to know it can get better

Reddit - imgur.com

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I think they liked their Christmas presents.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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I woke up this morning and walked to the bathroom, only to notice my dog had crapped in the floor. I got some tissue and bent down to grab it, but it moved...

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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This looks like it hurt

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Lighter-than-air material discovered

Reddit - euronews.com

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All the signs were there...[FB]

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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My Dark Confession

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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If violent media somehow "caused" a 20-year old to kill kindergarteners, why don't we blame the same media for "causing" a 62-year old to kill firefighters?

Reddit - self.AskReddit

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Bought my daughter a microscope for Christmas. Mfw we've looked at everything we could find with it

Reddit - imgur.com

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FB platinum (for word nerdz)

Reddit - imgur.com

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Heard we're doing skin conditions now...My friend has the same one and we like to draw on him with chopsticks.

Reddit - imgur.com

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bangsecks gives an amazingly thorough overview of different beer styles and flavors for a newbie

Reddit - reddit.com

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Israel approves another 1,200 settlement units around Jerusalem

Reddit - guardian.co.uk

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Does anyone really wants to play this?

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Baby Godfather Wants Quiet.

Reddit - qkme.me

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PricewaterhouseCoopers sued for $900 million in Iceland for being an accomplice to the crimes of Landsbankinn, one of the three failed Icelandic banks

Reddit - translate.google.com

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Engraved stone dating back 30,000 years found in China. Incisions imply possibility of counting or recording?

Reddit - feedproxy.google.com

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Ouch!!!!

Reddit - imgur.com

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Don't blow your first time

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Happiness

Reddit - imgur.com

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TIL there is a secret shoe boutique in Boston that is accessible only through a Snapple machine in the back of a convenience store. They spent $0 on marketing and are one of the best shoe boutiques in the world.

Reddit - kriskoul.blogspot.com

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these last 24 hours have been filled with agony

Reddit - qkme.me

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Hopping on the bandwagon

Reddit - qkme.me

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That one was hard to get it off my chest, guys

Reddit - qkme.me

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TIL that a British officer, wearing a monocle in Egypt during WW1, was confronted on the parade ground by lines of Australians with pennies in their eyes, threw his monocle up in the air, caught it in his eye, then turned to the parade and roared, 'All right, you bastards, let's see you do that.'

Reddit - books.google.com.au

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Happened to my cousin at our family christmas party

Reddit - qkme.me

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I got a penis warmer for Christmas today. What's the oddest gift you've ever received?

Reddit - imgur.com

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Obama to Leave Hawaiian Vacation Early to Return to Work on Fiscal Deal

Reddit - nytimes.com

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Happened 6 years ago but still f#cks me up

Reddit - qkme.me

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Ex-Goths of Reddit: Why did you "go Goth?" What made you go back?

Reddit - self.AskReddit

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Significant others of same sex twins, do you feel attracted to the other twin?

Reddit - self.AskReddit

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Dogs vs Cats

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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kleinbl00 discusses the "climate change" that is coming to reddit.

Reddit - reddit.com

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Good enough proof?

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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My ugly sweater this year.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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What the Salvation Army got this year

Reddit - imgur.com

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AMA Request: Michael Schumacher (Former Mercedes AMG F1 Driver)

Reddit - self.IAmA

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I'm sorry reddit. It's a matter of survival. [fixed] [fixed]

Reddit - quickmeme.com

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Meet my cousin Jon!

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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10 hours of `Kate Upton Bouncing Boobs` - YouTube

Reddit - youtube.com

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Reddit, what is the most awkward conversation you have ever had?

Reddit - self.AskReddit

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Americans: Why is everything in your country a "war?" War on drugs, war on poverty, war on etc...

Reddit - self.AskReddit

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Mum didn't have much money this year, so she knitted me this!

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Whale thought extinct for 2 million years found

Reddit - ksl.com

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I can't help but feel this way.

Reddit - qkme.me

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How Iran helped North Korea launch its rocket: Largely unreported, In September 2012, North Korea and Iran signed a scientific and technological cooperation agreement.

Reddit - thediplomat.com

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If you could Google search one thing and receive results from 100 years from now, what would it be?

Reddit - self.AskReddit

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Defense Department of Canada removes report on killing of Canadian soldier by Israeli forces

Reddit - ottawacitizen.com

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What are things an adult should have in their home?

Reddit - self.AskReddit

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Spotify catching flack on Facebook for playing Trojan Condom commercials with female announcer using language such as "orgasmic" between Christmas albums/playlists.

Reddit - facebook.com

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Charlie Brown's View

Reddit - imgur.com

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December 26, 2012

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