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The Onion homepage right now

Reddit - v.redd.it

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This is so pure.

Reddit - v.redd.it

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Guy Catches Tear Gas Shell Mid Air During Protest In Lahore, Pakistan

Reddit - v.redd.it

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It’s me…

Reddit - v.redd.it

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my dog was sleeping backstage and wandered out during the encore to sing with the band

Reddit - v.redd.it

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Making A Brass Extension For Severed Thumb.

Reddit - v.redd.it

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Bees count right?

Reddit - i.redd.it

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A well-regulated militia

Reddit - i.redd.it

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The water at this harbor is so deep that even a humpback whale can breach out of it without being noticed beforehand.

Reddit - v.redd.it

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Warriors head coach Steve Kerr comments on gun violence in America and calls out senators after Texas elementary school shooting

Reddit - v.redd.it

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which one of the many mass shootings are we talking about?

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Bruh Thats The Wrong Taunt

Reddit - i.redd.it

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News for Republicans

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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My heart hurts...

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Beto O'Rourke Wednesday May 25th 2022

Reddit - i.redd.it

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meirl

Reddit - i.redd.it

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This belongs here

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Robert Francis 'Beto' O'Rourke interrupts Gov. Abbott's press conference to confront him over school massacre

Reddit - v.redd.it

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Each turn is worse than the first

Reddit - v.redd.it

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Faking a cut with a chemical reaction

Reddit - v.redd.it

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Trained Indian classical Bharatnatyam dancers infuse their routine with hip hop.

Reddit - v.redd.it

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Howdy, fishy

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Plaster it across the Texas capital building. Send non-stop faxes of it to every Texas politician.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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He has to be more specific

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Judge sentences former reality TV star Josh Duggar to more than 12 years in prison for child pornography conviction

Reddit - apnews.com

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Steel core inside of a "rubber" bullet used by police.

Reddit - i.redd.it

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My dad owned a bakery years ago, and we just spent the day making a couple of his old recipes. He looks so proud <3 (OC)

Reddit - i.redd.it

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NBA coach Steve Kerr comments on gun violence in America

Reddit - v.redd.it

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Fool me once, shame on you

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Beto O'Rourke interrupts Texas governor's press conference on shooting

Reddit - abcnews.go.com

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In 1828, an American artist named Sarah Goodridge painted a portrait of her own breasts and sent it to lawyer and politician Daniel Webster, who had become a recent widower. It is considered the earliest case of someone sending nudes.

Reddit - i.redd.it

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The end is near

Reddit - i.redd.it

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I got cookies made to commemorate my hysterectomy. Bakery did not disappoint.

Reddit - i.redd.it

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meirl

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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blursed ferrets

Reddit - i.redd.it

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When you dont know what you’re talking about…

Reddit - i.redd.it

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The real reason for two ring slots

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Back to School, Julie DeFeo, found objects, 2018

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Cow moment

Reddit - i.redd.it

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TIL the first McDonalds Drive Thru was made for soldiers, who were unable to leave their vehicle while in uniform.

Reddit - mashed.com

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Guess we can just pray? Nothing else?

Reddit - i.redd.it

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3D Yearbook. Names written and in braille. Georgia Academy for the Blind

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Old man dropped off his pristine Game Gear for repair at my shop. It finally quit on him. Doesn’t look like I’ll be able to repair it. F’s in the chat

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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appreciate the listening ear

Reddit - i.redd.it

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the holebowl

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Sandy Hook families’ defamation damages trial against Alex Jones to move forward in CT

Reddit - newstimes.com

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Wild turkeys walking in a circle around a dead cat in the middle.

Reddit - v.redd.it

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Escalating nightmare

Reddit - i.redd.it

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The process of a pepper seed to pepper plant.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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meirl

Reddit - i.redd.it

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'Appalled': World leaders call for action after hacked files detail Uyghur internment camps

Reddit - usatoday.com

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[OC] This sign on a school near Uvalde, TX

Reddit - i.redd.it

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She's so happy

Reddit - i.redd.it

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DuckDuckGo caught giving Microsoft permission for trackers despite strong privacy reputation

Reddit - 9to5mac.com

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Wish that was me

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Head Custodian is stunned as he is gifted with a new car by elementary school so that he won't have to walk to work

Reddit - v.redd.it

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You want a solution?

Reddit - v.redd.it

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Lawfully wedded wife

Reddit - v.redd.it

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objection hearsay

Reddit - i.redd.it

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I matched with my high school crush and I got my answer as to whether she remembers the embarrassing date we went on

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Mainly after meetings

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Putin appoints 'man without a face' as minister of emergencies after previous official dies in a mysterious plunge off a waterfall.

Reddit - thedailybeast.com

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Moss says "Hi!"

Reddit - i.redd.it

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In 1828, an American artist named Sarah Goodridge painted a portrait of her own breasts and sent it to lawyer-politician Daniel Webster, who had recently become a widower. It is considered the earliest case of someone sending nudes.

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Do not tell me your AR15 is worth more than another 19 children’s lives

Reddit - i.redd.it

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In gaming, repeatedly crouching when you first see someone is a sign of friendship, but repeatedly crouching after you killed them is a sign of disrespect

Reddit - self.Showerthoughts

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Ruben Gallego Rips NRA and GOP After School Slaughter: ‘Fuck You Ted Cruz’ and ‘Fuck Your Prayers’

Reddit - thedailybeast.com

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Fox News guest suggests "ballistic blankets" to stop children getting shot

Reddit - newsweek.com

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Who do we actually care about

Reddit - i.redd.it

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NBA coach Steve Kerr comments on gun violence in America

Reddit - v.redd.it

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90 second cycle

Reddit - i.redd.it

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It is about those who fought hard, so we can take up space without fear of reprisal.

Reddit - i.redd.it

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The harsh truth of Disney+

Reddit - i.redd.it

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100%

Reddit - i.redd.it

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nope

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Anon is the United States

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Papa Giraffe comes to see his newborn baby...

Reddit - v.redd.it

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LPT: If you ever become homeless, KFC and Dunkin Donuts dumpsters will feed you quite well. I survived 3 years of homelessness because of it.

Reddit - self.LifeProTips

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Point me in the direction of the lie

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Giving Stephen energy

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Priorities

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Cookie Monster, the being of justice sent by the Almighty himself

Reddit - i.redd.it

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some of them

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Papa Giraffe comes to see his newborn baby...

Reddit - gfycat.com

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You can only pity such people

Reddit - i.redd.it

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LPT: Always take a video of your rental car before driving it. Just got a 900 USD bill for damages that were already on the car.

Reddit - self.LifeProTips

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It’s Fun That “the President Reportedly Agreed That a Mob Should Kill the Vice President” Is Only a Minor News Story

Reddit - slate.com

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18 children viscously murdered in cold blood . And Rep. Tony Gonzalez thinks it was God “calling his children home”. These people are demented and sick in the head

Reddit - self.atheism

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The amazing color palette of these Hydrangea flowers

Reddit - gfycat.com

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Thanks, I hate AI

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Exxon must go to trial over alleged climate crimes, court rules

Reddit - theguardian.com

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What's your religion?

Reddit - v.redd.it

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They got the power

Reddit - i.redd.it

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I cut this Brazilian topaz gem myself. Shown in a temporary ring setting.

Reddit - v.redd.it

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Baseball Girls

Reddit - v.redd.it

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Inflation has been hitting everything

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Task failed successfully

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Fast Food Restaurant Owner Starter Pack

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Guns are banned during Trump's upcoming speech at the NRA conference

Reddit - npr.org

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Michigan election bureau says 2 leading Republican candidates for governor filed fraudulent signatures, disqualifying them

Reddit - pbs.org

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Literally any other hobby.

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Who's with me?

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Wait for it...

Reddit - v.redd.it

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hmmm

Reddit - i.redd.it

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This is me in 2011, I was thirteen and waited 3 hours in the Arizona heat to meet Freddy from iCarly

Reddit - i.redd.it

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In the last 24 hours since the Uvalde massacre, Fox News has proposed at least 50 "solutions" and none of them are gun control.

Reddit - v.redd.it

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Beto O'Rourke Crashes Abbotts press conference to confront him about his gun policies - calls Beto a "sick son of a bitch"

Reddit - v.redd.it

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Be free!

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Researchers in Australia have now shown yet another advantage of adding rubber from old tires to asphalt – extra Sun protection that could help roads last up to twice as long before cracking

Reddit - newatlas.com

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Guided this lil fella from the hot sun back to the pond and lended a hand when he missed his exit

Reddit - v.redd.it

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Texas Republicans made it easier to buy and carry guns months before 19 kids were shot and killed at an elementary school

Reddit - businessinsider.com

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Rachel Riley from S8E2 of Cats Does Countdown

Reddit - i.redd.it

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I wonder who put the labor in to make the paper it was written on?

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Former TMZ employee responds to Heard's lawyer if he's in for 15 minutes of fame

Reddit - v.redd.it

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Makeup art on the dome.

Reddit - gfycat.com

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WhY dOn'T yOu HaVe KiDs?

Reddit - i.redd.it

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To try to accuse someone to get 15 minutes of fame

Reddit - v.redd.it

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Maybe Maybe Maybe

Reddit - v.redd.it

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squillip

Reddit - i.redd.it

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CRISPR tomatoes genetically engineered to be richer in vitamin D. In addition to making the fruit of a tomato more nutritious, the team says that the vitamin D-rich leaves could also be used to make supplements, rather than going to waste.

Reddit - newatlas.com

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A true hero .. we need change major change

Reddit - i.redd.it

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He is a congressman representing Uvalde, Texas.

Reddit - i.redd.it

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It’s the only way

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Told my buddy to bring his own chair to the bonfire

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Surprising an 8-year-old with a new LEGO® arm

Reddit - v.redd.it

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would anyone actually do this

Reddit - i.redd.it

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"4 men in a boat"

Reddit - v.redd.it

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Resident docs earn less than fifteen per hour when you consider they do more than eighty hours per week year round

Reddit - self.Showerthoughts

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Blursed_Relationship

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Our family doesn’t qualify for food stamps, but every week I am very grateful that our community offers such a wonderful food bank to anyone who needs help. This is what they had this week for each family

Reddit - i.redd.it

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I'm just gonna put my arm in a alligators mouth, what could possibly happen?

Reddit - v.redd.it

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'Juno': 15 years later, the film is still remembered for its unique approach to depicting abortion, divisive as it is.

Reddit - collider.com

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Security lane has reached the car park at Manchester airport, lovely… (T3)

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Welcome

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Meirl

Reddit - i.redd.it

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In The Matrix (1999), while most of movie was filmed in Australia, one specific scene was done in America due to the number of guns needed

Reddit - i.redd.it

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People are the worst

Reddit - i.redd.it

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What is the most interesting statistic you know?

Reddit - self.AskReddit

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why are they showing this to kids

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Normalization of school shootings.

Reddit - youtu.be

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Tom Hanks discusses how to clean up sexual misconduct and abuse of power in Hollywood. The interviewer then immediately asks James Franco (who is well known for such abuse) about his opinion, and Franco’s reaction is priceless

Reddit - youtu.be

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Everyone knows we don't have to pick just one answer, right?!

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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I'm more of a nano kinda guy myself

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Burn it!

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Wild kitten family i spotted on my visit to Spain

Reddit - v.redd.it

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Me_irl

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Usain Bolt being awesome and treating staff with respect

Reddit - v.redd.it

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Found this on r/workreform

Reddit - i.redd.it

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I've waited a while year to post this.

Reddit - i.redd.it

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me_irlgbt

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Visual programming should be illegal.

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Biblically Accurate

Reddit - v.redd.it

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A rare type of parasitic twin that occurs in 2-3 cases per 5 million newborns.

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Regulate Guns like Abortion

Reddit - i.redd.it

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I won’t be surprised if they actually do it

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Amazon shareholders reject 15 motions on worker rights and environment

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Long live the Queen!

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Too. Many. Ads.

Reddit - i.redd.it

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So I did something...

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Ranni’s just weird

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Lewis' message today

Reddit - i.redd.it

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What kind of frog is this?

Reddit - i.redd.it

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elaine bredehoft trying to accuse someone of trying to gain 15 minutes of fame

Reddit - v.redd.it

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title

Reddit - i.redd.it

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+29.19% (5/25/22)

Reddit - i.redd.it

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This happens way too often…

Reddit - i.redd.it

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He’s from the 1880s

Reddit - i.redd.it

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🔥 Get intimate with nature,close to the flock

Reddit - v.redd.it

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Zelensky says Ukraine will fight until it regains all its territories after Kissinger remark

Reddit - thehill.com

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[OC] The best photo I have of my boys yet!

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Why? How?

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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So villagers are "pacifists", huh ?

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Thanks, I hate how relatable this is.

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Now time for something actually mildly infuriating

Reddit - i.redd.it

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tank combat game

Reddit - v.redd.it

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🔥Feeding a wild chipmunk some nuts

Reddit - v.redd.it

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To stay composed after seeing a fan dancing

Reddit - v.redd.it

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Forgive me, father

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Beto O’Rourke interrupts Texas governor's news conference on school shooting

Reddit - nbcnews.com

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Great Execution to a Plan!

Reddit - v.redd.it

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Co-workers were "too busy" to come to happy hour, so I took Penny Lane instead.

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Women the troublemaker

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Fire from above

Reddit - i.redd.it

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That time Saturn accidentally showed everyone how much space is wasted with cars.

Reddit - v.redd.it

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Oh boy.. How do people live like this??

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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meirl

Reddit - i.imgur.com

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Hopefully their taste will come back! 😂

Reddit - i.redd.it

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TIFU by losing my company £100k and am now suspended from work

Reddit - self.tifu

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Jayson Tatum speaks on the Uvalde shooting: "It's sad that it's becoming something we're getting numb to...I heard yesterday that the guy, when he turned 18, the first thing he did was buy a handgun and an assault rifle. That just doesn't sound like something that you should be able to do."

Reddit - streamable.com

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The Decade of Cheap Uber Rides Is Over

Reddit - slate.com

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This tiny bun that appeared in my mum's garden today

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Atleast learn from others !!!

Reddit - i.redd.it

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Quick thinking by this mother

Reddit - v.redd.it

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