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My piece in a local chalk contest

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1993

He met Bill Murray

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Gay Marriage Bill Passed in the UK

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Microsoft unveiling Xbox one

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I couldn't pass

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Told the wife I was stripping her computer for parts. Today, this is her desktop background.

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Peter Dinklage and his dog

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Next time you're at the pump...

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Some things never change

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What are some jobs that pay well and do not require a college degree?

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Least accurate name-prediction in gaming history?

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Boyfriends of reddit, what's somthing you would like your girlfriend to surprise you with randomly?

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I think these pre-made pizza crusts are made with child labor...

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So that's where I left my pile of cats.

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That can't be good for you.

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One Million Dollars in Singles

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You’re probably connecting to reddit through a technology I invented. I’m Bob Metcalfe and I invented Ethernet – AMA

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This is what happens when I pee before feeding her.

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Best thing to come out of the Xbox Reveal

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New The World's End Poster Released

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Well, its only 10 in the morning and this gave me the chills.

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TIL that a 20 year old female and a 23 year old male auctioned off their virginity. Her highest bidder bid $780 000, and his highest bidder bid only $3000

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The Wolverine - New Official Trailer [HD] Hugh Jackman

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Yahoo buying Tumblr for $1.1 Billion summed up in one gif

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TIL Stephen Sondheim, write of West Side Story, Sweeney Todd, etc. considers the movie "South Park: Bigger, Longer, an Uncut" one of the best MUSICALS of our generation.

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Xbox Reveal discussion thread

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I already work harder for them

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Super Mario

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New reddit gold feature: orangereds when your /u/username is mentioned in comments.

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Oklahoma senator: Tornado aid “totally different” from Sandy aid

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Ricky Gervais nails it again.

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Mr. Avatar

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Scavenging immune system cell that helps limbs regrow in salamanders brings hope that humans will one day be able to mimic the animal's amazing regenerative powers, say Australian researchers

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Anyone Regret Slashing National Weather Service Budget Now?: With GOP-backed cuts to forecasting agency, experts warn future storms will go undetected and more lives lost

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TIL That in 2011, Ketchup was banned in French School Cafeterias on the grounds that it posed a threat to the national cuisine

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I was flipping through old photo albums, I'm not sure which of my parents was more creepy...

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Mom makes daughter wear thrift store outfits for bullying others about their clothes

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'Time Crystals' Could Upend Physicists' Theory of Time | Wired Science

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Someone suggests a 1920s slapstick effect on a video of a series of accidents and oWNYo delivers incredibly well.

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The arcade MY father and I made in the basement

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TIL Tania Head faked being a 9/11 survivor and served as President of the WTC Survivors Network

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Queen guitarist Brian May says BBC's "The Voice" 'is the ultimate insult to music'

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Whenever my family says science just makes things up to replace god, I think of this

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Every time the tornado siren stops.

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1 Year Later. Fuck Cancer.

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The real confession bear

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My youngest son decided that this was proper attire for school this morning.

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Ex military called in to snipe feral goats from helicopters in the Galapagos islands, to protect tortoise population

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Olympia teen expelled as "risk" to other students after defending himself from constant bullying

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Student Gives Teacher Pop Rocks BJ

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Well, Lisa?

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Okay okay, 5 more minutes geez.

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Seriously, have a little fucking compassion.

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Scientists at Cambridge’s Department of Chemistry have identified the molecular trigger for Alzheimer's Disease.

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Survey: American ISPs now have the lowest customer satisfaction of any industry, including airlines

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I Am Amber Nash, best known as the voice of Pam Poovey on FX's Archer ask me anything!

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The greatest day of my life

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Irish potato famine mystery solved after 168 years

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Bartenders of Reddit: what do drink orders say about people?

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These two toddlers who had never met before, but decided to hug it out in the middle of an airport terminal.

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Whenever I clean the house, can't be the only one

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Why does this make my family go nuts?

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TIL New Zealand is part of a 93% submerged continent known as Zealandia.

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My University recently closed the basement to the Library. I had no idea of the danger we were in.

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Good Guy Zach Galifianakis

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NASA is funding a 3D food printer, and it'll start with pizza, mmmmm nondescript "protein layer toppings

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Think of a card

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I don't like losing my chameleon. Problem solved.

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Actual picture of One Direction fans...

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Hollywood studios issue takedowns for the Pirate Bay documentary (which was legally released online for free)

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Woman who survives Oklahoma tornado finds her lost dog while being interviewed. Absolutely amazing.

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Saw this intimidating sign in a corner kebab store, it really surprised me after reading it.

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India Bans Captive Dolphin Shows as ‘Morally Unacceptable’ - Says they're highly intelligent & should be seen as ‘non-human persons’ with their own specific rights.

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relemhcs comments on "Electrical engineers in solar power/other forms of alternative energy:" inspiring depiction of solar in the coming years

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If you think the TV show is bad, wait until you read the book it's based on.

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Snug as a bug in a rug.

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Happened to me last week, I have had happier times in my life.

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This picture of my brother popped up on my newsfeed, titled "Do you wear fur?"

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Got a new gun in Borderlands 2, and all I can see is Roberto from Futurama

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Picture taken in the tornado rubble in Moore, OK.

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TIL most bamboo species only flower once every several decades, the entire population flowering at once; and, when one variety flowers, the entire variety flowers at the same time the world over, regardless of location, climate, or any other known factors, for reasons scientists have yet to discern.

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A teacher finds one of his students among the rubble caused by the tornado in Moore, OK.

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A guy came into my hospital claiming he didn't know why he had rectal bleeding

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My first post. I love gaming. Here is me as Lara Croft

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Birth of tornado that devastated Moore, OK.

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I knew I was right to be afraid of those.

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Good advice to remember from Minecraft

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It's going to be a rough 24hrs for both of us

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Dissected Burmese python who had 60 eggs inside

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TIL in the 1863, an American aphid infestation devastated France's grapevines, destroying the entire wine industry. It was only saved by grafting Calif. grape-rootstock onto French grapevines, making them resistant to the bugs. To this day, all French wine-grapes are still grown with American roots.

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Cross-stitch a friend did for Taken

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hail from storm in OKC today.

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Both Senators From Oklahoma Votes Against Federal Disaster Relief For Hurricane Sandy, Now Face Difficult Questions Regarding Tornado Relief

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Sooo we lit a bonfire that ripped a hole in space/time. Sorry, but also wow.

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2011

Incredible video my Dad took of the May 20th tornado FORMING and destroying everything in its path near Newcastle, OK (0-F4 in seconds)

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oooooooohchild helps a depressed redditor feel better on his birthday in one sentence. From /r/depression.

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The media is a bunch of scum bags

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1997

My sister likes to dress our dog in clothes from Build a Bear..Here he is as a Jedi

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We are making solar cars in a physics class and my teacher said we could make our balsa wood chassis as intricate as we wanted.

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Whenever my wife is pissed at me, I text her this meme, she laughs, and all is forgiven

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The GOP's Favorability Ratings Have Tanked To Their Lowest Point Ever

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The State of Confusion

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Today the 113 year old lightbulb in the Livermore Firehouse has burned out.

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r/funny didn't like this. This is one of many reasons as to why I love Futurama!

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Michelle Bachmann under investigation by FBI due to alleged campaign funds misuse.

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Michele Bachmann's Scandal Could Be Turning Criminal As The FBI Is Now Investigating

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We have all been here

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Not to make light of the Oklahoma tornadoes, but...

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Ray Manzarek, keyboardist and founding member of The Doors, passed away

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Unknown Mathematician Proves Surprising Property of Prime Numbers

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Arbitrary Day signups are OPEN!

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I am Brandon Stanton, creator of the Humans of New York blog. I've stopped, photographed, and interviewed thousands of strangers on the streets of NYC. AMA

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If we lost all memory of photoshop, but the pictures remained, which photo would be hardest to explain?

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Yahoo won't restrict porn on Tumblr

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Teachers Carrying Elementary Students out of School Leveled by Tornado in Moore, Oklahoma

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Intelligence reports confirm that China is quietly encouraging regime change in North Korea and is grooming Kim's older brother Kim Jong-nam to take over his role when Kim Jong-un's control over the country crumbles.

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My friend is brilliant.

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1997

Tornado Touches Down South of Oklahoma City

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I snapped this as I was fleeing Moore, Oklahoma today.

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TIL Since the SNES wasn't powerful enough to emulate a GameBoy in software, the Super GameBoy actually contained all the hardware of a regular gameboy except the screen.

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TIL that during the Prohibition, grape juice mix was sold with the warning "After dissolving the brick in a gallon of water, do not place the liquid in a jug away in the cupboard for twenty days, because then it would turn into wine."

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Paul Verhoeven Wants to Direct Arnold Schwarzenegger in The Legend of Conan

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Pike, a 30 year old Polar Bear was gifted 10 tons of snow for his birthday in a California zoo

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Family comes out of cellar to devastation after May 20 Tornado in Moore, Oklahoma

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Grays42 explains why you can't see the colors of the Milky Way with the naked eye

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/u/Theopholus accidentally predicts the finale of this season's Doctor Who 9 months in advance SPOILERS

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Hello Republicans: Japan Switches to Stimulus, Gets Growth; Europe Sticks With Austerity, Stays in Recession

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Ikea ain't got nothing on him!

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Paul Grahams "hierarchy of disagreement" or "how to disagree" Before posting a comment, please ensure you are within the top 3 levels.

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Them Feels

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1967

Happy Draw Muhammad Day!

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Hank Hill on steaks

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GF's dog hit warp speed.

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