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When I get 5 upvotes on a post.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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TIL the Super Mario Bros. theme song has lyrics

Reddit - wiilovemario.com

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Needed to get this off my chest,so i made an account

Reddit - quickmeme.com

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First world middle school problems

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Microsoft Migrating Messenger Users to Skype on March 15

Reddit - thenextweb.com

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User najia7866, an Islamic Afghani, dispels the idea that all Muslims support the terroristic acts against the United States. najia7866 quotes prominent Islamic leaders from all over the world - proving that it is only a minority of muslims that have damaged the reputation of billions.

Reddit - reddit.com

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First thought after Nintendo announced Pokemon X/Y on the 3DS.

Reddit - qkme.me

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Stoned guy in front of me at Subway.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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What is a random fact about yourself?

Reddit - self.AskReddit

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The first ever certified BitTorrent Android box goes on sale today, allowing users to stream files downloaded with uTorrent wirelessly to their television. The new set-top box supports playback of all popular video formats and can also download torrents by itself, fully anonymously if needed.

Reddit - torrentfreak.com

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I Am Dave Portnoy, Owner And Founder Of BarstoolSports.com

Reddit - self.IAmA

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CES: $17,000 Linux-powered rifle brings “auto-aim” to the real world. Austin-based startup makes “Precision Guided Firearms” sporting a lot of tech.

Reddit - arstechnica.com

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buscemi_buttocks shows us how to deal with roaches

Reddit - reddit.com

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Brand New - Sic Transit Gloria...Glory Fades - YouTube

Reddit - youtube.com

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The best candy in the world, that nobody has ever purchased

Reddit - imgur.com

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TIL Sony made a special black Playstation that would let you develop games and could only be purchased by mail order. It cost $750 in 1997 and today is very difficult to come by.

Reddit - en.wikipedia.org

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Back when Batman was a 12 year old girl.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Someone should teach Jack Lew cursive. This abomination of a signature is about to grace every dollar bill.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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My friend's 5 year old son had this for homework tonight, and he changed the answer to something more... humane.

Reddit - imgur.com

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Lifelong bilinguals may have more efficient brains

Reddit - thechart.blogs.cnn.com

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"and then a meat tentacle pushes it into a pool of acid"

Reddit - imgur.com

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I secretly added a minor detail to my colleague's desktop picture. Me.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Drive Thru Invisible Driver Prank [3:42]

Reddit - youtube.be

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I work at a zoo. Have a 2-day-old zebra.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Elizabeth Warren gears up: “Even today, the government provides an ongoing, stealth bailout, propping up AIG with special tax breaks — tax breaks that Congress should stop. AIG should thank American taxpayers for their help, not bite the hand that fed them for helping them out in a crisis."

Reddit - washingtonpost.com

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The guy at WalMart looked at me like I was weird for taking a picture of my paint before he could mix it. I thought it was awesome.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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TIL that if a Duracell battery leaks, and destroys one of your devices, the company will replace the device if it is sent to them with the defective batteries still in place.

Reddit - duracell.com

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Sensory hair cells regenerated, hearing restored in mammal ear

Reddit - medicalxpress.com

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He arrived a little too late

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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My friend was given this after viewing a room to rent

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Some men just want to watch the office burn

Reddit - imgur.com

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As a student who actually struggles for money, this is how I see 90% of students

Reddit - quickmeme.com

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My Nan spilt hot coffee over the lead guitarist of the band due to play in the Ritz Ballroom, Rhyl, 1963. Upset with embarrassment, the band gave her this to calm her down… (and John had to change, meaning their famous matching grey suits were no longer matching)

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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It's been like this since Sandy hit. Barack Obama doesn't care about white people.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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My eye doctor's cactus knows no bounds.

Reddit - imgur.com

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TIL Some website re-cut the TV Series "Lost" and put it into Chronological order. Apparently, they don't get on the island until the 2nd season.

Reddit - chronologicallylost.com

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"Today, one family, the Walton family of Wal-Mart, owns more wealth than the bottom 40 percent of Americans." - Bernie Sanders

Reddit - huffingtonpost.com

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My plans at 5:00 PM today

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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My Dad was never able to buy his yearbooks. I happened to find his in some things a person was throwing away. His face is priceless.

Reddit - imgur.com

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you know exactly what happened here....

Reddit - imgur.com

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The first North American cases of gonorrhea that are completely resistant to oral antibiotics have been detected, completely incurable gonorrhea could be on the way

Reddit - usnews.com

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This guy lead all the geese out of traffic calling "COME ON BABIES!"

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Best Candy in the world? I think it should be obvious...

Reddit - imgur.com

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A painting by my dad.- The view out of the front window of his car on a rainy day.

Reddit - imgur.com

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This is why I love taking my sister to the orthodontist. (Yes, its all free)

Reddit - imgur.com

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New Zealand has been rated #1 worldwide in human freedom

Reddit - qkme.me

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Alabama? You mean the place from cops? [FB]

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Found a familiar face on CBS this morning.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Still one of the funniest ads ever.

Reddit - youtube.com

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KimDotcom explains how to stop piracy in a single tweet. I think he's right.

Reddit - twitter.com

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It's been through World War II, Korea, Vietnam, the Great Depression, two Gulf Wars, two recessions and fourteen US Presidents, and I got it from an NYC McDonald's as change with my burger.

Reddit - imgur.com

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A day with Hunter S. Thompson

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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My gf was getting frustrated because my cat wouldn't pose for a picture. I was entertained.

Reddit - imgur.com

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'MURICA!

Reddit - imgur.com

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I too, am a falconer

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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This is brilliant...

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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iPhone Quick-Draw System

Reddit - youtube.com

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Saudi ruling puts end to marriage between 90-year-old man and his 15-year-old bride

Reddit - gulfnews.com

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Bored in traffic [FB]

Reddit - imgur.com

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My cat recently had kittens, and my friend came over to see them. This is what happened.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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There’s something intriguing, yet fundamentally wrong about watching chocolate bunnies melt.

Reddit - vimeo.com

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I work in a paint department here are some dispense images

Reddit - imgur.com

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Francis Ford Coppola's potential cast list for The Godfather

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Man with non-existent beard. It is an illusion.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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As an actual ER doc working at a major trauma center, I've seen too many abrasions and concussions not to share this piece of advice.

Reddit - quickmeme.com

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TIL That NASA is currently working on a warp drive that could get us to Alpha Centauri in 2 weeks.

Reddit - gizmodo.com

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Otter pup

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Had questions about SuperHD and 3D on Netflix. I did not deserve the quality of support I received...

Reddit - imgur.com

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This 10.7in paper-thin e-ink tablet is pretty damn amazing. The future looks bright.

Reddit - stuff.tv

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Oh God...

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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How men fall asleep

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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I went to Pepsi, met the lead designer of Mtn Dew and he liked me a lot so he gave me this. Note there are only 120 in the world and i just happened to get #117.

Reddit - imgur.com

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Stephen Colbert.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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They're just doritos...

Reddit - imgur.com

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Before my last operation to defeat the battle of cancer. Wish me luck reddit!

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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What happens to your normal responsibilities if you're sent to jail; i.e. cell phone contracts, various outstanding loans (student, mortgage, etc.), money you have in checking/savings accounts, etc.?

Reddit - self.AskReddit

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In Australia apparently the 'automated' text message bushfire warning system is monitored [xpost from /r/australia]

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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The world's population could actually start declining.

Reddit - slate.com

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TIL NASA's economic return is believed to be as high as $14 for every $1 spent

Reddit - nationaljournal.com

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By far the funniest thing I've read in my entire life.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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He's so happy

Reddit - imgur.com

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My wife is a falconer and I want in on this goddamn karma train.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Got the "dog sized" masks on our fire engines recently. Turns out, they work great!

Reddit - imgur.com

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TIL that Will Smith owed $2.8 Million to the IRS and almost went bankrupt, just before he signed the contract for The Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air

Reddit - en.wikipedia.org

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I painted this yesterday for a game I am working on, also included a time-lapse tutorial inside, what do you guys think?

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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A friend's cat had kittens a couple months ago, I just saw this photo in her fb of two of them kitties watching their favorite movie.I know it belongs here.

Reddit - imgur.com

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Being high in public

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Mom of the year

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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The Ultimate Burn, been using this since 1991

Reddit - imgur.com

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My day has started

Reddit - qkme.me

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Meet Cooper, my new assistant at work.

Reddit - imgur.com

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Reddit, I need your help to decipher this sign. They're everywhere along the highway but no one seems to know what they mean.

Reddit - imgur.com

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Right in the nostalgia NSFW (x-post from r/nostalgia)

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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This is my Grandparent's Neighbour, John. Aside from being one of the most interesting men I've met he is also known as Johndalf the Grey in the local community.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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I was waiting for this caption but it never came.

Reddit - quickmeme.com

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Lawyers and cops of Reddit, what are some rights that people don't know they have?

Reddit - self.AskReddit

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That will look nice in the family album

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Shit.... It's spreading.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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As a guy who has really been struggling with self-confidence lately, this was a huge boost.

Reddit - qkme.me

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TIL that if you commit suicide in Japan by jumping in front of a train, the company will charge the family a disruption fee.

Reddit - en.m.wikipedia.org

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Legolize it.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Fugazi - Waiting Room

Reddit - youtu.be

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I think there is something wrong with Guitar Hero

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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"Dredd" is out on DVD/BluRay today. PLEASE support this under appreciated movie!

Reddit - self.movies

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This is the best name for a steak rub i've ever seen.

Reddit - imgur.com

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Now why the F#$K would you do this?

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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In 1987 I don't think they realized how right they would be. (ZELDA)

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Cool Chick Kyrsten Sinema

Reddit - quickmeme.com

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Every time I watch a .gif

Reddit - quickmeme.com

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TIL that SEAL Team Six was only the second SEAL team, but was designated the number six to confuse the Soviets as to how many SEAL teams there were.

Reddit - en.wikipedia.org

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Chinese Zoo-goers throw snowballs at lions

Reddit - imgur.com

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Come on, brain. We're both tired.

Reddit - qkme.me

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"If I could stop a person from raping a child, I would. That's the difference between me and your god."

Reddit - atheismresource.com

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I never understood this.

Reddit - qkme.me

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I think she's enjoying herself.

Reddit - imgur.com

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What my girlfriend had waiting for me when I woke up today

Reddit - imgur.com

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The Eye (Paint) x-post from a reply

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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What is the best "Would You Rather" question that you know? (Possibly NSFW)

Reddit - self.AskReddit

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Real or not, he's actually...getting better.

Reddit - youtube.com

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My friend goes to a Christian private school. His geography homework is a bit odd...

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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As an atheist, I really appreciated seeing this (in Portland)

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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how to seem romantic

Reddit - qkme.me

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My new Munchkin Ragdoll Kitten: Brian Butterfield!!

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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A woman just said this on the bus

Reddit - quickmeme.com

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Every single time.

Reddit - qkme.me

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professor doesn't allow Wikipedia as a reference lb

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Coming Next on Ancient Aliens...

Reddit - imgur.com

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A Chinese Web censor snaps, goes on public rant

Reddit - washingtonpost.com

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A Texan student who refused to wear a badge with a radio tag that tracked her movements has lost a federal court appeal against her school's ID policy.

Reddit - bbc.co.uk

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Glad I work with such great people!

Reddit - imgur.com

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Happy 69th Birthday To Led Zeppelin Guitarist Jimmy Page!

Reddit - geeksofdoom.com

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Almost like crazy taxi

Reddit - i.minus.com

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So I found this guy, just in time for my trip to Indonesia and Thailand! Battery is still going strong!

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Why L4D2 is awesome. [L4D2]

Reddit - imgur.com

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Manhattan, New York, USA

Reddit - imgur.com

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Grats on the sex

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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So true

Reddit - imgur.com

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AMA request: Die Antwoord

Reddit - self.IAmA

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I work in the restaurant industry, and I've seen some pretty fucked up shit, but really? REALLY!!?? Cmon.. daaamn!

Reddit - imgur.com

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Cold War Kids - Hang Me Up To Dry

Reddit - youtu.be

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Pot Shop - Macklemore Thrift Shop Parody - YouTube

Reddit - youtube.com

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A bridesmaid dress for Tim Burton's wedding..

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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TIL that men's shirt buttons are the right and women's are on the left because typically men dressed themselves whereas women were dressed by servants (who could more easily button from their right).

Reddit - primermagazine.com

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IAmA John Dies At The End, Don Coscarelli and David Wong.

Reddit - self.IAmA

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What is one thing you wish you knew about sex before having it for the first time? (Possibly NSFW)

Reddit - self.AskReddit

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Hi Reddit. The lady left her account logged in, i'm here to try and help her sad amount of karma. Here's a moderately comical picture of her custom made armor (made by yours truly) for protection from hot sputtering oil while preparing pot-stickers.

Reddit - imgur.com

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Redditors Wife wants a cat

Reddit - qkme.me

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Break a leg.

Reddit - gifs.gifbin.com

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I don't feel bad about it

Reddit - qkme.me

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Saw this guy sleeping on the bus in San Francisco. He went ballistic when the driver woke him up.

Reddit - imgur.com

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Assassin's Creed Derp Stealth

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Stop procrastinating

Reddit - imgur.com

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Thanks Bieber...

Reddit - imgur.com

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I finally made #1 on the Xbox leaderboards and this happens. Now I want to kill myself.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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My shirt finally came in.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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TIL Sean Connery had a gun pointed at him by a gangster and proceeded to disarm and knock the gangster to the floor.

Reddit - en.wikipedia.org

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Well, maybe not the only reason

Reddit - qkme.me

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AMA Request: Banksy

Reddit - self.IAmA

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What is your favorite motivational saying?

Reddit - self.AskReddit

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World population may actually start declining, not exploding. "the rate of global population growth has slowed. And it’s expected to keep slowing...according to experts’ best estimates, the total population of Earth will stop growing within the lifespan of people alive today. And then it will fall"

Reddit - slate.com

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Tongue cyst

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Psychologists of Reddit, what are some red flags (of psychopathy, abuse, etc.) that everyone should be aware of?

Reddit - self.AskReddit

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Damn you Reddit!

Reddit - quickmeme.com

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FartPoopRobot_PhD writes the permanent ending of Doctor Who

Reddit - reddit.com

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Was looking through old notes from girls when I was in college and had a WTF moment

Reddit - imgur.com

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An amazingly well-written and extremely vivid account from a man who got legs crushed by a forklift.

Reddit - reddit.com

105 Comments

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I just came to a sudden realization...

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Key & Peele - Human Centipede... Greatest ending line to a sketch I've ever heard.

Reddit - youtube.com

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You jinxed it

Reddit - imgur.com

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TIL that when Judge Judy says, "You owe her $5,000," the defendant doesn't really owe $5,000. The producers pay any damages and the defendant even gets paid to be there.

Reddit - en.wikipedia.org

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Ah, so Gearbox doesn't really care about us

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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