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Everyone hates being sung happy birthday, and everyone hates singing happy birthday, so what the fuck are we doing here.

Reddit - self.Showerthoughts

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We tried it too

Reddit - v.redd.it

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My friend is trying to clean up Jamaica

Reddit - i.redd.it

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24-year-old Biochemist wins the Miss Virginia pageant by performing a science experiment onstage as her talent.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Yanks are asleep. It's their "We don't want to pay your taxes any more" day. Let's get the Queen to the top to scare them when they get up.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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America's Ass on this 4th of July [OC]

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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An informative meme.

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Sounds like the episode from the office where he promises tuition for the class.

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Little master in his tub 🛁

Reddit - v.redd.it

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My mom crocheted my dog a cigar...

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Cut the shit lady. You CHOSE the bathroom.

Reddit - i.redd.it

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The shower in my hotel has a little cutout so you can turn it on before getting in.

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Three months ago we were told our newborn was blind. Two weeks ago we found out the doctors were wrong. Today, she got her glasses.

Reddit - i.redd.it

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EA has the gall to charge $100 for a virtual player in a CELLPHONE GAME.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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He assumes any bath I run is for him 🛁

Reddit - i.redd.it

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the crossover we never knew we needed to see

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Rest In Peace, Bob

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Trump regrets getting near the eagle

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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If we colonize Mars and bring chicken with us , then they would have the ability to actually fly since mars gravity is about 38% earth's gravity.

Reddit - self.Showerthoughts

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Baby turtle being born and greeting the world for the first time

Reddit - gfycat.com

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🔥 Curious wild fox caught at the perfect moment 🔥

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Returning the favour

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Big quacc

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Deploy the rockets!!

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Grandma's act of Kindness She Gives the Garbage Men Cold Drinks on a Hot Day

Reddit - gfycat.com

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A bullet can't stop me making stupid spelling errors

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Pretty sure this is what my Ex used to do to me.

Reddit - i.redd.it

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visible excitement

Reddit - v.redd.it

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Belgian history 101

Reddit - i.redd.it

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My parents bought me a shirt that said “5UCK MY D1CK” and send me to school with it, not knowing what it meant. (We are German). My teacher explained to my mom what it meant and how inappropriate it was. This was about 12 years ago.

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Thanks to this tweet, filming has just started

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Found this on r/memes

Reddit - i.redd.it

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The gender bender bathroom sega continues!

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Americans drunkenly watching $500 worth of legal explosives go off in their backyards tonight...

Reddit - gfycat.com

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Woman showing her halloween costume, when suddenly...

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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TIL a guy made $1,000,000 by selling each pixel on a 1000 x 1000 pixel web page for $1 a pixel. The Million Dollar Homepage was created in 2005 to raise money for his university fees. The inventor went on to create a company today valued at $250m.

Reddit - thehustle.co

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giant truck ✔, highbeams on ✔, on our asses even though we are already going 78 and there are open lanes to the left and right to pass us ✔✔✔ Good morning, and happy July 4th.

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Scientists report restoring forests could cut atmospheric carbon by 25 percent, in a new study that assessed tree cover using Google Earth, finding that there’s 0.9 billion hectares of land available for planting forests, which could store 205 gigatonnes of carbon.

Reddit - blogs.discovermagazine.com

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This dog doing Special OPs training

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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The man earned it

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Israel is systematically removing from the archives evidence of 1948 expulsion of Arabs, including shocking testimony of massacres, rape and looting

Reddit - haaretz.com

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Follow up on ice cream licker

Reddit - i.redd.it

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I guess she was an actual flat earther

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Can we get an F for the reporter?

Reddit - v.redd.it

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Nothing more patriotic than this 4th of july Buzz Aldrin

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Happy 4th of July

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Whale powering up to the surface and breaching

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Chaos commences

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Me and the boys celebrating the 4th of July

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Two madlads!

Reddit - i.redd.it

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What can be done with normal stone

Reddit - v.redd.it

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10 months in and still releasing free skins.

Reddit - i.redd.it

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A Desert Eagle's "Ring of Fire"

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Why is this true

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Returning the favour

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Pretty accurate

Reddit - i.redd.it

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The Universal Truth

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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My son just got Mario Maker 2 and is very excited about creating his first level....but literally no one is playing it :( I hate to see him disappointed. Can someone be a bro and help him out? His level code is 1H8-599-7LG

Reddit - self.gaming

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My 5x5 Piston Door

Reddit - v.redd.it

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Immigrant child celebrating Independence Day from his cage (July 4, 2019).

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Paula Strawn is a legend

Reddit - i.redd.it

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This cleanest moonwalk I’ve ever seen!!

Reddit - v.redd.it

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Hmmmmmmm

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Each sentence kills him a little bit more

Reddit - v.redd.it

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A CD player that is off vs a CD that is on, In space.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Penetrating gays vs penetrating gaze

Reddit - i.redd.it

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A firm donated $750,000 of fireworks to Trump's Fourth of July show — and Trump scrapped fireworks tariffs the same day

Reddit - businessinsider.com

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TIL in 2003 a computer worm called ‘Welchia’ infected many computers to forcibly patch vulnerabilities and remove malware. It was regarded as a ‘helpful worm’

Reddit - en.wikipedia.org

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Petition to make this the sub pic

Reddit - i.redd.it

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An Ontario court has ruled that a man who had unprotected sex after agreeing to wear a condom committed sexual assault because his behavior invalidated his sexual partner's consent.

Reddit - nationalpost.com

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My grandparents in front of the teepee they lived in for 10+ years. Summer of 1969.

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Fireworks display of the US Flag

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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What an amazing view!

Reddit - i.redd.it

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In California, parents could claim a personal belief exemption to vaccination, and the rate of kindergartners without up-to-date vaccinations was 9.84% in 2013. In 2016, due to measles outbreaks, California passed a bill banning all personal belief exemptions. The rate was halved to 4.87% in 2017.

Reddit - cnn.com

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Nestle creates wrapper that degrades in the sea within six months

Reddit - news.sky.com

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I have had multiple ankle surgeries. Today I got a tattoo to make my scar a little sillier

Reddit - i.redd.it

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God let this be satire...

Reddit - i.redd.it

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I wonder what she did ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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My girlfriend’s little cousin’s entry didn’t get much love at their local art show she said, hoping she gets more on reddit.

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Testing the tensile strength of a weld

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Jon come on. Please Jon, I’m sorry

Reddit - i.redd.it

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So we were burying my friend at the beach and we upset his dog 😂

Reddit - v.redd.it

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Happy 4th!

Reddit - i.redd.it

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A monk who spends years in solitude and contemplation is considered a wise source of life advice, but the guy who lives alone next door who you rarely see leave his apartment is “that creepy neighbor”.

Reddit - self.Showerthoughts

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We need the footage to be complete

Reddit - i.redd.it

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The ACTUAL most inefficient staircase (17 steps!)(Explanation in comments)

Reddit - i.redd.it

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People who have survived an attempted murder, what is your story?

Reddit - self.AskReddit

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me_irl

Reddit - i.redd.it

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TIL that Mississippi is the only state to allow drivers to drink alcohol while operating a motor vehicle. It is permitted as long as the driver's blood alcohol content stays below the state’s legal limit of 0.08%.

Reddit - theawl.com

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Youtuber Apology Starter Pack

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Girls of Reddit, what is something guys shouldn't feel insecure about?

Reddit - self.AskReddit

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Poor Tyrion

Reddit - i.redd.it

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F’s in the chat for dark grey sheep

Reddit - i.redd.it

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A 3D scene I made on blender (which is a 3d design software). No one appreciated it from another sub I posted it on. So I thought to show it to you guys!

Reddit - i.redd.it

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This guy at my work never drinks the whole Coca Cola

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Its a miracle doggo

Reddit - i.redd.it

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For a guy raised on a desert planet with 2 suns, Luke Skywalker doesn't have much of a tan.

Reddit - self.Showerthoughts

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down the hatch

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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God Bless America Anyway

Reddit - i.redd.it

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My grandads college notes

Reddit - i.redd.it

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This dustpan has a comb for the broom

Reddit - i.redd.it

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cursed_moan

Reddit - i.redd.it

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my grandma worked really hard on this cake for those who sort by new

Reddit - i.redd.it

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An elderly neighbour passed recently, I bought a wii for $10 in their estate sale. This was in the box.

Reddit - i.redd.it

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"Everyone's got a plan until they get hit in the mouth." - Mike Tyson

Reddit - gfycat.com

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Man saves squirrel

Reddit - v.redd.it

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blessed pewpew

Reddit - i.redd.it

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This Japanese candy

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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2meirl4meirl

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Steve Irwin talks about what would make him give up what he was doing

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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V

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Reminded me to always read the caption

Reddit - i.redd.it

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'This is not democracy': European Parliament unites to condemn selection of new EU Commission president behind closed doors | Ursula von der Leyen chosen as the leader of the EU’s executive branch despite the fact she was not on the ballot paper as a candidate and has no manifesto

Reddit - independent.co.uk

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This reference may date me.

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Cardboard Art

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Ol' mate just wanted an explanation

Reddit - i.redd.it

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That's awesome.

Reddit - v.redd.it

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My cat smelling our newborn we just brought home

Reddit - v.redd.it

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Pour unfortunate souls!

Reddit - i.redd.it

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To promote feminism.

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Bottle cap challenge

Reddit - v.redd.it

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Got spam emails every day, went to unsubscribe, couldn't find anything. Thanks to this sub, I knew to check for "hidden" text.

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Invest now, Kim jong Un and Trump are the hot thing right now!

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Brags when he stands for the anthem, yet he sits on the flag

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Insects could die out ‘in worst extinction since the dinosaurs’, experts warn | The total mass of insects on our planet is dropping by 2.5% a year - meaning that insects could be wiped out altogether within a century.

Reddit - news.yahoo.com

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[Homemade] Independence Day jello

Reddit - i.redd.it

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This land was made for you and me

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Livestock are responsible for 14.5% of global greenhouse gas emissions, with the majority from beef and milk production because cattle emit so much methane. A new study has found that changing the cow’s microbiome could cut methane by 50%, through selective breeding, or using probiotics in calves.

Reddit - newscientist.com

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🔥 Ripped 🔥 Lioness 🔥

Reddit - i.redd.it

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WCGW if we don’t secure the load in the back?

Reddit - v.redd.it

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Fans: Some people move on, but not us

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Blursed advertisment

Reddit - i.redd.it

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High Tide, Me, Photomanipulation, 2019

Reddit - i.redd.it

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I can't wait for my favorite Christian game franchise to come back

Reddit - i.redd.it

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6.6 magnitude earthquake southwest of Searles Valley in San Bernardino County [California] is felt throughout the southland

Reddit - ocregister.com

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I’m glad he appreciated it

Reddit - i.redd.it

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MiNEcRaFt yEaR?

Reddit - i.redd.it

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A teacher goes for a long walk on the beach. She finds a shiny magic lamb, picks it up, and rubs it.

Reddit - self.Jokes

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We got tanks but no soap

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Boobies

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Can I post here?

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Hopefully hasn't been made before made before

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Protesters storm the Legislative Council Chamber in Hong Kong

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Outdoor bottlecap challenge

Reddit - v.redd.it

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We are so proud of you

Reddit - i.redd.it

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TL;DR --- American Revolution

Reddit - i.redd.it

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I am a simple man, i hear "want drink" i yes.

Reddit - i.redd.it

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He smelled bacon on the stove.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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'We're anti-influencer': ice-cream truck makes Instagram 'stars' pay double

Reddit - theguardian.com

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Justin Amash: Our politics is in a partisan death spiral. That’s why I’m leaving the GOP.

Reddit - washingtonpost.com

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Guy tries to explain why mermaids can't be black...

Reddit - i.redd.it

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absolutelynotme_irl

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Calling for reparations for slavery that ended 150 years ago, while wearing Nikes and using an iPhone, that are both made by slaves in China in our very day and age, is the ultimate hypocrisy and reeks of virtue signaling.

Reddit - self.unpopularopinion

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Service dog picks his own birthday present

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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N U T

Reddit - i.redd.it

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What a legend this guy

Reddit - i.redd.it

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hmmm

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Facts ( Oc)

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Yes Felix. Icebergs are in fact, made of ice.

Reddit - i.redd.it

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This is EPIC

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Ate the Onion - Left The Cheetos

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Morning surprise in Santander

Reddit - i.redd.it

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These shapes shouldn't be able to coexist like this...

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Absolute lad sleeps in a blizzard for 70 people.

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Just like...why?

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Everyone's done something

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Life is a game, God is the developer, what is your complain about it?

Reddit - self.AskReddit

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I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb and I also know I'm not blonde - Dolly Parton, 1978

Reddit - i.redd.it

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CONGRATULATIONS Dutch women’s football team for making it to the world cup finals!

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Supercell Thunderstorm and Lightning over the Kansas Plains. Greensburg, KS. [OC][3000x2001]

Reddit - i.redd.it

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I found this very 90s pen in a drawer

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Cursed Rope

Reddit - i.redd.it

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The Director of "Shazam" releases a video essay explaining problems in his own movie and briefly explains why a lot of video essays are reaching when they critique movies.

Reddit - youtube.com

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Once your pupper always your pupper

Reddit - i.redd.it

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do not be sad I'm with you

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Decided to make another pair of APEX inspired sneakers. What do you guys think?

Reddit - i.redd.it

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dont know if this counts but ok

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Sikh Bikers at 4th of July Parade

Reddit - imgur.com

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My client asked me to paint her as Captain Marvel, and this was the result!

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Korgi, Wager of War

Reddit - i.redd.it

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For real tho

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Me irl

Reddit - i.redd.it

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July 4, 2019

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