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ULPT: leave a job that had perks at museums or other events? Keep those perks by downloading a PDF of your pay stub and photoshopping the date whenever you need to present it for proof of employment.

Reddit - self.UnethicalLifeProTips

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A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender says, "What's with the paper towel?"

Reddit - self.dadjokes

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She’s legitimately paralyzed and in a wheelchair. 10/10 Will date if I get the chance.

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Got this in my mailbox, thought the kid was flexing

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Russia 'fires on and seizes Ukraine ships'

Reddit - bbc.com

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Update on former homeless Connecticut man who returned 10K check last year

Reddit - whnt.com

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IDWHL, but thanks for the shirt

Reddit - self.IDontWorkHereLady

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Our puppy passed away last night. We haven’t left our bed all day in grief, and our boys haven’t left our side, not even once.

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Me and my girlfriend were walking in the woods the other week and saw a rainbow pool for the first time

Reddit - i.redd.it

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It feels good to see Atheism growing fast and religions losing believers in droves and being exposed.

Reddit - self.atheism

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ELI5: What happens in the brain during a panic attack?

Reddit - self.explainlikeimfive

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Baby Arm and his side kick The Slap Master

Reddit - i.redd.it

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What’s the most amazing thing about the universe?

Reddit - self.AskReddit

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Man killed by cops during Alabama mall shooting had a permit: Actual shooter remains at large

Reddit - globalnews.ca

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My kitten bringing his new toy to his older, incredibly fearful and shy older brother to check out. Probably the cutest thing I’ve ever recorded.

Reddit - gfycat.com

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"As California works to ban the Bible, the state is on fire. Let that sink in."

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Has anyone here managed to get any substantial passive income?

Reddit - self.personalfinance

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I am left freezing cold in my apartment - As I pay more than 4X the monthly hydro bill of my neighbor

Reddit - self.legaladvice

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OP's FIL ignores "no guns in the house" rule so hard that he doesn't see a problem with a 15 month old finding & playing with one.

Reddit - reddit.com

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Don't you hate it when you're in the middle of making a really funny AskOuija answer and someone just Goodbyes it out of nowhere?

Reddit - self.AskOuija

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After being married for 6 years and being dirt poor for 5 of them, my wife and I bought our first Christmas tree and couldn’t wait to put it up. It’s a small accomplishment, but a welcome one.

Reddit - i.redd.it

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There's a special place in hell for game developers who make the NPC slower than your sprint, and faster than your walk.

Reddit - gfycat.com

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My friend was trying to get a good picture of Nigeria. Random guy thought it was of him, decided to pose.

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Ordinary people can do extraordinary things

Reddit - i.redd.it

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My little brother-in-law was recruited into a MLM. I played stupid so I could go to the meetings and record it all. Top upvoted questions will be asked directly to the leader in our upcoming meeting.

Reddit - self.antiMLM

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I'm a male who received this from a gay friend; last text from him was a week old

Reddit - i.redd.it

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What unsolved mystery has absolutely no plausible explanation?

Reddit - self.AskReddit

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10/10 pain.

Reddit - imgur.com

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TIL of Walt Whitman's friend, Silas Soule. At 17, he was escorting slaves on the Underground Railroad. By 22, he'd staged two prison heists & become a blacksmith. At 26, he defied orders to participate in a massacre of Native Americans, testified against its architect, and was murdered for it.

Reddit - nps.gov

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Greatest bad guy death scene in movie history!

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Actually 10,000 Ms, because the last guy only posted 9000

Reddit - self.copypasta

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An app that lets u sin..

Reddit - v.redd.it

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Found these drops on my car from the snow to be r/oddlysatisfying

Reddit - v.redd.it

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TIL that when he was 15, Stan Lee entered a high school essay competition held by the New York Herald Tribune, and he won for 3 straight weeks until the newspaper wrote him and asked him to let someone else win. Later, the newspaper said he should look into writing professionally

Reddit - en.wikipedia.org

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Burried

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Former cult members of Reddit, at what moment did you go, “oh fuck, I’m in a cult”?

Reddit - self.AskReddit

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95-year-old charged as accessory to 36,000 deaths at Nazi concentration camp

Reddit - thehill.com

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TIL that Steve Jobs often went to his biological father's Mediterranean restaurant in San Jose and even shook his hand. At the time, his dad didn't know that Jobs was the baby he gave away for adoption, and Jobs didn't know that he was his father.

Reddit - en.wikipedia.org

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Karen, please watch out for Jan!

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Awesome photography hacks they use in advertising

Reddit - gfycat.com

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1 year ago today, Alabama’s Collin Sexton, Galin Smith, and Riley Norris took 14th ranked Minnesota down to the wire in a 3 on 5 matchup after their entire bench was ejected

Reddit - m.youtube.com

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The fast lane.

Reddit - v.redd.it

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Our Yelp Page is NOT the Menu

Reddit - self.TalesFromYourServer

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[LOTR] Gandalf says "the world is gnawed by nameless things. I will bring no report to darken the light of day." Were all the nameless things so evil and scary that people couldn't handle knowing about them?

Reddit - self.AskScienceFiction

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Wake up sheeple!!

Reddit - i.redd.it

302 Comments

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The king's voice

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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What is something that has been eating you up inside and you just need to get off your chest anonymously?

Reddit - self.AskReddit

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Call your grandma.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Wandered around the city at midnight in the mist, got the worst cold but some of my favorite shots

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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My house burned down last night

Reddit - self.TrueOffMyChest

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"Do it again, do it again!"

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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No sir, my sausage is not on the menu

Reddit - self.TalesFromTheFrontDesk

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Former Trump campaign manager admits there was, in fact, a 'vast right-wing conspiracy' to undermine the Clintons

Reddit - newsweek.com

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How does the person you ended up with compare to who you thought you’d end up with?

Reddit - self.AskWomen

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What is the appropriate way to handle a drunk guy grabbing a girls butt at a party?

Reddit - self.AskMen

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The difference between a million and a billion is something we always fail to imagine... This fact might help you imagining it...

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Children 'Screaming and Coughing in the Mayhem' as Trump Border Patrol Fires Tear Gas Into Mexico

Reddit - commondreams.org

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My grandfather and great-grandmother in 1941. He always wanted to be a pilot in the Air Force but wasn’t allowed to because of his colorblindness.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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What is your opinion on getting handjobs?

Reddit - self.AskMen

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Best of friends

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Just like the cartoons

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Coffee's life cycle

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Let me use your room, and stfu while I'm at it

Reddit - self.ChoosingBeggars

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I stopped providing my son rent/college money and he killed himself soon after. It is entirely my fault.

Reddit - self.confession

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Brutal

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Trapped himself in the shower at some point during the night. Woke up to scared whining.

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Do my research? Fine then, I will

Reddit - self.MaliciousCompliance

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Snow in a cabbage field..

Reddit - i.redd.it

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USPS could make more money if they put post offices in airports so instead of throwing something out that you forgot was in your bag you could mail it home.

Reddit - self.Showerthoughts

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GF: "Your beard shavings are making the sink look dirty."

Reddit - i.redd.it

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me_irl

Reddit - i.redd.it

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I remember the first time I ever looked into your eyes and felt my entire world flip.

Reddit - gfycat.com

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2meirl4meirl

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Anything missing ?

Reddit - i.redd.it

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got em 👌

Reddit - i.redd.it

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NY- I sent a rent check to landlord who then claimed non-payment. I sent a new check. He cashed it, then cashed the first check a few month later. I paid twice for the same month. Is this fraud? Criminal? where to report him. He’s trying to evict me and the court case is ongoing.

Reddit - self.legaladvice

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We’re keepers of the peace, not soldiers.

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Trump’s kowtowing to Saudi Arabia should be the last straw

Reddit - washingtonpost.com

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I’m 16 and a (very) amateur astrophotographer. This is my best photo of Saturn to date!

Reddit - i.redd.it

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I love and want to meet Erica :)

Reddit - i.redd.it

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My (26M) girlfriend (24F) found an engagement ring I was keeping safe for my friend until he was ready to propose. She thought it was for her and is furious that it wasn't.

Reddit - self.relationship_advice

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I’m a 17 year old really interested in photography and space, I took this a couple nights ago! My second attempt at moon photography :)

Reddit - i.redd.it

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If most vegan dishes were re-named as a new food instead of mocking real food, they would probably be more popular and accepted.

Reddit - self.Showerthoughts

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Making of a Hybrid Sphere

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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So Much Winning Donald!

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Super chilled water

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Girl I've never met texted me after two years and got angry when she found out I'm dating someone after my late-girlfriend died (X-post)

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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This guy’s chainmail suit

Reddit - i.redd.it

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This will never not hurt to watch. Poor Steve

Reddit - v.redd.it

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Soap bubbles with flash

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Bless stan lee

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Just found out that my [25M] fiancee [25F] has been bullying my best friend of 20+ years [26F].

Reddit - self.relationship_advice

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Most beautiful duck

Reddit - v.redd.it

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Mount Fuji with an eruption of stars. [OC][5304x7952]

Reddit - i.redd.it

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I heard that trans women may refer to their penises as vaginas before having any surgery - I am in full support of trans rights, and apologise if I’m using the wrong language, but I don’t understand how anatomy is a fluid concept? I wouldn’t call my eye an ear? Please help me learn and understand.

Reddit - self.NoStupidQuestions

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Best mom

Reddit - i.redd.it

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November 25, 2018

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