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HMC while I piss my cat off

Reddit - v.redd.it

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Had a kidney recently removed due to cancer. Just like Selena Gomez, I've developed a new line of swimsuits to hide surgical scars. Check out my before and after pictures.

Reddit - i.redd.it

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This thing that my friend found in the water

Reddit - i.redd.it

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ARAM was much more enjoyable when it had Bans and Butcher Bridge map with diverse items.

Reddit - self.leagueoflegends

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🔥 Beluga whale saves an iPhone from the sea in Norway

Reddit - v.redd.it

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I finally got my dream job as a Park Ranger in Glacier Bay National Park, Alaska! The karmic gods must have made a clerical error.

Reddit - i.redd.it

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The first painting I have made since I quit drinking 93 days ago. I thought I would never paint again.

Reddit - i.redd.it

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The early sparrow gets the worm

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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The nerve of some people.

Reddit - i.redd.it

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IAMA sperm donor-conceived adult with 24 (currently known) half-siblings, ask me anything!

Reddit - self.IAmA

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Jumping on the vaccine train! Broke with my family’s religious beliefs and got vaccinated today.

Reddit - i.redd.it

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DJ Throws Cake Into Crowd, Lands in a Quadriplegic Fan's Face

Reddit - v.redd.it

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TIL that when the US military tried segregating the pubs in Bamber Bridge in 1943, the local Englishmen instead decided to hang up "Black soldiers only" signs on all pubs as protest

Reddit - en.wikipedia.org

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As a guy, how do you approach your girlfriend if you need emotional support?

Reddit - self.AskMen

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"Avengers: Endgame" becomes the fifth movie to pass $2B worldwide. Currently it stands at $2.188B making it the second highest grossing film worldwide.

Reddit - hollywoodreporter.com

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Congrats to the Queen

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Earthquake (my dad) playing Tetris while my brother and sister look on.

Reddit - i.redd.it

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I forgot to turn on the headlights in a tunnel in Sweden while playing Euro Truck Simulator 2 and this happened

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Just met Steve Buscemi and told him he was a Reddit legend and he wasn’t sure what that meant but he said he was happy about it!

Reddit - i.redd.it

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That’s genuinely adorable

Reddit - i.redd.it

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An Elegant Weapon For A More Civilized Age

Reddit - gfycat.com

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Austin Jones. This POS youtuber who asked SIX underage girls for explicit videos is sentenced to 10 years in prison for child pornography.

Reddit - i.redd.it

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My sisters cat doesn’t like leafy greens but pretends to eat them to make her bunny feel comfortable

Reddit - v.redd.it

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Don’t ever write a story if you haven’t personally experienced it first hand!

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Detective Pikachu cinematographer happy his CGI monstrosities less obviously awful than Sonic's

Reddit - news.avclub.com

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Avengers Endgame ($2.188B) passed Titanic and is now the second highest grossing movie of all time!

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Measles: German minister proposes steep fines for anti-vaxxers - German Health Minister Jens Spahn is proposing a law that foresees fining parents of non-vaccinated children up to €2,500 ($2,800). The conservative lawmaker said he wants to "eradicate" measles.

Reddit - dw.com

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[Post Game Thread] The Toronto Raptors tie the series 2-2 with a 101-96 win over the Philadelphia 76ers

Reddit - self.nba

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Ikea to use mushroom packaging that will decompose in a garden within weeks

Reddit - globalcitizen.org

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Bike lanes need physical protection from car traffic, study shows. Researchers said that the results demonstrate that a single stripe of white paint does not provide a safe space for people who ride bikes.

Reddit - arstechnica.com

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Franck Ribery officially retires from FC Bayern Munich

Reddit - fcbayern.com

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What screams "I'm not a good person" ?

Reddit - self.AskReddit

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PETA is like a box of chocolates

Reddit - self.Jokes

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It's like it was meant to be

Reddit - gfycat.com

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The worst kind of youtuber

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Shop owner catch a shoplifter and instead of getting them arrested, he feeds the kids because he's hungry.

Reddit - v.redd.it

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This POS youtuber made 6 underage girls send him nude pictures to “prove” they were his biggest fan. He was sentenced to 10 years in prison.

Reddit - i.redd.it

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With it being Chris Brown's birthday, I'd like to remind you of

Reddit - self.Music

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Chinese School Principal Dances with his Students

Reddit - v.redd.it

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(Spoilers Extended) Alt Shift X: Game of Thrones S8E03 Explained

Reddit - youtube.com

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Canada Border Services seizes lawyer's phone, laptop for not sharing passwords | CBC News

Reddit - cbc.ca

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Wholesome shark.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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What is a mildly disturbing fact?

Reddit - self.AskReddit

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LPT: Use the recycle air feature on your cars AC system! Instead of constantly fighting to cool the hot air outside, it will cool the already cooled air inside your car. Saving gas, and cooling your car faster.

Reddit - self.LifeProTips

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The Silent Majority.

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Mueller agrees to "tentative date" to testify before House Judiciary

Reddit - axios.com

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Bear-ly noticeable

Reddit - v.redd.it

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Photogenic Good Boy Even In The Sun!

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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When you spend 7 seasons learning Dothraki and it becomes a dead language overnight.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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In reversal, Trump says Mueller ‘should not testify’ before Congress

Reddit - washingtonpost.com

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Apple trying to hide "the notch" on promotional images

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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The psycho sister of one of my friends wanted me to make sweets for her baby shower. It’s been 3 weeks since the event, and I still haven’t been paid in full (she paid a 10% deposit). The following ensued with this nasty piece of work:

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Curry misses the dunk

Reddit - streamable.com

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AITA for choosing my brother over my marriage?

Reddit - self.AmItheAsshole

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What’s a skill that everyone should have?

Reddit - self.AskReddit

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What screams "I'm getting older"?

Reddit - self.AskReddit

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Y'all ever just look at your hands and start wiggling your fingers and think "holy shit i'm a person in a world, is this reality"?

Reddit - self.NoStupidQuestions

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Longtime Trump aide alleges White House destroyed 5 boxes of documents — that should have been turned over to Mueller

Reddit - rawstory.com

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If Leonardo da Vinci were alive today, the Mona Lisa would've gotten about 44 likes on social media before being buried forever on the internet

Reddit - self.Showerthoughts

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Riot Blaustoise: "I think its better for the long-term health of the game if non-marksmen carries are viable in botlane. 8.11 was a mistake due to timing, but the idea of bot marksmen not being mandatory is correct"

Reddit - self.leagueoflegends

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Trashy drunk guy KOs woman in crowded bar

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Bernie Sanders introduces 'rebuild rural America' proposals

Reddit - nbcnews.com

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Sex is cool and all,

Reddit - self.teenagers

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Trump retweets far-right, 9/11 conspiracy theorist recently banned from Facebook

Reddit - haaretz.com

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Manchester United have failed to qualify for the 2019/2020 UEFA Champions League

Reddit - self.soccer

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This is just one photo.

Reddit - i.redd.it

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🔥 Baby black bear dared to touch a human completed

Reddit - v.redd.it

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as always men are better

Reddit - v.redd.it

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What chefs do in their free time

Reddit - v.redd.it

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Meanwhile in Russia

Reddit - v.redd.it

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sorry never heard of it

Reddit - i.redd.it

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[NO SPOILERS] A family portrait of one of the most tragic houses. Hear Me Roar! (artist: @raymondwaskita)

Reddit - i.redd.it

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I punched a girl in the face for kicking me in the balls.

Reddit - self.confession

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Several developers are refusing to be exclusive to Epic Games Store for fear of the bad publicity their game will receive

Reddit - hardwaresfera.com

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Trump says Mueller shouldn't testify

Reddit - thehill.com

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Went to visit my mom's grave. Her headstone was buried under this dirt, so we couldn't leave flowers.

Reddit - i.redd.it

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The Cryptobranchidae, or giant salamander, they are the largest living amphibians known today.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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F for Raiderboy105

Reddit - i.redd.it

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My co-worker says he isn't offended by anything because he 'is not a millennial snowflake'

Reddit - i.redd.it

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[Spoilers Infinite] There's a leek in the boat! I mean there are leaks in the wild! Talk about it here!

Reddit - self.asoiaf

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Shocking cabin footage of the Aeroflot SU95 Crash released.

Reddit - youtu.be

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This guy at comic con. His costume only costs 11$

Reddit - i.redd.it

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It ain't easy being the Hero of Legend

Reddit - i.redd.it

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AITA for not letting my wife have mothers day after she "canceled" fathers day?

Reddit - self.AmItheAsshole

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His blanket is getting washed.

Reddit - v.redd.it

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maN BrUTaLlY ASsAsSinATeS pOLotIciAn

Reddit - v.redd.it

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He protecc, he attacc, but most importantly, he thinks his fren’s head is a snacc

Reddit - i.redd.it

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That’s mighty unfortunate

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Kawhi Leonard with a huge fadeaway three to give the Raptors a four point lead with almost a min left - ABC

Reddit - streamable.com

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Dane Cook Sent His Brother To Prison For Stealing All Dane's Money

Reddit - youtube.com

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Who else thinks about a potential mass shooting every time you’re in an area with a lot of people?

Reddit - self.TooAfraidToAsk

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If you look closely after the lightning strikes the umbrella Wall-E is holding the electricity from the bolt charges his battery back to full

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Gorillas are magnificent, majestic creatures full of grace and beauty... except when it rains.

Reddit - v.redd.it

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Since you’re sleeping, I’ll pet you.

Reddit - v.redd.it

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ELI5 why does a man's penis hurt if he continues masturbsting/having sex after orgasm.

Reddit - self.explainlikeimfive

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Cat's in for a quick splash.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Grandmother with dementia charged $13,000 USD for clothes at strip mall in Florida

Reddit - self.legaladvice

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Men, what cute thing has your SO done recently?

Reddit - self.AskMen

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Funky 'How it's made'

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee?

Reddit - self.Jokes

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Left my girlfriend at a bar, did I do the right thing?

Reddit - self.relationship_advice

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May 5, 2019

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